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A bright, light electronic pop music, with simple  melody by piano, pluck synth and bells. Suitable for community, information, advertising, podcast and more.

For licensing, contact
https://www.Shockwave-Sound.com
https://www.LynnePublishing.com


Little Treasures, Vol. 3

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Step right up for the most authentic vacation money can’t buy! “Camping: The Experience™” is a hilariously honest infomercial jingle that roasts the entire idea of “getting back to nature.” Packed with tongue-in-cheek sales pitches, retro jingle energy, and brutal truths about tent life, this song will have you laughing through the mud, mosquitoes, and questionable bathroom decisions. Perfect for anyone who’s ever survived a rain-soaked family trip, loves comedy-pop, or just needs to hear someone else admit that camping might be a conspiracy. Tag your friends who swear it’s “fun”—then play this on repeat as you question every life choice by flashlight.
For fans of parody, upbeat nostalgia, and group singalongs, this track will get you on every comedy and playlist algorithm worth its bug spray. Hit like, share with your favorite nature skeptic, and prepare for soggy snacks and side-eye!

Lyrics:


Tired of comfort? Had enough of working WiFi and clean sheets?
Introducing… Camping: The Experience!

Have you dreamed of sleeping on rocks,
In a tent you barely remember buying?
Need a fresh dose of mud in your socks,
And kids asking, “Why are you crying?”
For just four easy payments of sanity and pride,
You’ll get dirt in places you never knew you had!

Camping! The Experience
Why book a hotel when you could lose your mind?
Forget the weather—
Embrace the bugs!
Your bed’s outside, and your snacks are soggy!

No bathroom? No problem!
We’ve included the “Walk of Shame" in the dark!
Your neighbors are raccoons,
The shower is “optional,”
And your spouse is questioning your life choices!

Side effects may include:
Mosquito bites, relationship tension,
Unexplainable smells, and learning what poison ivy actually looks like.

Camping! The Experience
You’ll bond as a family (or declare war)!
Rain or shine, it’s a memory
You’ll never, ever, ever forget.
(But next time you plan a vacation, just book the hotel!)

Camping: The Experience
Order now and we’ll throw in… a free existential crisis!

Camping: The Experience™ (Now With Extra Mosquitoes!)

Get ready for the most unnecessary innovation since sliced bread—Shiitake’s Pre-Boiled Water™! This hilarious retro infomercial jingle remix is your soundtrack for peak laziness, poking fun at modern “convenience culture.” Complete with comedy pop flair, 90s cheese, over-the-top singalongs, and those “But WAIT, there’s more!” moments. The future is here, and it’s already boiled.


Stream, share, and tag a friend who’d actually buy this.
#ParodyLife #InfomercialJams #ConvenienceOverload

Lyrics:


In a world… where boiling water is just too much…

You’re tired, you’re busy, you’re thirsty for more,
The kettle’s too heavy, your spirit is sore.
Why waste your life waiting for bubbles to rise?
We’ve got the answer—open up your eyes!

Shittake's Pre-Boiled Water in a Bag!
Skip the hassle, skip the heat,
Hydration never came so sweet.
Shittake's Pre-Boiled Water in a Bag!
Just sip and smile, you’ve won the game—
Your lazy dreams now have a name!

But wait—order in the next ten minutes,
and we’ll throw in an extra bag…
FOR FREE!

No more pots, no more steam,
We bring you water—like in your dreams!
Convenience kings, that’s who we are—
Hydrate yourself, be a superstar!

Shittake's Pre-Boiled Water in a Bag!
No more burning, no more spills,
Just premium water—cures all ills!
Shittake's Pre-Boiled Water in a Bag!
The future is here—
Just pour, and cheer!

Shittake's … Pre-Boiled Water… in a Bag.

Shiitake’s Pre-Boiled Water™

A satirical dance anthem that rips apart the illusion of freedom sold like a late-night infomercial. The track calls out subscription-style tyranny, clearance-bin democracy, and justice wrapped in plastic, all while riding a hypnotic, bass-heavy club beat. Equal parts absurd and terrifyingly real, this is the soundtrack to a system that treats your rights like a limited-time offer. Play it loud, laugh through the chaos, and dance while the fine print steals your soul.

Lyrics:

This message is brought to you by The Court of Clowns
Limited Time Offer! Act now before freedom runs out
But wait there’s more! Order democracy today and we’ll throw in a FREE surveillance state
I bought freedom and all I got was this ankle monitor
Operators are standing by

Subscription tyranny first month free
Premium package comes with ads for me
Terms and conditions on your soul apply
Easy to install impossible to pry
Checks and balances? Pay-per-view
Renew your rights with a yearly due
Act now they said don’t delay
The fine print whispers your choice decays

Satisfaction guaranteed
Or your country back decreed
Results not typical void where banned
Your freedom’s gone supply’s in demand

Buy one Republic get one free
One free one free no guarantee
Buy one Republic get one free
Backorder backorder eternally

Buy one Republic get one free
Hands up hands up sign the deed
Buy one Republic get one free
All night all night no warranty

Send your prayers by PayPal tithe your vote
Ten percent of your soul ninety gone remote
Holy gavel drops through a bargain screen
Justice wrapped in plastic sold pristine
Gerrymander maps with every buy
Lines redrawn while the people cry
Your children’s future? Ads between
Freedom’s discontinued clearance bin

Are YOU saved? Credit check required
Declined declined rights expired
Call now this freedom won’t last long
Centuries old and it’s already gone

Buy one Republic get one free
One free one free no guarantee
Buy one Republic get one free
Backorder backorder eternally

Buy one Republic get one free
Hands up hands up sign the deed
Buy one Republic get one free
All night all night no warranty

This message is brought to you by Terms and Conditions Apply
Void where prohibited valid only while supplies last

Act now shipping and handling extra
Ship ship ship
But wait there’s more a free gerrymander map
Cut cut cut
I bought the Premium Tyranny Package now with ads
Every prayer interrupted by a brand
Void void void

Raise your hand swear to the brand
Brand
Raise your hand justice pre-planned
Scam
Raise your hand product denied
Lie
Raise your hand freedom has died
Die
Side effects may include despair corruption authoritarian collapse
No Refunds No Refunds

Buy one Republic get one free
One free one free no guarantee
Buy one Republic get one free
Backorder backorder eternally

Buy one Republic get one free
Hands up hands up sign the deed
Buy one Republic get one free
All night all night no warranty

This message has been brought to you by The End of Your Rights
No refunds No exchanges All sales final
Buy one Republic get one free
…plus tax

Buy One Republic, Get One Free

Conjuring up a narrative where information & fantasy combine into great story-telling. A mysterious edge & fleeting shards of light give the piece a strange hypnotic quality as if being led deeper & deeper into a fascinating story. (Stem files available.)

For licensing, contact
https://www.LynnePublishing.com


A Story In Time

This funky satire takes aim at judgment and hypocrisy with playful sarcasm and sharp wit. Judge Away paints the critics as clowns wearing flimsy paper crowns that melt in the rain, showing how empty their opinions really are. The lyrics flip judgment into comedy, mocking finger-pointers while celebrating resilience, survival, and dancing through storms. It’s part jingle, part anthem, and part mirror held up to society, exposing just how ridiculous judging others can be.

Lyrics:

Do you feel the uncontrollable urge to judge other people’s lives?
Tired of surviving your own storms, so you critique someone else’s?
Well, have we got the product for you… introducing: JUDGE AWAY™!

Oooh, Judge Away, yeah!

Step right up, don’t be shy,
Opinions stacked a mile high!
Never walked my road, never paid my dues,
But you’ve got a script for lives you’ll never choose.

Ooooh, satisfaction guaranteed,
Empty words are all you need!

Judge Away—it’s the product of the day!
Paper crowns of glory that dissolve in the rain.
Judge Away—operators on the line,
But survival isn’t weakness, babe, it’s redesign!

Judge Away! Judge Away!

Act now, don’t miss this chance,
Throw your stones, do the judgment dance!
Point your finger, fake your stance,
Clap along while you dig your paper grave.

Ooooh, satisfaction guaranteed,
Hypocrisy comes shipped for free!

Judge Away—it’s the product of the day!
Paper crowns of glory that dissolve in the rain.
Judge Away—don’t forget to call tonight,
But resilience is the rhythm, and we’re dancing through the fight!

Judge Away! Judge Away!

That’s right, folks! For only zero dollars down,
you too can criticize lives you’ll never understand!
But wait—there’s more! Call now and get a bonus crown,
crafted from 100% recyclable judgment!

Paper crown! Paper crown!
Won’t last long, won’t last strong!

Judge! Judge! Judge away!
Your paper crown won’t last a day!
Judge! Judge! Judge away!
We’re still dancing, come what may!

Judge Away—it’s the product of the day!
Paper crowns of glory that dissolve in the rain.
Judge Away—this future’s built to last,
And the only thing you’re selling, babe, is your paper past!

Judge Away! Judge Away!

Warning: side effects of Judge Away may include
hypocrisy, bitterness, and an inability to dance through storms.
Ask your heart if survival is right for you…

Oooh, Judge Awaaay… Judge Awaaay…

Judge Away

Just hit 4 million plays in December 2025 for the last 2 years of plays.
I enabled fan support if anyone wants to support my music :P lol None of it is monetized fyi. Almost at 4 million plays!
Videos and stuff on Suno and Youtube.
Just think of my music as having access to a catalog of music from an alternate timeline. aka Interdimensional Radio. I put a lot of work into most of my songs. There's a lot of songs, I know. I use several AI and my home studio. Please leave a comment on any songs you like. It gets lonely here sometimes :) cashapp me if you want to support me but I don't expect anything from anyone, just enjoy the tunes. None of my music is monetized anywhere. Feel free to use it, remix it, etc. I just make it for fun... There is a 0.0001% chance of me making a career out of this or anything lol

Just have fun with the songs. There is a bit of everything but mostly stuff I like which leans towards the synth/rock/retrowave/rap genres typically but not always.

Do Not DM Me With Unsolicited Promotion/Offer/Gig Spam. I only respond to comments! Violators will be simulated! I'm not interested in buying art from you or any sort of paid marketing services. I do appreciate genuine comments though... :)

Again, my music is not monetized anywhere, You can support me on Patreon or the cashapp link above or you can support the jams using the following cryptocurrency addresses:
Bitcoin: 1FBN84Rbw612pLpnyFn8orH5JdjaqhUr18
Litecoin: LeWKV2SwbSr1YotCSD99pnTSTA53xcQk2Z
Dogecoin: DNJA2vr7Jo7T7PKUGmASxULm8hXN4TLHRt
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Solana: D2qBCM261m2kVrGArg1vWuMaXbmTQ4NnzoMv26vZE3Ts

I built Shiitake Products because the world needed a home for beautiful nonsense and soul-splitting truth.

Sometimes that looks like a dancefloor meltdown at 2am.
Sometimes it's a button that says "Mildly Okay Human."
Sometimes it's a whispered hymn to grief.

It's all real. It's all me.
This is my multiverse, and you're invited.
Here, AI collides with human emotion to create music that actually means something. From dark trap bangers to cinematic alt-rock anthems, from emo-folk confessionals to glitch-satire ballads, every track is a story, a mood, a moment.
Not built for algorithms. Built to feel.
🎧 Genres? Trap. EDM. Alt-rock. Rap-rock. Folk. Comedy. Chaos.
🧠 Themes? Rage. Love. ADHD spirals. Existential dread. Healing. Heartbreak. Hope.
🎯 Mission? To punch through the noise, and hit something real.
🔥 Want your story turned into a song? I do that.
🎁 Every listen helps fund more sonic experiments, more weird merch, and more beautiful noise.
🔗 Links:
🎶 Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/7Hk4B9nLJs5XwqQEqOdMaU
🍎 Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/artist/shiitakeproducts/1766960367
☕ Support / Custom Songs: ko-fi.com/shiitakeproducts
🌐 More chaos: shiitakeproducts.com
⚠️ Marketers & "design bros" beware: I will waste your time on purpose.

Lynne Publishing is a music label representing a library of high-quality, carefully developed and curated production music, available to license for use in your own media.We develop our own music with contracted professional composers, both young and exciting talents and experienced film- and TV composers.

All our music is available for easy licensing for use in media creations, such as videos, films, games, TV, online, social media, corporate use, etc. To obtain a Master Synchronization license for any of music, contact us via www.LynnePublishing.com

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