Track by: Data McSponge#1429

I.M. Meen has come to visit Diavolo, I guess.

I.M. MEEN: "Well, well, well."
DIAVOLO: "..."
I.M. MEEN: "Speechless much, mafia man?"
DIAVOLO: "What the hell do you want? Aren't you supposed to be where you belong?"
I.M. MEEN: "My labyrinth? Well, it's closed for repairs. What are YOU up to? Still trapped in this hell you're in?"
DIAVOLO: "Shut the fuck up... Why exactly do you care?"
I.M. MEEN: "I know what it's like to go through that sort of pain you're in."
DIAVOLO: "Oh, please. Like if I were to pity you!"
I.M. MEEN: "Are you challenging me?"
DIAVOLO: "DUEL ME, YOU FOOL! I WON'T HESITATE TO BREAK YOUR GODDAMN SKULL OPEN!!!"

The dual begins.

I.M. Meen's Source List:

Music in I.M. Meen: (Example: Library Guardian Attack, I.M. Meen Theme, Normal Scroll, etc.)
Songs about labyrinths: (Example: Demolition Men, Chilly Down, Home at Last, etc.)
Songs about books: (Example: Ramble On, Venus in Furs, Off to the Races, etc.)
Music in CD-i games: (Example: Reading the Letter, Tokyu Lighthouse, Hanyu Forest, etc.)
Songs used in YTPs: (Example: Chocolate Rain, Colt 45, Running in The 90's, etc.)
YTP Music Videos: (Example: Win The Race, Man's Not Noice, Skydiving!, etc.)

Diavolo's Source List:

Music in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (Example: Il Vento D'oro, Sono Chi No Sadame, Great Days, Awaken, Noble Pope, etc.)
Songs about the devil (Example: Devil's Dance, I Chase The Devil, The Number of The Beast, etc.)
Songs related to Italy (Example: Gasolina, El Tatuado, Danza Kuduro, etc.)
Songs performed by King Crimson (Example: Elephant Talk, Indiscipline, Level Five, etc.)
Songs about bosses: (Example: Like a Boss, The Asshole Boss Song, BO$$, etc.)

Sources Used:

DA Games - Build Our Machine (Devils)
oiramapop - Tomorrow I'll (YTPMV)
Miracle Musical - Labyrinth (Labyrinths)

Tomorrow, I'll Build Our Machine

[VOTING ENDED.]

Mr. Cheese walks over to I.M. Meen, albeit entering his labyrinth.

I.M. MEEN: "Oh, hello, little orange bookworm. I see you've made your way to my labyrinth."
MR. CHEESE: "Hmph. What did you expect? I didn't think an old geezer like you would step up to me. By the looks of it, you look like you need a Snicker bar."
I.M. MEEN: "You DARE belittle my looks?! Oh, you've done it now! Prepare yourself!"
MR. CHEESE: "Whatevs! I don't need a play-by-play!"
I.M. MEEN: "...Was that from Seinfeld?"
MR. CHEESE: "Maybe."

I.M. Meen's Source List:

Music in I.M. Meen: (Example: Library Guardian Attack, I.M. Meen Theme, Normal Scroll, etc.)
Songs about labyrinths: (Example: Demolition Men, Chilly Down, Home at Last, etc.)
Songs about books: (Example: Ramble On, Venus in Furs, Off to the Races, etc.)
Music in CD-i games: (Example: Reading the Letter, Tokyu Lighthouse, Hanyu Forest, etc.)
Songs used in YTPs: (Example: Chocolate Rain, Colt 45, Running in The 90's, etc.)

Mr. Cheese's Source List:

Songs about Among Us: (Example: Show Yourself, Act So Sus, Raise The Stakes, etc.)
Songs about Cheese: (Example: Cheese Please, Mice Eat Cheese, Get That Cheese, etc.)
Songs about orange: (Example: Orange Airplane, Evolution Orange, Orange Moon, etc.)
Music in mobile games: (As in: Geometry Dash, My Singing Monsters, Super Mario Run, etc.)

Source List:

iteachvader - Getaway Submarine (YTPMVs)
FNF Vs Impostor v4 - Delusion (Among Us)
Animeme Rap Battles - Insanity Wolf vs. Courage Wolf (Off-source, but I.M. Meen is a meme himself, so... Then again, why in the flying fuck isn't the meme section in I.M. Meen's source list, wtf?)

[LR2 M4: I.M. MEEN VS. MR. CHEESE] When The Getaway Submarine Is Delusional

Terrible Rap Battles of History!
I.M. Meen!
vs.
Cassie!
Begin!

I.M. MEEN:
Hah! I’m the meanest in the scene, a wizard supreme!
Spittin’ sick rhymes like my books, causing kids to scream!
You’re a preschool reject, a cuddly disgrace!
I’ll turn this pink pest into a memory erased!

Your show's for babies, no challenge, no thrill,
While I trap little brats and bend ‘em to my will!
You teach kindness and sharing? Ha! That’s just absurd!
You couldn’t even drop a mean word!

CASSIE:
Oh, my gosh! You’re a bully, and that’s just not right!
I’ll school you in kindness and bring love to the fight!
Your grammar is terrible, your plans fall apart,
Even kids outsmart you, you’re not very smart!

You hide in your dungeon, spreading nonsense and fear,
But the power of friendship’s what dragons hold dear!
I’ll shrink you down smaller than a baby-sized bean,
You’re history, wizard—get outta my scene!

I.M. MEEN:
Gah! What a nauseatingly sweet little rhyme!
I prefer my verses evil, twisted, and unkind!
You and your friends live in rainbow-bright trash!
I’ll burn your fairyland down in a magical flash!

I turn lessons to nightmares, I’m a villainous beast,
You’re a kiddie-show extra—at the bottom, at least!
So take your dumb rhyme and flap back to your nest,
I’m the meanest around—now bow to the best!

CASSIE:
Oh no! That’s your best? It was kinda just… sad.
Maybe you’re grumpy ‘cause your game was so bad!
Your graphics were ugly, your voice made folks sick,
And your whole evil plan? It was beaten too quick!

I may be small, but I’ve got lots of heart,
While you just fall flat like your hideous art!
So slither away, back into the abyss,
‘Cause kindness will always win battles like this!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

I.M. Meen vs Cassie - Terrible Rap Battles

Track by Harlequin: @hardlyaharlequin
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RK: * BEHOLDE!!!
* YOU. SHALL NOTH. PASSE!!!!!
* I am ROUXLS KAARD (pronounced Rules Card)!
* I have been senth by thee Queen to end thine journey before it even startseth!!
* Now... face the powereth of ROUXLS KAARD!!!

Rouxls Kaard is based on I.M. Meen, I believe, so he leans even more into that design wise.

Swaps: 
Kris <> Susie
Berdly <> Noelle
Dess <> Asriel 
Ralsei <> Gerson (Kind of)
Lancer <> Rouxls
Jevil <> Seam
King <> Queen
Elnina <> Lanino
The Addisons <> The Mikes
Spamton <> Tenna

& More! 

If you would like to read more about the AU, check out this unfinished google document:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1A7blaGJsuG0zDHcacepGIy-alysVaY6cje4yKD1vOQU/edit?tab=t.0

Rouxls (Ch1)

Track by Harlequin: @hardlyaharlequin
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* Thou heroesth mightst have passed all conondrumesth that was throwne thine way...
* But nowe, we shallth see...
* ...how thou will faire up againste a battleth which playseth by mine Rouxls (Pronounced Rules)!!

Swaps: 
Kris <> Susie
Berdly <> Noelle
Dess <> Asriel 
Ralsei <> Gerson (Kind of)
Lancer <> Rouxls
Jevil <> Seam
King <> Queen
Elnina <> Lanino
The Addisons <> The Mikes
Spamton <> Tenna

& More! 

If you would like to read more about the AU, check out this unfinished google document:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1A7blaGJsuG0zDHcacepGIy-alysVaY6cje4yKD1vOQU/edit?tab=t.0

Puzzlemaster (Ch1)

RUDESPAWN is a take on Deltaswap. It aims to hopefully provide a fresh take on the AU. (We are also recruiting musicians if anyone is interested.)

Some of the swaps include:
Kris <> Susie
Berdly <> Noelle
Catti <> Jockington 
Temmie <> Annoying Dog
Ralsei <> "Old Man"
Lancer <> Rouxls Kaard
King <> Queen

Owner's Discord: ashtheva
More information:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1A7blaGJsuG0zDHcacepGIy-alysVaY6cje4yKD1vOQU/edit?tab=t.0

Logo by UnShulf

Tournament owner: @ks243-the-mad-player
First stop was: @jevils-tournament-thing
Discord link: https://discord.gg/NVjcuVYx4z

Guess who's back? Back again? Jevil's back! Tell a friend!

Previously standing:
Saxton Hale
Dashie
Patrick Star
Amingo
Leopold Slikk
Eric Cartman

Previous losers standing:
Magnifo
Ecolo
Mario and Sonic
Donut
Mr. Cheese
I.M. Meen

Previously eliminated:
Jiren
Diavolo
Guts Man
Sub-Zero

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