Approaching supermassive singularity TON 618. Brace.

TON 618

01/31/25 edit: IT'S STILL COOKIN' 2.1, BREEEHHHHHHH
Updated the mix to reflect the latest versions of tracks featured on my new album, Protonoid :DDD (also noticed i had the wrong kind of clipper on the master, so the mix sounds a little sweeter now)
https://jlangbumps.bandcamp.com/album/protonoid
Stay tuned on IG @ https://www.instagram.com/j.laaaang

AAAAAAAND, WE’RE BACK ~ 2024, baby, the year of the mf bullfrog. I spent my days wide awake, squeaky clean, and full of love for the universe. Yardy know your boy stayed productive af. I’m talkin’ womps out the wazoo, homeslice, too much wonkstep for my own good. No doubt, all I’m good for anymore is pumpin’ out heady, sweaty wook beats and lookin’ cute. Wanna talk fuel efficiency? I’m burnin’ pizzas and modelos all day every day. Gourmet cuisine melting in my belly regenerating the goop in the ol' melon. Pepperonis contain at least some pig brain and therefore make you smarter (google it, nerd). I’m a well oiled machine, duderino. Need a banger? Just get me a slice and a cold one, player. Maybe some frog legs if you're feelin' freaky. Don’t forget the ranch; papa’s hungry.

STILL COOKIN VOLUME 2: Thirty Minutes of Dat Heat (TMoDH).

I took all my favorite new tunes and zip-tied’em together for your listening pleasure. Stop what you’re doing, handsomeness, it’s time to bob that head and tap some foot. 

Today’s Agenda:

0:00-2:00 - !? 2:00-3:35 - !?
3:35-4:55 - !? ft. GrayMatter
4:55-6:00 - !? 6:00-7:30 - !? 7:30-9:00 - !?
9:00-10:40 - Nanoscale Drowning Hazard VIP
10:40-12:20 - !? ft. Fika
12:20-13:10 - Cyber Weapon
13:10-15:30 - !? 15:30-16:30 - !?
16:30-17:50 - Shenanigans
17:50:18:35 - !? 18:35-20:10 - !?
20:10-21:40 - Troublemaker
21:40-22:40 - !?
22:40-23:40 - !? ft. Inspectah
23:40-25:10 - Noodle Theory
25:10-26:45 - Half Conscious/Find Peace
26:45-27:50 - Punk Ass/Punk Ass VIP
27:50-28:50 - On One
28:50 - !?

Featuring:
GrayMatter (Young Prodigy - Wonkstep Mozart)
https://soundcloud.com/graymattermusiccc
Fika (Local All Star & All Around Great Fella’)
https://soundcloud.com/fika-bass
Inspectah (Ramen Powered Beat Machine)
https://soundcloud.com/inspectahbeats
True To The Sound (God Bless ToOch)
https://soundcloud.com/truetothesound
The Beet Ranch (Elite Squanch Unit)
https://soundcloud.com/pickledyeetz

Art - Commission/Collaboration with Death Candy Art
https://www.instagram.com/deathcandy_art

STILL COOKIN' 2 [all original mix]

when everything was new

~ all platforms ~

This is the start of what will become an EP of Baritone Ukulele focused tracks 

Bari Me at the Beach

⧩ ⨻ ∆The Goldilocks zone is the region around a star where an orbiting planet could host liquid water and, therefore, possibly support life.⧩ ⨻ ∆

Dark Matter

Faded Night

remember to breath..... and drink water. 

Your cave

Usual mix of new and old from artists Grant Dell, Alexander Skancke & Shonky, Yamen & Eda, The Outsiders, Dj Oukun, Sasha Zlykh, OneEyedMan, and more..

As always, thanks for the listen! FREE DOWNLOAD is on, Follow for more!

JFO - Trimming The Fat (vinyl Jam)

WELKOME 2 HELL

This show is called "Phantasmagoria", and "P12a" is a shorter name for it.
P12a is a modern rock opera, retelling Dante's Divine Comedy in three acts.

This is the first of three LPs. Each one contains one act of the rock opera.
Act 1, Autocremation, introduces us to "The Dreamer", a vice-ridden sinner.
Follow along as our sleeping protagonist must now confront terrible demons.

Phantasmagoria is a real word that means, "a sequence of dream-like events".
This is a one-of-a-kind psychedelic trip through hell, purgatory and heaven. 
It's quite unlike anything you have ever seen or heard of, in all your life past.

I made this all with a great deal of consideration, effort and love, mainly alone.
The journey to this Magnum Opus began in early 2016, and I've kept at it since.
I've constantly ideated, iterated and polished it all for nearly a decade. Enjoy. <3

1.07 - Interlude (Toils and Screams) - P12a, Act 1

1.09 - Avarice (Fear Lust, Hate Greed) - P12a, Act 1

1.04 - Lucid Dream (Never Enough) - P12a, Act 1

1.01 - Hypnagogia (Time to Crash) - P12a, Act 1

1.11 - Ego Death (Soul Rebirth) - P12a, Act 1

1.06 - Choler (Fury's Forge) - P12a, Act 1

1.10 - Terminus (Rock Bottom) - P12a, Act 1

1.05 - Underwriting (Wall Street Beat) - P12a, Act 1

Performed live Jan 24, 2025 at Greenpoint Gallery, Brooklyn.

Ancient Phasers

Developer of interactive online media, hobbyist skydiver, professional voice actor, musician and business owner. Producer of musical scores & independent video games. Past exploits and destinations include the Eiffel Tower, Stonehenge, Chichen Itza, X'Caret, Cozumel, Old Faithful, coast-to-coast in the US and Australia, Shakespeare's home, Canada, PAX East, Burning Man, Alcatraz, and Shakespeare's Globe Theater, among others. Co-presented on stage with Kevin Mitnick and Steve Wozniak. Met and chilled with quite a few celebrities and luminaries, including Michael Dell, Dr. Vinton Cerf, MC Frontalot, mc chris, MC Lars, Tahmoh Penikett, Alona Tal, Richard Speight, Misha Collins and Jared Padalecki. Hobbies include skydiving, bungee jumping and free climbing. Once waterskied on the noses of dolphins.

Denver based womp wizard pumpin' out heady wook beats that'll make you sweat.

Improv Electronic Duo - Straight from the mane

My goal is to have a positive impact on the community and the bass music scene through music.

Bookings/MGMT: Mason@luxurymgmt.org

Music maker, sound engineer, music technologist.

CHICAGO LOFI AUTHORITY 
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lofi~chillhop~boombap

ground beef radio
Bookings/Inquiries: flapjaquesmgmt@gmail.com

Vinyl Dj, sound enthusiast and party curator. Follow @_JFO___ & @redflrmusic on IG/RA/FB to keep current with upcoming quality events in the OHIO area.

New tracks tagged #Heady