the car? The unpaid, unthanked chauffeur of broken hearts, empty wallets, and half-drunk philosophers who spill beer in your backseat? Congratulations — this track is your soundtrack.

“Free Private Taxi” is a dub-soaked midnight ride: heavy bass like tires screeching, echoes like drunk laughter from the backseat, and lyrics that perfectly capture the honor (read: idiocy) of always being the one who drives.

No GPS, no cash, no glory — just headlights, sarcasm, and fuel money straight from your own pocket. It’s Uber without the 5-star rating, Lyft without the tips, a taxi service powered entirely by poor life choices and emotional blackmail.

So buckle up. The clown’s at the wheel.
And yes… the ride is always free.

Lyrics:

I’m the rolling clown with the fuel I buy,
The king of favors, don’t ask me why.
Door unlocked, engine humming,
You text “pick me up” — and here I’m coming.

No GPS, I know your scheme,
Psychic Uber of your dream.
Wave of a hand, no coins, no cash,
Just me burning tires in a midnight dash.

Free private taxi, this is me —
Take you where you wanna be.
If early morning or dark night —
I pick you up with headlight bright. 

Backseat full of half-drunk friends,
I drive in circles, story never ends.
Thank-you note? Ha, never seen,
Just a wave goodbye from the drama queen.

I’m the chauffeur of lost romance,
Your midnight ride, your cheap last chance.
Every handshake, short and cold,
Costs me gas and my soul’s sold.

Free private taxi, this is me —
Take you where you wanna be.
If early morning or dark night —
I pick you up with headlight bright. 

Trigger words: honk, laugh, ride, crash,
Burning rubber, empty dash.
Punchline life on four cheap wheels,
Sarcasm’s the only tip I feel.

Free private taxi, this is me —
Take you where you wanna be.
If early morning or dark night —
I pick you up with headlight bright.
Free private taxi, always free —
The biggest fool you’ll ever see.

Take You Where You Wanna Be (Dub Version)

🍪🌴 When love turns into a snack aisle crime scene… this tropical house x dub x psycho-dub fusion is all about cookie betrayal at its finest.

She swore off chocolate chips like a monk renouncing sin. I believed her. I trusted her. Then boom—corner store confession: “I love double fudge with sugar glaze.” Now I’m standing in a bass-heavy jungle of beats, palm trees swaying, riddims echoing, and the ghost of every broken cookie promise haunting me.

This isn’t just a track. It’s a dub-drenched investigation into sugar lies and late-night cravings, with steel drums, wobbling bass, and enough echo to make your neighbor’s cat question its life choices.

⚡ Warning: Side effects may include sudden dancing, uncontrollable cookie consumption, and whispering “double standards” at strangers in the snack aisle.

So grab your shades, grab your chips (or don’t, liar 👀), and dive into the most tropical cookie-meltdown soundtrack of the year.

Lyrics:

You told me once in the morning light
No chocolate chips they don't feel right
You said it like it was gospel truth
I believed every word from you

But then last night at the corner store
I heard you say you love them more
Double fudge with a sugar glaze
Now I don't know your cookie ways

Are you sweet, are you bitter, are you just confused
Or is this some game that you like to use
You've got double standards, double bites
Changing the flavor overnight
Yesterday you swore no choco chips
Today you're swimming in cocoa dips
Double standards, sugar lies
Can't keep track, can't compromise
Maybe you forgot, or maybe you planned it
Either way, you've double standard it

It's not the cookie, it's the way you switch
Like every truth comes with a glitch
One day black then the next day white
You make wrong feel like it's right
Do you mean what you say or just like to pretend
Can't tell where you start, can't tell where you end

You've got double standards, double bites
Changing the flavor overnight
Yesterday you swore no choco chips
Today you're swimming in cocoa dips
Double standards, sugar lies
Can't keep track, can't compromise
Maybe you forgot, or maybe you planned it either way girl
You've double standard it

Maybe it's not the cookies at all
Maybe it's just the way you fall
In and out of what you say
Like the truth's on holiday

Double standards, double bites
Changing the flavor overnight
Yesterday you swore no choco chips
Today you're swimming in cocoa dips
Double standards, sugar lies
Can't keep track, can't compromise
Maybe you forgot, or maybe you planned it either way girl
You've double standard it

Double Standards (Tropical Dub Version)

🌴🔥 Imagine your shadows skanking in slow motion while the bassline rattles your chest and the offbeat guitar keeps you swaying. This reggae cut takes the ghost of a love you can’t escape and drapes it in sunshine — bittersweet, smoky, and groovy.

“Shadows drip, won’t fade from me…” becomes less of a curse and more of a chant, rolling like waves against the shore. Horns echo like distant calls, the mouth organ weeps like a midnight street singer, and a voice in the background teases: “poor you…”

It’s haunted love in reggae form — heavy on the dub reverb, light on the worry. Perfect for late-night rooftop smoke sessions, drifting city walks, or staring at the horizon wondering why the bass knows your secrets.

Turn it up, let it stalk you on the offbeat, and dance with your ghosts. 🎶

Lyrics:

Shadows drip, won’t fade from me
Every street, you’re all I see
Low flow, slow glow, deadly show
Where I stand or where I go

Can’t explain, can’t let it slide
You’re the hum I can’t deny
Midnight static in my head
Pulling on my every thread

Come on and haunt me — stalk me — follow me and chase me
You have the key — will never be free
Come on and haunt me — stalk me — follow me and chase me
Are you happy now to hear and see — such misery melody?

Cold flame, lost name, looping frame
Every move, you mark my name
Dead-end daylight, haunted nights
You rewire all my lights

Try to run, you rewind me
Same old reel, same old scene
You’re the glitch inside the glow
Negative flow in stereo

Come on and haunt me — stalk me — follow me and chase me
You have the key — will never be free
Come on and haunt me — stalk me — follow me and chase me
Are you happy now to hear and see — such misery melody?

Neon breath, the city slow
Harp like rain, the sirens low
Every step, you reappear
Mouth organ crying in my ear

Come on and haunt me — stalk me — follow me and chase me
You have the key — will never be free
Come on and haunt me — stalk me — follow me and chase me
Are you happy now to hear and see — such misery melody?

Haunt Me (Reggae Version)

why?

Kali Tui – Vosota meets Kelly Rowland & Nelly – Gone in this powerful fusion.
A smooth blend of island soul and R&B classics — made to entertain, feel, and just vibe with. 🌺🔥

Remixed by DJ Kingsman (United Tunez) — bringing Pacific rhythm to a global sound.
🎧 Listen now on SoundCloud and YouTube.
💿 Support the artists — buy and stream the original tracks from official stores.


KALI TUI X KELLY ROWLAND X NELLY (V0S0TA VS GONE)



This week on Hydrated Radio Show: Jen Stallard (@jen-stallard)

With a distain for convention & a love for pushing boundaries that drives her musical choices, a thousand lifetimes wouldn’t be enough time to #adventure through music for Jen.

Irish born & raised, this rebel now calls #sydney home. She’s caused many a #DanceFloor to turn groovy not least the dusty desert home of a thousand hippies, Celtic Chaos at Burning Man Project along with Burning seed, Subsonic, Lost Paradise, Slyfox, Civic Underground & a fair few house parties that ended in eviction notices.

Founder of globetrotting #yoga & #electronicmusic merger Deep House Yoga Project with her best friend, she’s currently exploring the rabbit holes of #ableton in a quest to bring her own tunes to life.

This nefelibata meticulously curates interesting journeys that will take you to wild #ethereal wonderlands you didn’t know existed & never wish to depart.
Strap yourself in for an eclectic ride on a melodic #magick carpet of #deephouse & #progressivehouse with heavy sprinkles of classical, retro femme fatale vocals & cowboy vibes. Yep you read that right. Saddle up buster *winky face*

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HYDRATED RADIO SHOW
Born in Ibiza and streamed across the globe, the Hydrated Ibiza radio show is hosted by @MaximilianoIbz and guests every Thursday from 14h to 15h (CET) on 97.2FM in Ibiza and #Formentera and www.pureibizaradio.com around the world. The weekly broadcast gives Maximiliano a platform from which to share his passion for #healthylifestyle, #hydration, #Design and music alongside a selection of hand-picked guests and partners whose values are in alignment with the brand. Tune in and turn it up!

Follow the program: www.ibizadesignstudio.com/hydrated-ibiza/
Tune in, on-demand: @maximilianoibz

CONTACT
Stay in touch, stay hydrated! Keep up to date with Hydrated Ibiza via the web, email and social media at the following links.

Web: www.ibizadesignstudio.com/hydrated-ibiza/
Info and bookings: info@ibizadesignstudio.com
Listen: @maximilianoibz
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Sponsored by: Ibiza Design Studio, Passion Cafe & Can Tec

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HRS292 - JEN STALLARD - Hydrated Radio show on Pure Ibiza Radio - 16.10.25

✨ New DJ Set by Gretka B ✨
Feel the summer energy, Latino grooves, and Afro-house rhythms — pure island sunshine in every beat ☀️💃

Recorded with love between the beach and the dancefloor — this mix is all about good vibes, freedom, and connection 🌊💫
Turn it up loud, close your eyes, and let the rhythm take you somewhere warm 🌴

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Follow for more mixes & live sets 💽

Gretka B - Good Vibes only

This dub track was born somewhere between enlightenment and mosquito bites — when the frogs started beatboxing and the moon dropped the bass.

“Fish Pond Melody” isn’t just music — it’s aquatic therapy with reverb. 🐟✨
Close your eyes, let your chakras wobble, and imagine your soul as a goldfish with a subwoofer.

Warning: prolonged listening may cause
— spontaneous serenity,
— unexplainable shoulder sways,
— and the sudden urge to whisper ‘you were meant to be’ to your bathtub.

🎧 Artist: Unbekannter Künstler
🎵 Track: Fish Pond Melody
💦 100% organic dub. No autotune, only amphibians.

Lyrics:

Night falls — softly —
Light breaks — slowly.
Mind drifts — open —
Heart stays — holy.

Fish pond, remedy,
Flow inside of me.
Stillness, energy —
You were meant to be.

No before, no after,
Only this — this water.
Every breath — reflection,
Every wave — direction.

Fish pond, remedy,
Flow inside of me.
Stillness, energy —
You were meant to be.

No sound, no gravity,
Only clarity.
Fish pond, remedy —
Stay inside of me.

Fish Pond Melody

Ever been to a place that felt meh, only to return later and think, “Wow, did they secretly install paradise while I was gone?” That’s this track — a chillwave samba postcard from your brain’s lost-and-found department. 🌴💭

It’s got wind that whispers in Bossa Nova, sand that remembers your bad dance moves, and a rhythm that gently reminds you: maybe you were the problem, not the weather.

“So if you are coming around again…” — it’s not a threat, it’s an invitation. Bring sunscreen, low expectations, and your best regrets. The beat’s smooth, the mood’s warm, and somewhere between the maracas and the melancholy, you’ll start to grin for no reason.

🎶 File under: “Songs that make you accidentally sway in your kitchen wearing headphones and an existential smile.”

Lyrics:

Soft wind over empty ground,
I know this place, but not the sound.
Same horizon, different hue,
The air remembers more than you.

So if you are coming around again…
You might find what you missed back then.
So if you are coming around again…
You might find what you missed back then.

Stone turns warm where the sunlight lands,
Water moves between my hands.
Every echo bends in time,
Every shadow learns to shine.

So if you are coming around again…
You might find what you missed back then.
So if you are coming around again…
You might find what you missed back then.

It’s not the road that changed —
It’s how you walk it.
It’s not the view that fades —
It’s how you look again.

So if you are coming around again…
Coming around again…
You might find what you missed back then.
Just come… around… again.

So if you are coming around again…
You might find what you missed back then.
So if you are coming around again…
You might find what you missed back then.

So if you are coming around again…
Coming around again…
You might find what you missed back then.
Just come… around… again.

So If You Are Coming Around Again

Reggae grooves, dancehall bangers and sweet soca anthems from the greatest to the latest that keep the vibes UP!!

Caribics Cube Vol. 2

MAXIMILIANO – BIOGRAPHY  
Fusing Chilean warmth, German structure and a true Ibiza soul, Maximiliano is a DJ and designer of experiences with a difference. As a child, Maximiliano absorbed many different styles of music at home, thanks to his father’s sincere belief that music should be an essential part of life. From the jazz and classical sounds of his youth to the emotional deep, organic DJ sets he spins in the present, Maximiliano displays a deep affinity with all music. Upon moving to the Mediterranean island of Ibiza in 2005, he kicked off his musical career in hotels, villas, boat parties, clubs and on radio shows, and has since firmly established himself as an in-demand selector and creator of multi-sensory experiences. Hydrated Ibiza is part of the next chapter in his career trajectory.

HYDRATED RADIO SHOW  Born in Ibiza and streamed across the globe, the Hydrated Ibiza Radio show is hosted by Maximiliano and guests every Thursday from 14h to 15h (CET) on 97.2FM in Ibiza and Formentera and www.pureibizaradio.com around the world. The weekly broadcast gives Maximiliano a platform from which to share his passion for health, hydration, design and music alongside a selection of hand-picked guests and partners whose values are in alignment with the brand. Tune in and turn it up!

Water is the very essence of life for humans and Mother Earth alike. Without it, we cannot survive; with it, we are united as one. Raising awareness of this sacred element is at the heart of Hydrated Ibiza, where the harmonious connection between their own health and self-sustainable life on the planet is at the forefront of its offerings. After all, water is a right for everyone – not a privilege. Now is a crossroads for great change – the music industry, and the world around it, are ready to evolve. Hydrated Ibiza is a symbol of hope and a pioneer of positivity in a world that needs our help to heal.

Follow the program: www.ibizadesignstudio.com/hydrated-ibiza/ &  www.facebook.com/hydratedibiza

info & Bookings: info@ibizadesignstudio.com
www.facebook.com/Ibizadesignstudio

#MaximilianoIbz #hydratedibiza  #hydratedibizaradioshow  #PureIbizaRadio #IbizaDesignStudio #ibiza2022

Open Format Event DJ from Toronto living in Vancouver, BC

From high-energy dancefloors, intimate gatherings, or a Sunday afternoon patio set, Sugacane delivers a soundscape you'll remember long after the last track.

Bookings: contact@sugacanesound.com

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