Letra completa:
Hakuna Matata
Hakuna Matataaa

Nasceu num cu apertado, sem vista nem luar,
Vivendo entre pregas, sem saber o que é amar.
Sonhava com o mundo, com calor na pele,
Mas fui condenada a viver num túnel de papel.

Se eu saísse só um bocado,
Sentir o vento, ver o céu estrelado…
Mas aqui sou só dor, sou só tensão,
Sou a inflamação que ninguém põe na canção

Hemorroida ao sol, hemorroida rebelde!
Saiu do buraco, foi ver o que se perde.
Gritou pra cidade: “Eu também sou gente!”
Mesmo inchada e roxa, marchou sorridente!
Hemorroida ao sol, hemorroida valente!
Fez do cu um palco, virou presidente.
Pôs vaselina no coração ardente,
E cuspiu na dor como um dissidente.

Desci pela perna, sem cueca a travar,
Fui símbolo de luta, pronto pra marchar.
“Sou mais que uma bolha, sou revolução!”
Tatuado no rego: “Sol é condição!”

E quando o sol tocou sua pele inflamada,
Chorou de emoção, sentiu-se desejada.
Não sou só dor, nem vergonha escondida,
Sou parte do corpo, sou parte da vida!

Hemorroida ao sol, hemorroida rebelde!
Saiu do buraco, foi ver o que se perde.
Gritou pra cidade: “Eu também sou gente!”
Mesmo inchada e roxa, marchou sorridente!
Hemorroida ao sol, hemorroida valente!
Fez do cu um palco, virou presidente.
Pôs vaselina no coração ardente,
E cuspiu na dor como um dissidente.
oh ooh oooh
E cuspiu na dor como um dissidente.
oh ooh oooh
E cuspiu na dor como um dissidente.

Fez-se estandarte, virou procissão,
Desfilou no asfalto com emoção.
Cantou com orgulho, dançou sem pudor,
E mostrou ao mundo que até dor tem amor!

Hemorroida

Titulo: Supositório Super Heroi
Letra e musica de: Tuga Freak Show

Letra completa:
Ele vem do fundo da gaveta…
Não tem capa…
Mas salva vidas…
Com precisão milimétrica…

Quando o caos invade o corpo,
E a febre sobe sem perdão,
Surge o herói mais improvável,
Com coragem sem lubrificação!

Não precisa de aplausos,
Nem de luz pra entrar…
Só de um momento íntimo,
Pra poder atuar!

oh oh oh Supositório meu Herói
Silencioso, firme, sem hesitar!
oh oh oh Supositório meur Herói
Cumpre a missão… ao entrar!
Oh oh oh Supositório meu Herói
Na hora da dor, ele é quem vai!
Desliza, atua, e já passou!
O alívio vem… nunca falhou!

Na gaveta espera o sinal,
Quando é chamado, é letal.
Não precisa de palco ou glória,
Só de um dedo pra fazer história.

Ele entra sem fazer barulho,
Mas o efeito é monumental.
É o herói que ninguém vê,
Mas todos sentem no final!

oh oh oh Supositório meu Herói
Silencioso, firme, sem hesitar!
oh oh oh Supositório meur Herói
Cumpre a missão… ao entrar!
Oh oh oh Supositório meu Herói
Na hora da dor, ele é quem vai!
Desliza, atua, e já passou!
O alívio vem… nunca falhou!

Ele entra com vontade,
Mas às vezes é rejeitado.
Mesmo empurrado pra fora,
Pressiona com o dedo que ele volta pra dentro…
Supositório… Oh oh oh
Volta sempre… Oh oh oh
É missão… Oh oh oh
É o meu herói justiceiro!

Supositório Super Heroi

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#179 Winners Hate The Video Game Industry

"Jag Sålde Braj" är en charmig, humoristisk och folklig visa som skildrar ett bekymmerslöst, bohemiskt gatuliv med en stor portion självironi. Låten inleds med ett enkelt akustiskt gitarrstrum och ljudet av fotstamp och skratt, vilket omedelbart skapar en intim och glad stämning. Texten är en komisk betraktelse över en vardag som involverar billiga cigarrer, udda möten, och en nonchalant inställning till det lagliga, allt presenterat med en stark, underhållande röst och perfekt uttal. Den trallvänliga refrängen och den enkla, akustiska instrumenteringen gör låten omedelbart minnesvärd. Låten har en lättsam produktion med balanserade nivåer som lyfter fram den komiska berättelsen. Höjdpunkterna inkluderar ett kort vissel-interlude och den talade bryggan där den udda "publiken" räknas upp. Det är en visa som firar den lilla människans frihet och förmåga att finna glädje och skratt i de mest bisarra situationer.

Jag Sålde Braj

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Clash royale beat bolha e lalau

His Greatest Performance... Was as Himself.

An excerpt from the unreleased NCN MetaAlbum: 'The Charlie Sheen ('Winning') Remix Project' consisting of different mixes and songs about the actor and comic genius (with Tiger Blood): Charlie Sheen.

The Charlie Sheen ('Winning') Remix Project

NCN - The Charlie Sheen ('Winning') MetaMix 1

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Essa musica falamos (eu e o DJ Espenito) sobre uma coisa muito #execuçãodogustavnavarr
 

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Stupid News Extra 10-6-2025 …You can’t keep your Hairdresser waiting  

Stupid News 10-6-2025 6am …The Swan Warden had to eject the Black Swan …The Placenta Hitchhiker …Pubic Hair Extensions for Women  

Stupid News 10-6-2025 6am …Finally, Pubic Hair Extensions for Women

Is it Real or Fake? You Make the Call

The Most and Least Respected Occupations 

What’s on Craigslist? 10-6-2025 …I won $1K on a Scratcher, lets go out to dinner …Kevin wants to share BBQ Ribs with you …You Left Behind a Toenail Clipping, I Must Find You …The Cursed Puppet wears you 

What’s on Craigslist? 10-6-2025 …You Left Behind a Toenail Clipping, I Must Find You

Stupid News 10-6-2025 8am …What Do You Mean, There’s No Olive Garden in Italy?  ...The Coastal Carolina Pisser is on the Loose …He got to keep the money  

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Random Facts for Monday 10-6-2025

Titulo: Enrosca-me Enrosca-me
Letra e musica de: Tuga Freak Show

Letra completa:
Ela procurava…
Não era qualquer rosca que lhe servia…
Uns passavam ao lado, outros nem entravam…
Mas ela sabia que o encaixe perfeito ainda vinha.

Desde cedo que ela gira, gira, gira
Na oficina ou na pista, sempre à mira
Já tentou com os finos, não deu
Com os grossos, só se arrependeu
Roscas tortas, sem medida
Deixavam a porca meio perdida
Mas ela firme, cheia de tensão
Quer o parafuso da sua paixão

Ela não quer folga, nem aperto a mais
Quer encaixe justo, sem nunca ser fugaz
No coração, só há um desejo
Ser enroscada com todo o jeito!

Enrosca-me, Enrosca-me, faz-me rodar
Sou porca solta, pronta pra encaixar
Nada de jogo, nem rôsca falsa
Quero o parafuso que me embala!
Enrosca-me, Enrosca-me, faz-me rodar
Na medida certa, até suar
Sou porca louca, cheia de calor
Quero o parafuso do meu amor!

Já passou por muitos tipos de metal
Uns eram frios, outros sem sal
Mas ela quer aço inoxidável
Que não enferruje, que seja estável
Não quer rosca espanada, nem meia volta
Quer encaixe firme, que nunca solta
E quando encontrar o tal, vai gritar
"Agora sim, posso enroscar sem parar!"

Ela dança no chão da oficina
Com óleo, suor e adrenalina
Cada volta é um passo, cada passo é um sinal
De que o encaixe vai ser brutal!

Enrosca-me, Enrosca-me, faz-me rodar
Sou porca solta, pronta pra encaixar
Nada de jogo, nem rôsca falsa
Quero o parafuso que me embala!
Enrosca-me, Enrosca-me, faz-me rodar
Na medida certa, até suar
Sou porca louca, cheia de calor
Só quero o parafuso do meu amor!
Do meu amor...
Só quero o parafuso do meu amor!
Enrosca-me... Enrosca-me
Enrosca-me... Enrosca-me
Enrosca-me... Enrosca-me
Do meu amor...

Enrosca-me Enrosca-me

Hoy hablamos de los Exnovios que uno tuvo en la vida pasada o tiene presente, a ver cual de todos les toco alguna vez en la vida.

T1 Cap 7: Tipos de Exnovios (Exs) 06 Oct 2025

Morning Show on FM99 WNOR at 98.7 | 5:30am to 10:00am

iDreamz är mitt nya artistnamn. På grund av namnpolicy släpper jag inte längre ny musik som AiMusicDreams. Katalogen med cirka 450 låtar ligger tills vidare kvar under det namnet, men alla nya releaser kommer som iDreamz – här på SoundCloud och på Spotify, TikTok och Instagram.
Jag skriver egna texter på svenska och engelska och gör feel-good-musik med humor, hooks och en glimt av dansband – från sommarbangers till stämningsfulla ballader. Följ iDreamz för nästa kapitel!

Kontakt: aimusicdreams@gmail.com

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Fluente em portugues e mario party porque eu sou o yoshi preto

Phineas is the curator and primary creative force behind a multipronged 'Latent-Einstein Outreach Ministry' comprised mostly of 'mutated MetaMedia audio mixes' meant largely to be a therapeutic and sonic REPLACEMENT FOR DRUGS for the Masses and the 'Not-That-Reality-Oriented'. He is a self-styled 'MetaMediagician' in this respect, as well as a formerly official canonized (and carmelized) 'Church of the SubGenius' (lapsed) 'SAINT'.

The neologism (meaning literally a 'new word') 'MetaMediagician' is a 'Pre-Zuckian' use of the prefix 'Meta' (which may be confirmed through 'The Internet Wayback Machine's cached copies of Narco social media accounts so... 'nyyyah') and denotes an artist who utilizes content from the media at large like a 'painter's pallette' in order to make further developed or synthesized 'macro' media work out of that media content in a more or less 'collage'-type format. 

Phineas' efforts in this regard have evolved from the personally expressive to the social therapeutic and have been structured around more and more relatable 'universal themes' with the general goal of attaining a more enlightened understanding of the matter or matters at hand.

Phineas is a very late Baby Boomer (a 'Barely Boomer' as he terms it) and is a 'PROUD MENTAL PATIENT' (since 1984) who has never married and has no kids and who lives alone in Silicon Valley since age 9 after his family moved out to San Jose from the Midwest. He has been creating and distributing Experimental audio artwork of one sort or another SINCE THE 1970s. NOTE that the featured profiled pic is from 1983: the year right before he 'GOT SICK' and became disabled lifelong.

Phineas' birth name is James Scianna (surname is typically pronounced 'SEE-ah-na' although the proper Italian pronunciation is actually: 'SHIAHn-nah').

The alias 'Phineas Narco' was created by Phineas around the time of the onset of his overarching, disabling mental health condition at age 19 (guardedly referred to typically as 'the exact same diagnosis as had by Brian Wilson of The Beach Boys') and is serious.

Phineas' condition exists independent of and unrelated to his creative skills, artistic life and efforts although it often inspires the subject matter of those efforts that are about mental illness and its aspects.

The alias name 'Phineas Narco' was created around the time of the onset of Phineas' illness as a 'church name' for his inclusion in 'The Church of The SubGenius' an actual mind control cult that Phineas was involved with for many decades but resigned from in 2024.

The two names refer to figures in Greek mythology. 'Narco' is meant as a contraction of the name 'Narcissus' (in the non-pathological sense) and is not meant as a reference to drugs. The name 'Phineas' refers to an ancillary character in the story of 'Jason and the Argonauts'. In addition to this, there is some identification with the character Phineas from the John Knowles novel 'A Separate Peace' although the significance of this 'referential idea' would not fully blossom until life events from 2021 to 2024 had occured in Phineas' life.

In addition to his involvement in the SubGenius mind control cult, Phineas also had a months-long dalliance with The Church of Scientology in 1991 in San Jose, CA in order to see, from the inside, what it was all about, working for the organization for many months but cleverly 'escaping their clutches' by pre-programming into his brain, in the pre-indoctrination period, a predetermined 'escape response', in other words *Phinny's cue to 'exit stage left* when a Church representative uttered a certain inevitable phrase to him, which of course they DID.

Bye, bye Scientology.
They were NOT PLEASED.

Phineas's current religious identification is Christian. He considers himself to be a Man of God but does not ascribe to any particular 'church' organization, being perfectly comfortable with his own, personal sense, useful understanding and concept of God.

Phineas has had a robust, lifelong interest in Psychology and has earned a trained certificate in Peer Counseling which he has utilized in volunteer efforts in his local community. So he is 'certified and certifiable' simultaneously holding both 'consumer' and 'practitioner' status in the mental health community.

Phineas also has since childhood had a driven natural affinity for, and very keen interest in language and its usages, even studying vocabulary and etymology on his own as a child, long term as an interest. 

 When Phineas was given a standardized IQ test as a child, he was found to have a verbal comprehension score of 139 which is very, very high.

Phineas was also tested positively as being on the 'autism spectrum' in an official capacity much later in life although the severity of this was not deemed to be problematic enough to require treatment.

Phineas' post-Highschool educational efforts can be classified as 'some college' but also as 'MUCH some college' taking many, many courses of interest in a number of local community colleges all with no intention or desire of ever earning any sort of degree during his 20's and 30's. These self-interested,  self-motivated educational efforts typically resulted in high grades and included a number of efforts in artistic, drama, media production, Psychology and English courses and curricula. Otherwise, Phineas has  mostly acted as an 'autodidact' (a term meaning essentially someone who is 'self taught') in his extracurricular learning efforts.

Phineas has worked intensively and creatively with the likes of such groups and artists such as Negativland, Bran Flakes, TradeMark Gunderson of (The Evolution Control Committee), Doktors 4 "Bob" and Big City Orchestra with whom he has collaboratively help create online virtual theatrical video events for his 'musical mashup movies' for the 3-D immersive VR community environment 'Second Life'.

His work has been lauded by the likes of the late comedian George Carlin and mainstream media critics such as Brad Kava (The San Jose Mercury News) and Richard Von Busack (The San Jose Metro).

https://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/09.05.02/midnightvoice-0236.html

Phineas has also worked extensively and creatively, for decades collaboratively, at the Pacifica Radio flagship radio station KPFA in Berkeley, CA as well as the prestigious, exclusive and critically-acclaimed college radio station KFJC located at Foothill College in Los Altos Hills, CA. These former creative efforts were reviewed favorably by the aforementioned mainstream media critics at the time.

Despite all this 'impressive display' of extraordinarily unique talent and brainpower, Phineas frequently has difficulty putting on his own pants.

Phineas notoriously once mailed a package containing one of his radio shows to Ted Kaczynski ('The Unabomber') in the mid-nineties to where the notorious insane criminal resided at the time at the Supermax Federal Penitentiary in Florence, Colorado after having secured the notorious serial bomber's exact mailing address through the help of a local (and quite amused) reference librarian.

The program in question was called 'Bombscare', the result of a year-long creative effort by Phineas and was broadcast mixed live around that time by Phineas and Negativland band member, the late Don Joyce on KPFA. The show was, in part, about Mr. Kaczynski, his schizophrenic illness, and the years-long federal investigation into his serial mailbombing crimes.

The program represented a 'high-watermark' in Phineas' creative efforts and the IRONY of Phineas' sincere (yet arguably more than a little irrational and probably uhm... misguided) motivation in going about MAILING A PACKAGE TO THE *FUCKING UNABOMBER* containing his SHOW which was *ABOUT THE FUCKING GODDAMN UNABOMBER* was eclipsed in Phineas's semi-deranged mind by a literally a genuine and curious desire to 'find out what Ted thought about it'. 

Uhhhh... YEAH.
We *wish* we were kidding about that, but we're actually uhhm... NOT.

The package in question was summarily and promptly returned to Phineas, by Supermax prison authorities via US Mail, unopened and without comment.   Which MAKE SENSE. After all, ANY PRISON which houses the *GODDAMN FUCKING UNABOMBER* that gets... *a package* for... UH...  *HIM*... 

...is CERTAINLY... 
** NOT GONNA FUCKING OPEN IT!!! ***

And so, that... as they say... was THAT.

Around this time as well, Phineas mailed an identical tape copy of the 'Bombscare' show highlights to a very different person: the late iconic and legendary comedian George Carlin under the somewhat disingenuous guise of procuring 'permission' for using a Carlin audio sample in the show. 

However there was, like with Kaczinsky, the somewhat diffuse motivation of 'wanting to know what he thought about it'. 

The somewhat 'ruse' of offering the tape up to Carlin 'for review' to 'get permission' arose when Phineas self-consciously realized Carlin was 'in the show' he wanted to send and was offset by the perceptive comedian 'understanding' most likely that Phineas really just wanted feedback. Also, Phineas too was in fact sincere in that he would have snipped out the Carlin sample if permission was not forthcoming from George. 

With that, Phineas procured permission to send the tape to Carlin through the comedian's publicist and a voicemail message from George. The sequence in the 'Bombscare' program that includes the Carlin sample may be heard here in a track from the album/show's full listing on Bandcamp:

https://nationalcynical.bandcamp.com/track/more-fun-for-me

Some weeks after sending that tape of the show to George, Phineas discovered a message response from George in his voice mailbox.

In the voicemail message, Carlin was almost 'beyond enthusiastic' about the tape Phineas had sent to him. His praise of the work was almost uncontainable and Carlin articulately and happily lauded and sang its praises sincerely for over a minute, with all the salty facility of language and attitude he was so well known for in is in his lifetime, waxing eloquent about how great and fabulous he found it, and specifically praising the 'middle ear' range of artistic efficacy in which the sonic power of the program had 'hit'.

The uncut recording of Carlin's enthusiastic voicemail message to Phineas about the show can be heard here:

https://nationalcynical.bandcamp.com/track/carlin-voicemail-to-phineas-narco-about-bombscare-c-1997-8

Phineas' immediate reaction to hearing this message of personal endorsement from this hyper-known source there in his own personal voicemail at the time was one not so much of elation, pride and happiness but rather an almost *stunned awe* as if he had thought of one day to get an interesting looking penny assessed by a pawnbroker only to suddenly learn that the coin was in fact worth TEN MILLION DOLLARS.

It is interesting to note in regard this phone call message that George started out his performative career as a radio DJ working at WINO in New York and that his brother the late Patrick Carlin (who George tells Phineas in the message his wants to send the show tape to) also worked in radio and ran a podcast. So, both men would have had a firsthand appreciation of the program as a live-mixed radio effort.

Also, and I have been unable to definitively confirm this, although I seem to recall hearing this from somewhere at one point: Carlin's brother Patrick also kind of lived 'out in the woods' Walden Pond style far away from the mainstream infrastructure of the more developed sections of society. So, if this were in fact true, his 'lifestyle' could be said to be not all that different than that of 'The Unabomber' himself.

Minus the 'exploding' part. *Ahem* 

WELL, A MAN NEEDS A HOBBY!! When he LIVES ALONE so what are you gonna do? Sometimes it's RUNNING A PODCAST and sometimes it's BLOWING PEOPLE UP!!

Further to this: in researching Carlin's life, it became known to Phineas that prior to him becoming the legendary, well-known mainstream comedic show business talent that he turned out to be (which he was rather forced to do in order to raise a family which was expensive to do and also ultimately to pay off his massive tax bills) Carlin originally only had the ambition or 'dream' or intention of being just an obscure artist doing abstract, weird art like in an apartment somewhere on his own merely for his own enjoyment and just living his life like that.

Sort of like... how... Phineas Narco... does.
Go figure.

The phone call from Carlin ultimately motivated and accelerated Phineas' artistic career at a crucial time of growth. It gave Phineas the confidence of knowing that his work had worth and was on the right track with an appeal to an audience, who was like George in terms of sensibility and values, and he was able to rest assured that this endorsement was one HUNDRED PERCENT genuine, no bullshit and SECURE because Phineas knew that Carlin was NOT the kind of guy for Hollywood bullshit. 

So, this ringing endorsement was like a shiny gold coin of the purest stock gifted to him right into his pocket. IT WAS HIS. And he was able to use that currency for capital in the artistic journey to come.

Thanks, George.

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To view, stream or download (at NO required cost) Phineas Narco's mediage artwork which is freely available to everyone online, go to any of the following sites:

YouTube
Mixcloud
SoundCloud
Bandcamp
or
archive.org

...and search for "Phineas Narco" [using quotemarks] and also 'NCN' and/or "National Cynical Network" [with quotes around as well] in combination if need be:

Recent interviews with Phineas on Youtube for 'Innerviews' with former Carlin and Zappa employee Gerry Fialka:     

Part 1: https://youtu.be/AsaZK74Qqu8
Part 2: https://youtu.be/0t9Suf8490o

Phineas Narco's ENTIRE DIGITIZED BODY OF BODY OF WORK (Including much special, rare and heretofore otherwise unreleased, unfinished. upcoming and never-heard before material) termed 'THE VAULT' is now available via DROPBOX in a 1.5TB-sized comprehensive online archive and can be now accessed using THE FOLLOWING LINK:

http://bit.ly/4dllBLQ

Enjoy!g

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