Vocals, Writing
@killjogger

Instrumentals
@greeks_shit

To catch a predator.

Lyrics
[Verse 1]
If i can't have you 
no one can
im in my yard
shootin at cans
im at the gun range
hitting shots
making sure my aim
does not go soft

[Chorus 1]
ive got my revolver in my coat
i didn't take my depacot
im loading my 38. snub nosed
blood running like snot right from your nose

ill shoot you down
with my 38
ill head to town
with my 38
ill shoot you down
with my 38
ill head to town
with my 38

[Verse 2]
conceal carry, is for me
not a single site to see
ill shoot down, without pitty
ill shoot you, ill make a scene

[Chorus 2]
ill shoot you down
you wont get away
ill shoot you down
with my 38
i know my lifes
never gonna change
ill head to town
with my 38

[Verse 3]
If i cant have you
no one can
youll never see
another man
you will never 
date again
murder-suicide
that is the plan

ive got my revolver in my coat
i didn't take my depacot
im loading my 38. snub nosed
blood running like snot right from your nose

you cant run, and you cant hide
ill only be happy once we've died
i cant love again, already tried
come out now, dont be shy

[Chorus 3]
ill shoot you down
with my 38
ill head to town
with my 38
ill shoot you down
with my 38
ill head to town
with my 38

38. Snub Nosed

Another cover song with no meaning. this was fun.

High School Blink193 ( PinkGuy Cover )

lyrics:

all these ugly whores calling me an lonely incel
first you need some clothes ‘cus you’re going to hell
all these ugly whores i just know ur bf is black
all these ugly whores the solution is a bitchslap

and u have no father, lucky he doesnt have to see u
fucking every guy, a walking hole and he has no clue
ur a fucking whore 
and i hate ur mum 
and i hate ur friends
because they failed
ur a fucking whore
giving every hole
such a fucking jezebel u have to die

all these ugly whores calling me an incel
first you need some clothes ‘cus you’re going to hell
all these ugly whores i just know ur bf is black
all these ugly whores the solution is a bitchslap

ugly whores

Allegations prod Peril

my wife left and took the kids

that piano 1:53

i dont know how to structure this yet

glitterinveins - you make me so sick (demo instrumental)

I heard https://soundcloud.com/jpegcoffin song estrogen with this beat and decided to use it as well.  


Beat prod.@23arms


One day after school you came over we were chatting everything was cool
Then I looked through your phone realized im a fool
Im a pawn to you and a fucking tool your a fucking whore


Fuck you fuck my life 
Your the reason I committed suicide 
Brains on the ceiling


Fuck you fuck my life 
Your the reason I committed suicide 
And now your grieving
 	 

Mad you got  called out
Now you threatening to sue me wow
Coming up with fake allegations too
Saying i raped you but that's not true 
The shit you put me through


Fuck you fuck my life 
Your the reason I committed suicide 
Brains on the ceiling


Fuck you fuck my life 
Your the reason I committed suicide 
And now your grieving


Today i will die and your the reason
Today i will die and your the reason
You're The Reason

You're The Reason

Is it that hard(imar diss)

I heard @jpegcoffin song estrogen with this beat and decided to use it as well.

This is a bonus verison im posting cause I changed the mix a bit but I liked both versions so im posting them both.

Beat prod.@23arms

One day after school you came over we were chatting everything was cool
Then I looked through your phone realized im a fool
Im a pawn to you and a fucking tool your a fucking whore

Fuck you fuck my life
Your the reason I committed suicide
Brains on the ceiling

Fuck you fuck my life
Your the reason I committed suicide
And now your grieving

Mad you got called out
Now you threatening to sue me wow
Coming up with fake allegations too
Saying i raped you but that's not true
The shit you put me through

Fuck you fuck my life
Your the reason I committed suicide
Brains on the ceiling

Fuck you fuck my life
Your the reason I committed suicide
And now your grieving

Today i will die and your the reason
Today i will die and your the reason
You're The Reason

You're The Reason (Bonus Version)

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Twisted Teatime E72 Solomon's Key

Omg Im so Incelcore, I'm so Incelcore, i play skate 3 all day 🥀 holy cringe asf, but its my first song btw

I hate all my friends (I don't have tho)

Dumb white bitch

lyric
i saw you and your ex yesterday
that shit hurt me bad so i left that place
i see the stars in the sky
 and they kiss my face
telling me everything will be alright

i tried to rewind time to 
when we were young
and we loved to the fullest
we tried to getaway 
to a place alone
and our love was the cutest

you </3 him

shoutout kyle's clips

everytime we kiss, it's always in my head, when will i ever get my happy end
i dont know, how i can grow, when every winter i act so bitter
i like to pretend, i like to play dead, eventually it'll all be over soon
cuz

my monthly suicide, im always in pain
my monthly suicide, cant break the chain
my monthly suicide, you deserve my pain
my monthly suicide, my monthly suicide
im not the man you think i am

active shooter, in my head, in my mind
Active coomer, in my cries, in my whine
active shooter, in my head and in my mind
Active coomer, in my cries, in my whine
and every time i try i always die

every time i cry, there's no point to try, because im just a little guy
im just too shy, i just say goodbye, no time to talk, no time at all
i like to pretend, i like to play dead, eventually it'll all be over soon
cuz

my monthly suicide, im always in pain
my monthly suicide, cant break the chain
my monthly suicide, you deserve my pain
my monthly suicide, my monthly suicide
im not the man you think i am

active shooter, in my head, in my mind
Active coomer, in my cries, in my whine
active shooter, in my head and in my mind
Active coomer, in my cries, in my whine
and every time i try i always die

Active Shooter Pooner Doomer

playing little kitty big city on my xbox

Loser with a 9 to 5, make rock music as a hobby. I think I'm on all platforms. Hope you enjoy.

Glory to god
Chirstpilled

Z-list incelcore artist

incel slop music

no spotify bc im broke ):

edgelord incel
don't take my music seriously

Fucked up loser who can’t cope with anything but music

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music or something

i mostly make instrumentals for now

New tracks tagged #Incel