Kali Tui – Vosota meets Kelly Rowland & Nelly – Gone in this powerful fusion.
A smooth blend of island soul and R&B classics — made to entertain, feel, and just vibe with. 🌺🔥

Remixed by DJ Kingsman (United Tunez) — bringing Pacific rhythm to a global sound.
🎧 Listen now on SoundCloud and YouTube.
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KALI TUI X KELLY ROWLAND X NELLY (V0S0TA VS GONE)

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Scientists have confirmed that if Friday didn’t exist, the world would collapse into a 24/7 Monday. Banks would ban cake, printers would jam forever, and Karen from accounting would start a heavy metal band called “No Birthday.”

This track is your legally-binding permission slip to ignore emails, wear flip-flops in a thunderstorm, and declare war on Excel spreadsheets. It’s not just chillwave… it’s Friday-wave. Hit snooze twice, pour questionable coffee into your body, and let the bassline remind you that work is a joke — and you’re the punchline.

Warning: Side effects may include spontaneous dancing at your desk, telling your boss “you do the math,” and clapping like you’re in a kindergarten rhythm class.

Press play, waste the day, and remember:
✨ No Friday, no birthday… but luckily Friday showed up with balloons and a kazoo. 🎈

Lyrics:

Alarm clock rings, but I hit snooze twice,
Friday’s here, and it feels so nice.
Colleagues complain, but I just laugh,
Boss wants reports? He can do the math.

Coffee in hand, I’m ready to play,
Weekend’s knocking, it starts today.

No Friday, no birthday,
No reason to dance, no cake on the tray.
No Friday, no birthday,
So light it up, let’s waste the day!
No Friday, no birthday,
No reason to cheer, no reason to stay.
No Friday, no birthday,
We’d all be crying in Monday’s gray.

Weather’s a mess, but I don’t care,
I’ll wear flip-flops, I’ll dye my hair.
Emails pile up, but they won’t win,
I’ll answer them later — or never again.

Work’s just a joke, and I’m in on the fun,
Friday’s the punchline, and I’ve already won.

No Friday, no birthday,
No reason to sing, no reason to sway.
No Friday, no birthday,
Let’s turn this office into cabaret!
No Friday, no birthday,
No reason to laugh, no reason to play.
No Friday, no birthday,
So thank you Friday, you saved the day!

Clap your hands, stomp your feet,
Friday makes the week complete!
No Friday? Life’s absurd —
It’s like a boss who loves paperwork!

No Friday, no birthday,
No joy in the world, no sweet soufflé.
No Friday, no birthday,
But here it is — so let’s hooray!

No Friday, No Birthday

Raw dancehall power with Shatta street flavour. Heavy bass, badman tunes & pure energy fi di real ones. This one’s not for the weak 🔥 #Bashment #ShattaVibes #RealDancehall

Shatta mix vol.1

Step inside… the lights are low, the floor is glowing, and the night is ready to misbehave. 🪩

This isn’t just a mix — it’s a love letter to the dance floor. A shimmering journey through the golden pulse of 70s–00s pop culture, reborn through remixes where legends slip into something new and every beat drapes across the skin like silk.

It opens with a David Morales remix of Ain’t Nobody by Chaka Khan — a slow-burning rework that pulls you in. The glow spreads through remixed cuts of Groove Is in the Heart by Deee-Lite, Boogie Nights by Heatwave, My Forbidden Lover by Chic, and Ladies’ Night by Kool & the Gang — satin grooves designed to make hips sway and pulses skip.

The temperature rises with Give Me Love by Cerrone — remixed by Louie Vega — before Cosmic Girl by Jamiroquai gets a disco-funk remix from Dimitri from Paris.

Then comes the champagne rush: the Studio 2054 remix of Real Groove by Kylie Minogue and Dua Lipa, followed by Give Me the Night by George Benson in a smooth remix from Shane D.

Jealousy by Róisín Murphy keeps the room simmering with a Greg Wilson & Derek Kaye remix, seductive and slow like an exhale in a crowded room.

Finally, the night exhales with the PNAU remix of Cold Heart by Elton John and Dua Lipa — a cosmic kiss goodnight.

✨ Discothèque Decadence
The lights don’t fade here… they smolder.
Legends don’t age — they seduce.

70s-00s Pop Culture Remixed - Discothèque Decadence DD009

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Sunny grooves. Warm disco. Laid-back house energy.

Beachy Vibes Mix

Indie melodies. House grooves. Disco spirit.

Indie, House & Disco Tunes

Welcome to Apartment 404 — where sleep goes to die and the bass pays the rent. 🕺💀

Imagine you’re just trying to water your plants… but your fridge starts beatboxing, the DJ’s ghost spins in your sink, and Kafka’s ghost drops by to check your paperwork.
Yeah. That kind of night.

This track is what happens when Daft Punk forgets to take their antidepressants, Justice gets evicted, and the existential crisis department discovers Auto-Tune.
It’s French House for the philosophically unstable, Nu Disco for insomniac poets, and Funk for those who tried therapy but got redirected to Customer Support (Apartment 404).

🎧 Expect:

808s that overthink everything.

Synths that file emotional tax returns.

Lyrics that sound like your brain buffering at 3 AM.

And a bassline so catchy you’ll want to sue your subconscious.

If life gives you trauma — turn it into Trahlahlahlah. 💫

Lyrics:

Welcome to Apartment 404.
Silence unavailable.
Please hold while reality loads…

I rent a dream on the fifth floor high,
Below me the gods rehearse their lie.
They sing in circles, neon crimes,
The bassline files my wasted time.
My plants confess, the fridge replies,
I blink in Morse to my own demise.
Dark-pop insomnia, surreal groove of sighs.

Boom Boom Trahlahlahlah —
The ceiling breathes, the walls go ha-ha-ha!
Boom Boom Trahlahlahlah —
My landlord laughs from Apartment 404.
No God, no sleep, no door to bar —
Just Boom Boom Trahlahlahlah! 

The DJ’s ghost lives in my sink,
He plays my thoughts before I think.
The mailbox hums, the carpet moans,
The rent is due in dial tones.
I wrote to Heaven, the letter bounced —
The beat replied, “You’ve been pronounced.”
Cinematic synth nightmare, existential house announced.

Boom Boom Trahlahlahlah —
The universe claps in minor, ha-ha-ha!
Boom Boom Trahlahlahlah —
My sanity packed a suitcase for afar.
No soul refund, no seminar —
Just Boom Boom Trahlahlahlah! 

The hallway dreams in 808s,
The lift reports my moral state.
Someone downstairs just got promoted to thunder.
Form A-19, “Request for Quiet” —
Status: Pending since eternity.

The cat’s a prophet, the chair’s a spy,
My calendar screams “comply, comply.”
I dance with paperwork till dawn,
Kafka smiles — the music’s on.
They say the rhythm sets you free,
But I’ve become the melody.
Existential electro, absurd reality.

At 404 the night won’t quit,
The walls file taxes, the lights commit.
The doorbell whispers “You still here?”
I nod — the bass becomes sincere.
My neighbour’s laughter signs my fate,
A disco bureaucrat of late.
Neon despair with a smiley rate.

Boom Boom Trahlahlahlah —
Apartment 404 is the beating scar.
Boom Boom Trahlahlahlah —
I am the tenant of the avant-garde.
No truth, no rest, no guiding star —
Just Boom Boom Trahlahlahlah! 

If you don’t come to the world…
The world moves in next door.
Boom… Boom… Trahlahlahlah.

Apartment 404

✨ New DJ Set by Gretka B ✨
Feel the summer energy, Latino grooves, and Afro-house rhythms — pure island sunshine in every beat ☀️💃

Recorded with love between the beach and the dancefloor — this mix is all about good vibes, freedom, and connection 🌊💫
Turn it up loud, close your eyes, and let the rhythm take you somewhere warm 🌴

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Follow for more mixes & live sets 💽

Gretka B - Good Vibes only

Rhythm Colors

All Night In The Spotlight (Original Mix)

Indie · Disco · House
Groove en tu idioma — y algo más.

Hello I am Patrick Karlson I am born in France in 1967 I was dj in the years 1980 at the time on mix with Technics - MK2
I always liked the music I knew the disco style, Funck, acid, new beat, house, garare, deep, Techno ect ... I offer some creations

Hi there — welcome to my corner of the web.

I’m here for one simple reason: to share my music with you.
Take a listen, explore, and I hope something here resonates with you. Enjoy the vibe!

Dj & electronic music producer of many styles but mainly into House/Deep House.

Also known as Dj Rif Raf.

Production Pseudonyms for different styles: Subpusher, Risque1.


This page is a platform for my mixtapes & music production.

Currently in the process of building a new recording studio.

Note: I'm putting these mixes up for fun & for friends who want to download them, once the studio is built most of these mixes will be removed so if you do want any download them.

For Bookings Email : deejayeusss@gmail.com
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Discothèque Decadence
The Home of House, Funk, Disco & Dance.

Step into a world of groove-heavy rhythms and uplifting beats.
Curated by DJ The Funk Assassin — delivering the finest new releases, timeless classics, and killer remixes every week.

For bookings & enquiries:
thefunkassassin@gmail.com

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Have Funk!

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