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"Lost in the Supermarket" is an upbeat pop-rock song that turns an ordinary grocery shopping trip into a comedic and adventurous outing. With its clever lyrics and lively melody, the track captures the whimsy and unexpected delights of navigating the aisles, transforming mundane activities into moments of joy and entertainment. This song is perfect for listeners who enjoy playful storytelling set to a catchy beat, celebrating the humor found in everyday experiences. It offers a fun perspective on the little adventures that can happen even during routine tasks like shopping.

Lost In The Supermarket

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"My Neighbor's Wi-Fi" is an upbeat pop-rock song that humorously narrates the trials and tribulations of trying to guess a neighbor's Wi-Fi password. Infused with a sense of light-hearted espionage, the track weaves a playful tale of neighborhood sleuthing, as the protagonist observes quirky details about their neighbor to crack the elusive Wi-Fi code. The song's lively rhythm and whimsical lyrics capture the quirky adventures that can unfold even in the most mundane of daily tasks, making it an engaging listen for anyone who enjoys a blend of humor and catchy melodies in their music. This track is ideal for those who appreciate narrative-driven songs that transform ordinary life scenarios into entertaining musical stories.

My Neighbor's Wi - Fi

Get ready for a quirky trip back to the 90s with this upbeat, retro-fueled track that blends humor with nostalgia. Featuring funky rhythms and a playful vibe, this song explores the question of whether it’s time to move on or hold on to the past—through the lens of an old-school pager. With groovy beats, energetic melodies, and lyrics that will make you smile, it's the perfect soundtrack for anyone who’s ever held onto a little piece of the past while looking to the future. Hit play, and let the beep-beep take you on a journey!

Is That A Pager In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Glad To Meet Your Maker

🎶 New Release: "Ein Star am Spieß" 🎶

Let me take you on a humorous and satirical journey through the chaos of a family gathering – told from the unique perspective of a spinning roast pig! 🐷🔥 This German-language Schlager/Discofox track combines catchy melodies, lively rhythms, and witty lyrics that celebrate the quirks of family life with a healthy dose of irony.

As someone who used to write satirical stories, I've always loved exploring the absurd and unexpected in everyday situations. With "Ein Star am Spieß," I've transformed that love for satire into a vibrant song, blending humor, music, and storytelling into an unforgettable party anthem.

Whether you're here for the catchy Discofox vibes or the playful storytelling, this track is sure to entertain and get you moving!

🎵 Curious? Press play and dive into the wild world of "Ein Star am Spieß." Don't worry if you don't understand every word – the energy and fun are universal!

[Ein Star am Spieß]
Hier dreht sich das Ferkel, so zart und schlicht,
am Spieß überm Feuer im Flammenlicht.
Im Schatten der Eiche, beim Fackelschein,
stellt sich die Familie zum Feiern ein.

Da ist der Onkel, der laut Witze macht,
Über die schon seit Omas Hochzeit keiner mehr lacht.
Die Tante schwärmt laut von der neuen Diät,
Doch beim Kuchenbüffet hat sie dreimal gewählt.
Der Cousin zeigt ein Selfie mit fremdem Gesicht,
Doch seine Freundin versteht diesen Spaß leider nicht.
Opa nörgelt, die Musik sei zu laut,
Während Oma den Sekt aus der Bar abstaubt.

Ich bin der Star auf diesem Fest,
Auf dem Spieß gedreht, ein Knuspertest.
Ich seh‘ die Tanten, die Brüder, die ganze Schar,
Die mich anstarren wie einen großen Star.
Doch bin ich würzig, zart und gut?
Und reicht mir heute auch die Glut?
Ein Fest, so groß, so wild, so bunt,
Ich dreh‘ mich schwindelig, wen interessierts ––– na und?

Die Gitarre erklingt, ein schiefer Akkord, 
Und der Neffe singt falsch – ein wahrer Rekord.
Die Cousine lacht laut über Witze, nicht fein,
Der Wein fließt in Strömen, kein Gelächter setzt ein.
Ein Streit bricht aus wegen dem letzten Stück Torte,
Die Stimmung kippt, und mir fehlen die Worte.
Der Opa kippt Schnaps in den Apfelkompott,
Und der Hund stiehlt die Wurst – welch Chaos, mein Gott!

Ich bin der Star auf diesem Fest,
Auf dem Spieß gedreht, ein Knuspertest.
Ich seh‘ die Tanten, die Brüder, die ganze Schar,
Die mich anstarren wie einen großen Star.
Doch bin ich würzig, zart und gut?
Und reicht mir heute auch die Glut?
Ein Fest, so groß, so wild, so bunt,
Ich dreh‘ mich schwindelig, wen interessierts ––– na und?

Was für ein Trubel, welch Chaos im Land,
Während ich am Spieß drehe, und rieche verbrannt.
Dreh mich, dreh mich, bis alles vergeht,
Mein knuspriges Schicksal, das Feuer verweht.
Am Ende genießt man mich, das ist doch klar,
Doch wer denkt an mich – ich war mal ein Star!

„Bin ich knusprig?“, die letzte Gedankenflut,
mein Leben am Spieß, es schmeckt wohl gut.
Familie bleibt Familie, chaotisch und schrill,
ich, das Spanferkel, genieße es still.

Die Gläser erklingen, der Abend wird laut,
das Feuer knistert, mein Schicksal versaut.
Man lacht und man singt, doch bald bin ich fort,
als Festmahl vereint an diesem irren Ort.

So dreht sich der Spieß, so dreht sich die Zeit,
die Familie im Chaos, doch ich bin bereit.
Ein Lachen, ein Schmausen, ein großer Genuss,
ich verabschiede mich – das war’s, jetzt ist Schluss.

Laut, Frei, Gemeinsam

Ein Star am Spiess (Discofox Version)

English:  
"SQUIRREL!" is an irresistibly charming indie-pop song that explores life through the adorably distracted mind of a very clever dog. With whimsical rhythms, quirky storytelling vocals, and catchy hooks, it captures the playful energy of a pup who just can't stop interrupting deep thoughts with sightings of—you guessed it—squirrels! (And yes, extra love to my French listeners, because we all know pronouncing "squirrel" isn't easy!)

Français:  
« SQUIRREL! » est une chanson indie-pop pleine de charme et d’humour qui raconte la vie vue par un chien intelligent mais facilement distrait. Avec son rythme fantaisiste, une voix expressive et joyeusement décalée, cette mélodie accrocheuse capture parfaitement l'énergie joyeuse d'un toutou qui ne cesse d'interrompre ses réflexions profondes dès qu'il aperçoit un—vous l'avez deviné—« squirrel » ! (Mention spéciale à mes amis francophones, car on sait tous que prononcer « squirrel » est un vrai défi !)

Lyrics:

Contemplating life, I've concluded clearly—  
Existence is—SQUIRREL!—oh wait, nearly!  
My mind is sharp; I've got theories galore—  
Of physics, philosophy, and—SQUIRREL! by the door!

I’m wise beyond my puppy years,  
My intellect will make you cheer—  
Wait, what's that noise out back?  
SQUIRREL! It's on attack!

I'm sophisticated, educated—SQUIRREL!—what's that?!  
Can't finish my thought, they're so furry and fat!  
I'm a genius, I swear, but oh look at his tail—  
Lost my mind chasing squirrels, what an epic fail!

I'm solving equations while napping on chairs,  
Contemplating life's meaning, these mysteries I dare—  
Deep questions, reflections, the purpose of bones—  
But my theory’s derailed 'cause—SQUIRREL!—there it goes!

My intellect dazzles; ask anyone here—  
Except when those squirrels suddenly appear!

I’m brilliant, refined, a canine savant,  
But squirrels keep distracting, it's not what I want!  
I start deep discussions, philosophy and such,  
But squirrels! OMG! Is that asking too much?

As I was saying, the meaning of life—  
WAIT—SQUIRREL! Be right back! Don't touch my snack!

One day I'll focus, one day you'll see,  
The smartest dog ever—Hey, squirrel, wait for me!

SQUIRREL!

Dank Stankum, at the forefront of musical innovation, is revolutionizing the way music is created both now and in the future. As a creative writer-producer, his influence spans across video and music production, mastering a diverse spectrum of genres with an unwavering passion and a unique flair. His approach to music production blends cutting-edge technology with timeless storytelling, setting new benchmarks in the industry.

In today's rapidly evolving music scene, Dank is pioneering methods that integrate immersive audio technologies and interactive platforms, crafting experiences that transcend traditional listening. His forward-thinking strategies involve diving deep into the fusion of digital and analog techniques, ensuring his creations resonate with audiences on a global scale. Dank's studio has become a hub of innovation, where virtual reality concerts and holographic performances are becoming the norm, offering glimpses into the future of live music.

Looking ahead, Dank envisions a world where music creation is further democratized, allowing artists from every corner of the globe to collaborate in real-time, without the barriers of distance or language. He is deeply involved in developing platforms that enable this seamless integration, fostering a global community of creators who can share, innovate, and produce music that reflects a mosaic of cultures and influences.

Dank's trailblazing work is setting the stage for a new era of music production, where the focus is on expanding the creative potential of artists through innovative sound design, novel rhythms, and unique collaborations. This approach is crafting a future where music is more personalized, accessible, and expressive than ever before.

Beyond his technical contributions, Dank is a visionary advocating for the role of music as a catalyst for change, inspiring a movement towards more sustainable practices within the industry. From eco-friendly tours to digital concerts that reduce carbon footprints, he is at the forefront of creating a more responsible music ecosystem.

In essence, Dank Stankum is not just creating music for the future; he is redefining the entire landscape of music production and consumption. His pioneering efforts are carving paths for upcoming generations, ensuring that the future of music is vibrant, inclusive, and boundlessly creative.

Xak Stahl: Alchemist of Sound, Architect of Emotion

Xak Stahl is a genre-blurring music artist, sonic storyteller, and relentless experimenter. Every track he creates is a new world—a kaleidoscope of indie folk, alt-pop, electronica, and global flavors—infused with raw emotion and boundless curiosity. Xak’s music isn’t just heard; it’s felt.

From Shadow to Spotlight

For Xak, music is metamorphosis. His journey began in the shadows, transmuting heartbreak and struggle into songs that glow with hope. Early anthems like “Neon Dreams” and “Rising Through the Darkness” invite listeners to find their own light. His newest project, Major Arcana, channels the mysteries of the Tarot—each song an archetype, each lyric a step along the path from the Fool’s first leap to the wisdom of The World.

More Than Music: A Multisensory Universe

But Xak isn’t confined to sound. As a visual artist and writer, he crafts immersive stories that spill across genres and languages—sometimes haunting, sometimes playful, always honest. Whether he’s conjuring lush soundscapes, weaving bilingual lyrics, or creating striking visuals, Xak’s art dares you to feel deeper and dream wilder.

An Invitation to Transformation

Join Xak Stahl on a sonic odyssey that blurs borders—between genres, between artforms, between you and the music. Each release is an invitation to explore, to heal, to become. For Xak, every song is a spell, every album a universe. The only question is: are you ready to step inside?

Hey, I’m Louis Katz, a musician inspired by the timeless sounds of 60s rock, the poetic depth of Bob Dylan, the raw authenticity of Tom Petty, and the vibrant energy of surf guitar. I’ve always been drawn to the kind of music that tells a story, sparks emotion, and invites the listener to experience something bigger than just a catchy tune.

Though I haven’t performed at any venues or had the chance to work in a studio yet, my passion for music runs deep. Every day, I strive to push my creativity further, and I’m excited to take the next steps in my musical journey. My goal is to collaborate with like-minded artists and musicians—kindred spirits who share a love for authentic, soul-driven music. Together, I believe we can elevate our sound to the highest level imaginable, creating tracks that not only resonate with audiences but leave a lasting impact.

I’m just getting started, and I’m looking for fellow creatives who want to be part of that journey. Whether it’s jamming on new ideas, writing songs, or eventually recording and performing, I’m ready to take things to the next level. Thanks for stopping by my SoundCloud, and I hope we can create something incredible together!

Das Projekt KIRox startete im Juni 2024. Hier werden Songs mit KI (AI) erstellt. Die Textideen und -nachbearbeitung sind von mir selbst, und werden meist über ChatGPT erstellt. Die Songs werden anschließend über die Plattform von Suno.com generiert.

The KIRox project launched in June 2024. It creates songs using AI. I provide the lyrics and post-production, mostly via ChatGPT. The songs are then generated via the Suno.com platform.

KIRox findest du auch auf /You can also find KIRox on:
Spotify, Deezer, Apple Music and YouTube Music.

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