If you're able to, please support my work by buying this track on Bandcamp or streaming it on Spotify etc.

Of course climate change is a conspiracy
Made up by socialist vampires to push policies
A greener fairer world that's our evil plot
Free-range organic humans have the most delicious blood

We'll build clean energy to improve air quality
Creating lots of jobs with fair pay guaranteed
A well-being revolution that's our evil plot
Free-range organic humans have the most delicious blood

And recycling is a lie
To make you go outside
The night you take your bins out
Is the night we bite

We'll tax the frequent fliers and make the trains free
Covering your planet with lots of lovely trees
Stress is a pollution we don't want blood to clot
Free-range organic humans have the most delicious blood

Smart meters are a lie
So you invite us inside
We hide in hi-vis
So we catch your eye
(To mesmerise you)

So now you know our plan to descale economy
Measure growth in happiness instead of GDP
Don't try to warn the others
It's already too late
The next blood we drink is running in your veins

The Vampire Conspiracy (Part I)

The annual "DJ Hallukallo 69's Erotic Funeral Vampire Disco Halloween Special" (est. 2020) was presented this time with some dystopian acid punk and mutant disco twists suited for opening the Wasteland stage of Kaista Halloween II underground party, and in Occu-style the set consisted mainly of "dance music" instead of including  "listening music" too. And damn what a joyous dance we had - thank you all the disco freaks! <3

Also, don't worry about the vinyl sounding background noise on the recording - it's just a demonic force that entered the audio to curse the listeners. If you reverse and slow down the recording to -666 bpm, you might be able to hear the subliminal messages hidden in the static noise and save yourself.

Occu @ Kaista Halloween II 31.10.25 Kaista, Tampere

Novelty songs about the climate crisis, mostly.

Help me keep my music free on Soundcloud by checking out some of the links to support my work!

New tracks tagged #Goth Disco