A remix to our song "Worst Christmas Ever"

Eden's Slutz
"Worst Christmas Ever (Worst Remix Ever)"
Album: "More For The Holidays"
Nonvirgin Records
Lyrics written by Fexlix
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LYRICS:

Santa I Hate You!

Santa I hate you,
what the hell did I do
To upset you and your elves too?
Now I'm completely screwed.
What I wanted I didn't get
My presents are absolute shit

It's the worst Christmas ever
Hope next year will be better

Santa I hate you
I'm so disappointed
Didn't get I wanted
Everything is all wrong
Trash under my tanenbaum
The Christmas Spirit is gone, gone, gone

Santa you're such a jerk
Being good didn't work
Wish my presents were better
Christmas is ruined forever
Hope next year will be better
It's the worst, worst, worst Christmas Ever

Just garbage under my tree
Oh Why can't you see, see, see?
Just trash is all that they be
Your gifts aren't good enough for me

No jewelry from Tiffany's
Underneath my Christmas tree
Asked for a yacht, a tugboat I got.
Asked for a convertible in light blue.
Instead I got a Subaru
Santa screw You And your elves too.
A platinum mine is what I need
Instead I got a house deed
Santa your sleigh is gonna get keyed.

It's the worst Christmas ever
Hope next year will be better

Santa I hate you
I'm so disappointed
Didn't get I wanted
Everything is all wrong
Trash under my tanenbaum
The Christmas Spirit is gone, gone, gone

Santa you're such a jerk
Being good didn't work
Wish my presents were better
Christmas is ruined forever
Hope next year will be better
It's the worst, worst, worst Christmas Ever

All my presents are crap
Didn't want any of that
Nothing good was in my sock
You are all nothing but talk

Got an i-Phone and my brother
But mine is the wrong color.
His came in sierra blue
Why didn't I get that color too?
What the hell is all of this?
Sapphires weren't on my list
I asked for a diamond ring
Instead what the hell did you bring?
You know what I didn't get?
No checks, no duplex, what the heck?
Just a blue Ray disc of Shrek
Christmas is an absolute train wreck

It's the worst Christmas ever
hope next year will be better

This Christmas really sucks
Only got a thousand bucks
What the fuck? That's not enough
To buy me any good stuff
A thousand cash ain't gonna last
All my presents are nothing but trash, trash, trash!

I'm not ungrateful
I'm not materialistic
I'm just being complicit
Receiving gifts is what happens
In true Christmas holiday fashion

Santa I hate you
I'm so disappointed
Didn't get I wanted
Everything is all wrong
Trash under my tanenbaum
The Christmas Spirit is gone, gone, gone

Santa you're such a jerk
Being good didn't work
Wish my presents were better
Christmas is ruined forever
Hope next year will be better
It's the worst Christmas Ever

Santa I hate you
I'm so disappointed
Didn't get I wanted
Everything is all wrong
Trash under my tanenbaum
The Christmas Spirit is gone, gone, gone

Santa you're such a jerk
Being good didn't work
Wish my presents were better
Christmas is ruined forever
Hope next year will be better
It's the worst, worst, worst Christmas Ever

Just garbage under my tree
Oh Why can't you see, see, see?
Just trash is all that they be
Your gifts aren't good enough for me

Worst Christmas Ever (Worst Mix Ever)

Taken from our Christmas album "More For The Holidays".
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LYRICS:

Let's take a poll
Want to see me take is poll?
And Arctic circle it to and fro?
Giving everyone a show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North Pole dancing at the North Pole

Need to make some dough
Gonna go somewhere cold
North Pole is where I'll end
Less competition to contend
Dancing at the Blue Igloo
To make a dollar or two
Heels are made of ice times twice
North pole dancing in my clear stripper shoes

Gonna let my igloos show
So I can make that Eskimo dough

Let's take a poll
Want to see me take is pole?
And Artic Circle it to and fro?
Give the Eskimos A show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North Pole dancing at the North Pole
Gonna take a poll
Wanna see a light show?
Flash my northern lights
Give the polar bears a sight
Exposing my coronal hole
Exotic dancing at the North Pole

Time to grab that pole
Artic Circle to and fro
Give them all a show
Pole dancing at the North Pole

Aurora Borealis is my stripper name.
My northern hemisphere gained fame
Flashing my northern lights, oh what a sight.
Men pay to see my natural light display.
My coronal hole causes excitation
They love my polar amplification
My base station was the right selection
Gonna give you a coronal mass ejection

The locals get in snowball fights
Just to see my Northern Lights

Let's take a poll
Wanna see me take is pole?
And Arctic Circle it like a ho?
Give the Innuits a show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North Pole dancing at the North Pole
Gonna take a poll
Wanna see a light show?
Flash my northern lights
Give the polar bears a sight
Exposing my coronal hole
Exotic dancing at the North Pole

Time to grab that pole
Artic Circle to and fro
Give them all a show
Pole dancing at the North Pole
Gonna grab that pole
Artic Circle it like a ho
Give them all a show
Pole dancing at the North pole

Dancing in the cold to warm things up
Motorboat with my icy pups
Gonna take it far
Melt your Klondike Bar
Locals think it's nice
When I twerk it on the ice
Sitting on an Innuit
Dancing on his lap
He really likes that
My ice bergs I'll reveal
More blubber than a fur seal
Steer clear of my southern hemisphere
My glacial period may be here

Only three things don't get cold
Here is what that constitutes
Polar bears, penguins and... Strippers?

Let's take a poll
Want to see me take is pole?
And Artic Circle it to and fro?
Give the Eskimos A show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North Pole dancing at the North Pole
Gonna take a poll
Want to see a light show?
Flash my northern lights
Give the polar bears a sight
Exposing my coronal hole
Exotic dancing at the north poll

Let's take a poll
Wants to see me take is pole?
And Artic Circle it like a ho?
Give the Innuits a show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North Pole dancing at the north pole
Gonna take a poll
Wanna see a light show?
Flash my northern lights
give the polar bears a sight
Exposing my coronal hole
Exotic dancing at the north poll

Time to grab that pole
Artic Circle to and fro
Give them all a show
Pole dancing at the North pole

Gonna grab that pole
And Artic Circle it like an Eski-ho
Give them all a show
I'm Pole dancing at the North pole

North Pole Dancing (Aurora Borealis Mix)

A remix to our song "Frostitute".

A song about being a working girl out in the snow.

Eden's Sluts
"Frostitute (40 Degrees Remix)"
More For The Holidays
Nonvirgin Records
Lyrics written by Fexlix
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LYRICS:

It's three a.m., I'm all alone
Doing the walk of shame home.
And what to my wondering eye I see?
A cars pulls up right next to me.
It's my good friend Tiffany
This is what she asks me:
"Girl, why you out dressed like a ho?
It's thirty degrees don't you know?

To her this is what I told:
"Only three things don't get cold
Here is what that constitutes:
Polar bears, penguins, and prostitutes."

Call me a frostitute
Strutting in my skank boots
Out in the frigid air
Showing my derrière
It's snowing, I don't care
It's a frostitute affair.
Don't matter if there's Snow
Still gotta be a ho.
And let my chestnuts show
So I can make some dough
Frostitution it be
Hooking under forty degrees.

Fa la la la la
I'm freezing off my hooha.
Ho ho ho ho ho
Still gotta make the dough.

John's don't want me covered up
They want to see my butt.
Got frost bite, I don't care
Still working in my underwear.
Men are horny when it's cold
Gotta get my hooha sold.
Gotta have a strong will
So I can pay my heating bill.

To her this is what I told:
"Only three things don't get cold
Here is what that constitutes:
Polar Bears, Penguins, and Prostitutes."

Call me a frostitute
Strutting in my skank boots
Out in the frigid air
Showing my derrière
It's snowing, I don't care
It's a frostitute affair.
Don't matter if there's snow
Still gotta be a ho
And let my chestnuts show
So I can make some dough
Frostitution it be
Hooking under forty degrees.

Fa la la la la
I'm freezing off my hooha
Ho ho ho ho ho
Still gotta make some dough

To me this is what she told:
"Bears and penguins don't get cold?
Oh my goodness gracious girl
Why don't you live at Sea World?
Let's get a cup of cocoa.
I told her "I just can't go".
Gonna stand here in the snow.
Gotta stay out to make some dough
The holidays are on the way
Got gifts to buy and bills to pay."

Call me a frostitute
Strutting in my skank boots
Out in the frigid air
Showing my derrière
It's snowing, I don't care
It's a frostitute affair.

Don't matter if there's snow
Still gotta be a ho
And let my chestnuts show
So I can make some dough
Frostitution it be
Hooking under forty degrees.

Call me a frostitute
Strutting in my skank boots
Out in the frigid air
Showing my derrière
It's snowing, I don't care
It's a frostitute affair.
Don't matter if there's snow
Still gotta be a ho
And let my chestnuts show
So I can make some dough
Frostitution it be
Hooking under forty degrees.

Fa la la la la
I'm freezing off my hooha
Ho ho ho ho ho
Still gotta make some dough

Frostitute (40° Mix)

A spicy remix to our song "Nice To Be Naughty"

Eden's Slutz
"Nice To Be Naughty (Spice Mix)"
More For The Holidays
Nonvirgin Records
Writter: Fexlix

Also available on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, and more!
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LYRICS:

It's nice to be naughty
Being naughty is nice
Light a fire, break the ice
Give your Christmas some spice

Good little boys get toys
Naughty girls like toys
But a different kind
Spank Santa's behind
Gives him great joy
He'll have a good time
Mrs. Claus knows
Where that toy goes

String that mistletoe up
Right above your muff
Time to be explicit
Show them where to kiss it

It's nice to be naughty
Being naughty is nice
Light a fire, break the ice
Give your Christmas some spice
It's nice to be naughty
Dress your body to entice
Consider my advice
Being Naughty is very nice

It's nice to be naughty
Being naughty is nice
Bring that X-X-X-Mas cheer
Put naughtiness in gear

Dasher and Dancer
Want to be a vixen
Comet and Prancer
Want to sit on Blitzen
All of Santa's Reindeer
Want to be naughty this year
Exposing all their rears
Bringing X-X-X-Mas Cheer

String that mistletoe up
Right above your butt
Gotta be explicit
Show them where to kiss it

It's nice to be naughty
Being naughty is nice
Light a fire, break the ice
Give your Christmas some spice
It's nice to be naughty
Dress your body to entice
Just take my advice
Being Naughty is very nice

Bring that X-X-X Mas cheer
Wear panties that are sheer
Show off your rear
Make it a sexy new year
Put naughtiness in high gear
You haven't been good this year
Naughty people get spanked
You'll have Krampus to thank

(It's Nice to be naughty)
(Being naughty is nice)
(Bring that X-X-X-Mas Cheer)
(Put naughtiness in gear)
(It's nice to be naughty)
(Being naughty is nice)
(Bring that X-X-X-Mas Cheer)
(Put naughtiness in gear)

String that mistletoe up
Right above your muff
Time to be explicit
Show them where to kiss it

It's nice to be naughty
Being naughty is nice
Light a fire, break the ice
Give your Christmas some spice
It's nice to be naughty
Dress your body to entice
Consider my advice
Being naughty is very nice

It's nice to be naughty
Being naughty is nice
Light a fire, break the ice
Give your Christmas some spice
It's nice to be naughty
Dress your body to entice
Won't you take my advice?
Being Naughty is very nice

(It's nice to be naughty)
(Being naughty is nice)
(Bring that X-X-X-Mas Cheer)
(Put naughtiness in gear)
(It's nice to be naughty)
(Being naughty is nice)
(Bring that X-X-X-Mas cheer)
(Put naughtiness in gear)

Nice To Be Naughty (Spice Mix)

A blues mix to our song "Santa's A Pimp"

Eden's Slutz
"Santa's A Pimp (Blues Version"
More For The Holidays
Nonvirgin Records
Writter: Fexlix

Also available on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, YouTube Music, and more!
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LYRICS:

Santa's elves are forced to make toys
To bring joy to girls and boys
But here's something nobody knows:
Santa's a pimp and the elves are his hoes.

Working for hours without a break.
Lunches they rarely ever take.
No holidays or paid vacations
Just OSHA violations.
No medical or paid sick leave
No payment to be bereaved.
No dental or health benefits
Getting treated like shhh... reindeer poop

Santa, your workers have rights
These conditions they spite
Gonna put up a fight
A blaze they will ignite

Santa's a pimp,
The elves are his hoes
Poor working conditions
Nobody knows
Getting lousy treatment
And that's how it goes
Cause Santa's a pimp
And the elves are his hoes

Ho ho ho
This poor treatment has got to go
No no no
Won't put up with it anymore

Employment practices which aren't fair
For worker rights he doesn't care.
No regard for elfish welfare.
Working conditions they despise
It's now time to unionize.
North Pole Local 25
Santa absolutely won't like
When all his elves go on strike.

Santa all your elves have rights
Poor conditions they spite
Time to put up a fight
A blaze is gonna ignite

Santa's a pimp,
The elves are his hoes
Poor working conditions
Nobody knows
Getting lousy treatment
And that's how it goes
Cause Santa's a pimp
And the elves are his hoes

Ho ho ho
This poor treatment has got to go
No no no
Won't put up with it anymore
Ho ho ho
Slave boss Santa has got to go
No no no
Won't put up with it anymore

Ain't gonna put up with that
Ain't gonna take no more crap
For fair treatment they're in pursuit
Get ready for a labor dispute
Screw all the good girls and boys
Santa make your own stupid toys!

Santa's a pimp,
The elves are his hoes
Poor working conditions
Nobody knows
Getting lousy treatment
And that's how it goes
Cause Santa's a pimp
And the elves are his hoes

Santa's a pimp,
The elves are his hoes
Poor working conditions
Nobody knows
Getting lousy treatment
And that's how it goes
Cause Santa's a pimp
And the elves are his hoes

Santa's elves are forced to make toys
To bring joy to girls and boys
But here's something you need to know
Santa's a pimp and the elves are his hoes

"Get Back To Work!"

Santa's a Pimp (Blues Version)

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What happens when you take a group of prostitutes and turn them into popstars? You get Eden's Slutz!

We are Eden's Slutz, from Las Vegas Nevada. Our story began back in 2016, when our boss, Madame Eden Slutz, opened her brothel and escorting service outside of Las Vegas, called "Eden's Slutz". When the global pandemic hit, Eden needed to find another way to keep her girls in business. She decided to venture into another form of prostitution: the music industry. With modern innovations such as autotune and AI, now anyone can be a popstar. From prostitutes to "popstitutes", get ready to "Slut It Up" with Eden's Slutz!

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