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Rain McStellar yelled, "Captain, the flarn-drive’s zoptronic coils are overgribbled! The neubulon field’s fluctuating at 9.6 quargonauts — we need to reverse the fluxglob before the entire frobnax matrix implodes into a snoogle singularity!"

Are You An Idiot?

FILLITUP BTRCP

Here's a brand new song written for one of our most beloved billionaires ever! He is one of the worst human beings that has ever lived, in my opinion! He's not even an elected official yet he's destroying our country in huge chunks, hurting innocent children, vets, minorities, and the elderly. Taking a chainsaw to our way of life! This is a fun little parody of one of the most hated people in our lifetime. I will not make a video for this one, I think we've seen enough of his face! Charlie really plays a mean harmonica on this one too! There is some profanity in this song which I normally don't use but I couldn't help myself! Here's to the Chainsaw Boy!

“ELON MUSK"

I NEED JUSTICE, I NEED SHAME,
I NEED SOMEONE THAT I CAN BLAME,
WISH HIM WELL THEN THROW HIS DUMB ASS UNDER THE BUS,  
HEY I AIN'T TRYIN' TO BE AN ASSHOLE,
I’LL LEAVE THAT UP TO ELON MUSK,
              
I NEED WHISKEY, I NEED BEER,
NEED SOMEONE TO GET ME OUTTA HERE, 
GETTING TO THE POINT THAT I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO I CAN TRUST,
HEY I AIN'T TRYIN' TO BE AN ASSHOLE,
I’LL LEAVE THAT UP TO ELON MUSK,

[LEAD] OK, CHAINSAW BOY!

I NEED WEED, I NEED GAS,
NEED THESE POLITICIANS TO KISS MY ASS,
HISTORY ALWAYS PROVES STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES,
HEY I AIN'T TRYIN' TO BE AN ASSHOLE,
I’LL LEAVE THAT UP TO ELON MUSK,
   
I NEED MONEY, I NEED LUCK,
NEED A LEADER THAT GIVES A F-F-F-F@#K, 
THERE’S JUST NO JUSTICE ANYMORE, HELL I GUESS THERE NEVER WAS,
HEY I AIN'T TRYIN' TO BE AN ASSHOLE,
I’LL LEAVE THAT UP TO ELON MUSK,
NO I AIN’T TRYIN' TO BE NO ASSHOLE,
THAT CROWN BELONGS TO ELON MUSK,
OUR NON-ELECTED ELON MUSK!

BY JIM VALDES © 2025

"ELON MUSK"

STUPID IDIOT

TRAPPED

AL GREEN

PHANTOM

SMILEY DA SPOOK - DARKSIDE OF THE SOUTHSIDE

Hi everybody, my name is Jim and I’m a songwriter, I've written over 300 songs, I play guitar, bass, piano, and am a pretty good lyricist.  I play all types of music and have my own recording studio.  I use no A.I. or DAW or any computers to make my songs, all the instruments are played by me live on a multitrack studio recorder and Charlie, my vocalist, sings most of my songs and also plays the Harmonica on several tracks. I'm not a pro or a great musician but I do what I can with the tools that I have! I belong to the "Keep Humans In Music Movement" (KHMM)! Thanks everyone for listening and the world needs more music now, real music made by HUMANS not MACHINES! So let's all sing a song with our own voices, please! If anyone wants to collaborate, I am more than willing to do so and help write music or lyrics with any artists here on SoundCloud! Take care!👍😎✌🏼.

I love anything weird, strange, esoteric, enigmatic and unconventional in art.
Mostly do Electronic, Downtempo, IDM, Witch House, and Ambient music. (with some hip hop thrown into the mix)

podcasting:
ogg = https://sarigama.namaste.jp/nipples
mpee3 = https://sarigama.namaste.jp/iDoze

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