Mighty Jackie Grealish (nobber's gold)
(Written by Andreas Norlén)

Oi,...oi... Massive lad that innit? 
Thick as fuck, proper fit that lad 
Oi,...oi... innit…innit…

You’re our prince, our footie king,
Make us drool when you do your thing.
In them shorts, you own the fight,
Oi, Jackie lad - let us have a bite

Your thighs are thick, your face divine, (innit)
Massive calves, rule all space and time!
That hair, them muscles, huge D to fuck (ouff)
Even straight lads wanna have a fuck!

Oi, oi, oi, oi, innit, innit, innit.

Mighty Jackie Grealish, Jackie boy!
Your nobber's gold, you give us joy!
Jackie! Jackie! Score that goal
Your massive bum control us all!

Jackie, chav lad thick and bold
King of the game, your nobber's gold!
Jackie, Jackie Grealish king
We all drool, you do your thing!

Dominant lad you’re proper tough
You score your goal, so fit and rough
We take a kneel, we kiss your feet.
Oi, Jackie lad, let us taste your meat!

Your thighs are thick, your face divine, (innit)
Massive calves, rule all space and time!
That hair, them muscles, huge D to suck (ouff)
Even straight lads wanna have a fuck!

Oi, oi, oi, oi, innit, innit, innit.

Mighty Jackie Grealish, Jackie boy!
Your nobber's gold, you give us joy!
Jackie! Jackie! Score that goal
Your massive bum control us all!

Jackie, chav lad thick and bold
King of the game, your nobber's gold!
Jackie, Jackie Grealish king
We all drool, you do your thing!


Oi,... innit…innit… innit…
Thick as fuck, proper fit that lad 
Oi,...oi... innit…innit…

Handsome, strong, a proper beast,  
With every score, the quickest feet
Every penalty, a freekick or two,  
Jackie lad, you always cum through! 
OI!

Your thighs are thick, your face divine, (innit)
Massive calves, rule all space and time! (innit, innit)
That hair, them muscles, huge D to suck (ouff)
Even straight lads wanna have a fuck!

Oi, oi, oi, oi, innit, innit, innit.

Mighty Jackie Grealish, Jackie boy!
Your nobber's gold, you give us joy!
Jackie! Jackie! Score that goal
Your massive bum control us all!

Jackie, chav lad thick and bold
King of the game, your nobber's gold!
Jackie, Jackie Grealish king
We all drool, you do your thing!

Jackie, chav lad thick and bold
King of the game, your nobber's gold!
Jackie, Jackie Grealish king
We all drool, you do your thing!


Mighty Jackie Grealish (nobber's gold) [V2]

Oi... Oi... Oi... Oi...

Oi... Bruv
Oi... Proper lad
Innit..., innit...

Oi, you all right, fam? Them sweatpants sittin’ proper drip, innit 
Mad.. tease, bruv.

Me? You’re one to talk, lad. That bulge of yours, fam —sweaty and ready, innit.

Haha, go on, then, bruv. Don't be shy lad. Gotta let a lad admire that. Proper chav meat, innit?

Swear, bruv, you make me want it bad. Them sweats don’t hide nuffin, innit’.
Big lad energy, proper hard and willin.

Feel that heat, bruv, go on—take it out, yeah?

“You ain’t ready, lad. Thick, hairy... built to burst. 

Balls sweaty from the grind, but I ain’t holding back.

Nah, gimme that, bruv. Your chav nob's lush, innit? 
Sits there all hard just beggin’ for it.”

Pull it down, lad. Me sweatpants ‘round me ankles.

Haha, all right, innit? Bruv, That’s mad lit chav energy.


Oi... Bruv, Oi... Proper lads, Innit..., innit...

Oi, bruv, ain’t no denying it—your print’s pushing hard 
like it wants to say hello. Them sweatpants are doing bits, fam.

You’re makin’ me buzz, swear on me mum. Been thinkin’ ‘bout your fit joggers for time, innit.

Bet you have, lad. Go on... gimme a proper feel, yeah? this—hard all over and proper loaded.

Got that chav drip, bruv—already leaking, innit. Give it a squeeze then, let me feel that thick can.

“yeah... thick in your hand, innit Them sweaty chav balls, proper weighty. innit
Bet yours’ll fill a lad’s mouth easy, bruv.

Only one way to find out, bruv. Get yer face close, yeah? ‘fore we start smashing... want you tasting every bit.

Oi... Bruv, Oi... Proper lads, Innit..., innit...

Oi, innit, get ‘em sweats off—want it bare, fam. Gonna work every inch of your chav nob, yeah.

Haha, lad, I ain’t stopping ‘til your drip’s painting me mug proper.

Get closer, bruv. Feel me tongue on that, yeah? Lickin’ all down, yer sweaty line—can taste you already.
Don’t stop, fam—Im about to pop, swear!

Them thick, warm loads, all over yer cheeks. Proper splashed, bruv!

Drenched, lad! F**kin’ lush, innit? no holds barred.

F**kin’ hell, bruv! You’re spilling out... Thick, hot streams all over yer cheeks. 

Mad lit that. Splashin’ like proper legends, innit.

Covered me proper, lad. Now for you—swear me nobs ready to burst. 
Gonna give you everything, yeah?

F**kin’ yes, bruv! Feel that rush—proper chav loads, dripping, both of us . 

Oi... Bruv, Oi... Proper lads, Innit..., innit...

Finished like kings, innit? 
Proper soaking, chav style. Lit that...Proper chav.


Oi Innit (Proper chav splash) [V1]

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