This one is fairly self-explanatory. Technology really is destroying the planet. We don’t need so many cars especially those that drive themselves. How many times does someone really need to change their mobile phone? The internet is useful for lots of stuff but, it’s also the most dangerous place on Earth (or above Earth, depending on how you look at it). The rest is in the song.

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Oh, Tech Leave Me Alone

This is as straight a satire as it gets. It’s about the critical state of the illegal immigration problem in the UK. Not, I hasten to add, from a racist point of view. I’m perfectly happy with our multi-racial society. But the country is full to overflowing.

Three Lions Farm

Being of a certain age does mean you’ve been around long enough to meet a lot of different people. A few years ago, I was friendly with a bloke who wanted to become a woman. He was 17 at the time and said he’d known he should be a woman since he was eight. The shit he went through was astonishing, and yet he kept his sense of humour right the way through. He was one of the lucky ones. He got his sex change and…guess what…? He lives in Tenerife.

Danny the Tranny

I wrote this song a while ago as an antidote to all those horrible, sick songs that started in the ‘60s and continued for a long time. One of the worst was “Seasons in the Sun” made a hit by Canadian Terry Jacks. It was originally written in French by brilliant Belgian singer/songwriter Jacques Brel as a satire and well translated by Rod McKuen. Mr. Jacks seems to have totally misunderstood the original lyrics and intent. Result…barf! Anyway, I wanted to write the ultimate sick song. So, you have a bloke with more or less everything you can think off going wrong in his life.

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