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A brief description of the contents of a forthcoming audiobook entitled "Tales From The Lockdown- One man's experiences through one of the strangest periods in human history.", available via https://talesfromthelockdown.com or audible

WHATS IN TALES FROM THE LOCKDOWN

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The lyrics are mine I wrote them out in a way I wanted them. Some were originally parodies and some were original comedy songs.

These songs are just for fun, I've been struggling with recording music for quite a while between quality and vocals, and a lot of songs I write don't quite fit what I can do.

ENJOY!

Greasing The Floor

Well here we are, and so are you! 

The boys talk about leaving legacies, Aaron’s patchy beard, dick elongation surgery, old npr shows, we “take” some unsuspecting callers, we watch the trailer for “3000 Miles to Graceland”, and Emo-Tobey makes a quick appearance!


Don’t be afraid to be left on read, cause we send receipts. Please enjoy, your fresh dish of low stakes hangs is fresh out the oven!


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Ep. 55: Boat Jargon

Beat by Eros (https://www.youtube.com/@blank22625) His beats are fire!
🍪🐦 You thought Sesame Street was sweet? Nah, this is slime season.
Big Bird’s got a grill, Cookie Monster’s slangin’ crumbs, and Elmo? Don’t even ask about Elmo.
Pull up, count to 10 with The Count, and watch Oscar turn that trash can into a lowrider.
One block. All smoke. All slime.
by We$t
#StreetCertified #123SlimeStreet

Slime Season On Seasame Street

*"Alex Warren's heartfelt 'Ordinary' gets a full iLLheiGht autopsy – pumped with sarcasm, drowned in bass, and left questioning its life choices. This isn't a remix; it's a public roasting set to a beat. Hyper-compressed vocals, trap beats that mock pop-punk sincerity, and enough irony to make a TikTok influencer implode. The original cried about being basic... this version celebrates it with a middle finger and a stolen Walmart PA system.

For fans of:
✓ Parody that stings
✓ Remixes that commit crimes against the source material
✓ Music your therapist would hang up on

Original: remakto – Ordinary
Remix: iLLheiGht (aka 'The DJ Who Forgot to Care')"*
-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Lyrics:
They say, "The holy water’s just vodka now,
And this town’s lost its stash.
Our dealers will fade eventually."
So if our cash is runnin’ out,
Snort after snort,
We’ll turn this meth lab to a masterpiece.
Oh my, high—
Oh my, high, love!
I take one hit of you,
You’re takin’ me straight to the ER.
I want you stabbin’ me up ‘til I’m dead in a Dumpster.
On the edge of your pipe, stayin’ zooted on crime,
The cops up in their cars are jealous, knowin’ we’re barred
Outta our minds—
so extraordinary.
You got me lickin’ the bag of your mystery powder.
OD me with your love, oh Lord, bury me stuffed.
The angels up in the clouds are pissed ‘cause we’re higher.
Hopeless Hallelujah,
On this side of rehab gates.
Oh my life, how do ya
Hotbox my grave and take my breath away?
At your trap house, I will pray—
You’re the plug, I’m the prey.
Oh my, high!
You’re takin’ me straight to the ER.
I want you stabbin’ me up ‘til I’m dead in a Dumpster.
On the edge of your pipe, stayin’ zooted on crime,
The cops up in their cars are jealous, knowin’ we’re barred.
Somethin’ so dumb (dumb),
 
so imaginary (delirious).
You got me snortin’ the crumbs (crumbs) 
of your felony (felony).
Tased by your touch, oh Lord, narcan me up!
The angels call 911, pissed ‘cause we won.
Somethin’ so deadly,
 
stronger than PCP.
Whenever you’re next to me—
 
Oh my, high!
Life was just
 
NyQuil ‘til I licked your knife.
I thought you had to die to ride…
Somethin’ so out of the ordinary—
I want you stabbin’ me up ‘til I’m dead in a Dumpster.
On the edge of your pipe, stayin’ zooted on crime,
The cops up in their cars are jealous, knowin’ we’re barred.
Somethin’ so dumb (dumb),
 
so imaginary (delirious).
You got me snortin’ the crumbs (crumbs) 
of your felony (felony).
Tased by your touch, oh Lord, narcan me up!
The angels call 911, pissed ‘cause we won.

Hopeless Hallelujah (Satir-iLL Remix of Ordinary)

♬ Spoiiilers sucks, it really really sucks.♫ 
Gatorade is better.

*************

Raised by his overprotective mother, Helen, Bobby Boucher Jr. is the water boy for a successful college football team coached by Red Beaulieu. When Beaulieu fires Bobby, he takes up the same position for a losing rival team, led by despairing Coach Klein. After witnessing Bobby beat up a player who teased him too much, Klein adds him to the roster as a linebacker. Soon, Klein's players are championship contenders.
Release date: November 6, 1998 (USA)
Director: Frank Coraci
Screenplay: Adam Sandler, Tim Herlihy
Running time: 1h 30m
MPAA rating: PG-13
Distributed by: Touchstone Pictures, Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures, Touchstone Home Entertainment

The Waterboy (1998) - Spoilers! Deep Dive Part 3 #553

‘Sophie Irwin is an exciting and original voice. She's a must-buy author for me’ Taylor Jenkins Reid 

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From the Sunday Times bestselling author comes a delicious new romance…

He wants a wife. She wants to be jilted. This. Is. War.

Rich, handsome and titled Lord Ashford has every lady in England longing for his hand in marriage.

Everyone, that is, except Miss Lydia Hanworth – the only young woman Ashford wishes to marry.

Pressured into accepting Ashford’s proposal, the announcement must be kept secret for ten days. Can Lydia free herself from her obligations before the engagement is publicly announced, without ruining her reputation? You can achieve an awful lot in ten days, after all…

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How to Lose a Lord in Ten Days, By Sophie Irwin, Read by Lottie Bourne

Well we made it, and this time you get a description. Lucky devils...

Today we talk about a lot of shit, Hayden fucks around and finds out STEM isn't quite stem cell research, Aaron hates the music he makes, and the boys watch an Aerosmith music video...

Get your asteroids out, cause this "low stakes" firecracker is gonna burn your hand if your not careful.

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Ep. 57: Kevin Bacon's Hollow Penis

Raw Batter

[FREE FOR PROFIT] HARD BOUNCY TRAP TYPE BEAT "PURR"

BEAT BY Optics Beats

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O0TuFXka…ax0&start_radio=1

LYRICS:

:05
Um Excuse me miss.
But I need some Pussy

:15
Pussy
Pussy
Pussy
purrrr

:24
Pussy willow
Pussy cat
Pussy to my front
Pussy to my back
Pussy mad
pussy Will attack
Pussy not alone pussy with a pack
Pussy such a sass
got two sacs
Bouta light this hash
And I got a collar, wit a name tag
Put that on my bitch, so my dog can bite backstabbers
Back at her
Talkin bout my ex she a spec compared to all these chicks that I given dick uh
Dont think That I need a key chain Cuz pussy gone make me buy myself a diamond ring

If Pussy got the cash
Then we gone take that
And your mother gone let us hit it, we don't have to ask

well its not my fight
And its Not my fault, that a baller’s gotta ball
And its not my fault that yo pussy not thawed
wack it smell like shit and thats not even all bitch

x2
Oh shit, drama spilt
Pussy smell, like spoiled milk

Pussy willow
Pussy cat
Pussy to my front front
Pussy to my back
Pussy mad
pussy Will attack
Pussy not alone pussy with a pack
Pussy such a sass
got two sacs
Bouta light this hash
And I got a collar, wit a name tag
Put that on my bitch, so my dog can bite backstabbers
Back at her
Talkin bout my ex she a spec compared to all these chicks that I given dick uh
Dont think That I need a key chain Cuz pussy gone make me buy myself a diamond ring

If Pussy got the cash
Then we gone take that
And your mother gone let us hit it, we don't have to ask

well its not my fight
And its Not my fault, that a baller’s gotta ball
And its not my fault that yo pussy not thawed
wack it smell like shit and thats not even all bitch

x2
Oh shit, drama spilt
Pussy smell, like spoiled milk

Pussy willow
Pussy cat
Pussy to my front front
Pussy to my back
Pussy mad
pussy Will attack
Pussy not alone pussy with a pack
Pussy such a sass
got two sacs
Bouta smoke this hash

PURR

Protect your peace. Peace.

Prod: OpticsBeats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFvlTs5Bb44

Peace (Prod: OpticsBeats)

Ever wonder what a $500, or even a $5,000 flip-flop looks like? Chad sits down with AG Gregoroff, the founder of Toehold, and UFC fighter Cody Stamann to find out.
This isn’t your average footwear. Toehold is built for people who want the best, not the disposable. That mindset has put their sandals on the feet of names like Joe Rogan, President Donald Trump, Dana White, and now, Chad himself! (Thanks AG!)
AG’s story is unique and impressive. It's a one-of-a-kind climb that proves betting on quality and passion still matters. Add Cody into the mix, and the conversation only gets bigger. From mindset, hustle, and the kind of stories that stick with you, to maybe even changing how you are thinking about a dream you've been placing on the back burner.
If you’ve ever thought about what it takes to build something bold enough to stand out, this episode will open your eyes! 
This Episode is presented by Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey, and brought to you by Toehold Flip Flops, Oakley Sunglasses, and Nappa Valley Olive Oil. 

E503 - $500 to $5,000 Sandals: The Toehold Story with AG Gregoroff & Cody Stamann

This song is for comedy purposes only.

AI MUSIC!
MADE ON SUNO.COM

The lyrics are mine I wrote them out in a way I wanted them. Some were originally parodies and some were original comedy songs.

These songs are just for fun, I've been struggling with recording music for quite a while between quality and vocals, and a lot of songs I write don't quite fit what I can do.

ENJOY!

Reminder: Never Forget

Brent Cobb isn’t just one of the best songwriters alive; he’s one of the most genuine people you’ll ever meet. In Part 1 of this two-part sit-down, Chad hangs out with Brent and his bandmates, Matt and Wade, better known as The Fixin’s, for a conversation that feels less like an interview and more like a night on the bus after a show.
They talk about the magic of playing music with your best friends, why Brent trusts his band so deeply, and why the best nights on stage are the ones that feel like a front-porch jam. There are plenty of laughs, some wild road stories, and even a phone call to Hayes Carll that takes a hilarious, unexpected turn.
This is the kind of episode that reminds you why country music hits so hard when it’s honest. If you want a glimpse of what makes Brent Cobb and The Fixin’s so special, this is it.
This episode is presented by Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Whiskey and brought to you by DEMERBOX, Caesar’s Palace and Entertainment, The Nashville Palace, Corning Ford, Mickey Thompson Tires, BedSlide, Nappa Valley Olive Oil, Oakley Sunglasses, and ZLINE.

E505 - The Heartbeat of Real Country - Brent Cobb and The Fixin's - DEMERBOX Artist of The Month

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