This is the "YO KRIS! I'M" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Jaywalker Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Kris get's hit by a car!
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🌟 < ooooooo! look at me! i'm in the middle of the road!
🌟 < and you're POWERLESS to stop me!
👮‍♂️ < heh... i might be...
👮‍♂️ < but HE isn't.
🌟 < huh
❓ < (Crash!)
🌟 < AHHHDAGNAMWWJFDHVNBB ASDAMFSSAF
👮‍♂️ < Thank you Lou Albano as Mario from the Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
🍄 < Ya' welcome, kid.
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @chispthe5threal with help from @theres-two-of-them
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
vocals by @chispthe5threal
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Pedophile Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Jaywalker Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. I RECOVERED FROM THE SICKNESS YOU CAN NEVER KILL ME SIGNED THLOT

(Pipejam 6) [DELTARUNE: THE JAYWALKER PUPPET] - HEY SPAMTON, I'M

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song by @theres-two-of-them with help from @chispthe5threal
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Pedophile Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Jaywalker Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. I rejected it because I wanted to make a song I think

-chisp

(Pipejam 6) jaywalker nyctba rejected concept

This is the "[Peter O. "Spamton" File Jr.] [Conviction: Unlawful Sexual Activity with Certain Minors] [Response: Peter and his attorney could not be reached for comment.]" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Jaywalker Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Kris' soul is lost wandering the streets of Brooklyn.
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👮‍♂️ < huh... the body's gone...
👮‍♂️ < guess someone already disposed of it...
👮‍♂️ < well! that makes my job alot easier!
👮‍♂️ < that's alot less people i've gotta pay off...
🌟 < HEY FUCKER
👮‍♂️ < AHUAKHUDASGDHASGHDAF
👮‍♂️ < it's a g-g-g-!
👮‍♂️ < GHOST!!!!!!
👮‍♂️ < AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
👮‍♂️ < PLEASEPLEASPEL PLEAEE DON;T KILL ME I'M SORRY I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT PLESEPPLEASE
🌟 < calm down man i'm not gonna kill you
👮‍♂️ < oh okay
👮‍♂️ < well then i'm gonna leave now if that's ok
🌟 < NO
🌟 < YOU KILLED ME, SO YOU GOTTA PAY THE PRICE
👮‍♂️ < don't hurt me
🌟 < listen maybe we can work out a...
🌟 < deal...
🌟 < ya'see. without a body, there's really no point in jaywalking?
🌟 < i can't die so... where's the thrill?
🌟 < but! in the king's garden!
🌟 < there's rumors that he's scientists have been developing a very special fertilizer that can make anything grow!!!
🌟 < upon impact with that car by body kinda exploded
🌟 < but i managed to find this!!
🌟 < (You got the severed hand.)
👮‍♂️ < WHAT THE FUCK
🌟 < you should have the key to the king's special gardens, right?
🌟 < if we can find that fertilizer...
🌟 < i can get my body back!!
👮‍♂️ < what's in it for me though?
🌟 < if you don't do this i'll kill you
👮‍♂️ < okay
🌟 < yay!!!!!! cue fanfare!!!!!
🌟 < (Kris joined the party.)
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @theres-two-of-them
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
vocals by @chispthe5threal but they aren't here right now
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Pedophile Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Jaywalker Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. DO YOU LIKE THE BLENDING ON KRIS' COLORS IM TOO SLEEPY TO WRITE AN AGGRESSIVE COMMENT RIGHT NOW SIGNED THLO

(Pipejam 6) [DELTARUNE: THE JAYWALKER PUPPET] - Kris J. Wallcer, age 15, of Homeatopolious, passed away on Thursday, July 7th, 2025 as the result of injuries sustained in an automobile accident.

This is the "Alarm Of Justice!" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Jaywalker Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Kris plays a song on the radio.
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👮‍♂️ < ...
👮‍♂️ < so uhhh....
👮‍♂️ < nice weather we're having...
🌟 < yeah i like it when it's really sunny like this
🌟 < shines in drivers eyes and makes it real hard for them to see
🌟 < adds an extra challenge to jaywalking
👮‍♂️ < ...
👮‍♂️ < say why do you even like jaywalking so much any-
🌟 < hey! wait! do you wanna listen to some music!
🌟 < i made this song myself
🌟 < (The CASSETTE was inserted into your truck's player.)

🌟 < so!!! what do you think!!!!
👮‍♂️ < ummmm uhhhhh hmmmmm
👮‍♂️ < it's uhhhh
👮‍♂️ < ([1] Lie      [2] Lie)
👮‍♂️ < good
👮‍♂️ < very good
🌟 < heh... i knew you'd say that...
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @theres-two-of-them
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
vocals by @chispthe5threal
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Pedophile Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Jaywalker Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. thlott is very sleepy. so i guess i gotta fill in again.... hmmmmm
it's very hard to hear but if you listen at around 0:22 you can hear the main a motif in the background

love you guys, spunch

[DELTARUNE: THE JAYWALKER PUPPET] - The BERGEN-TRUCK.

This is the "The Growing Forest" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Jaywalker Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Krisand Spamton go to the 'Under's Tale!'
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👮‍♂️ < the king's greenhouse...
👮‍♂️ < never really been here before... out of my jurisdiction.
🌟 < really
🌟 < ...
🌟 < this place uhh
🌟 < it feels
🌟 < off...
👮‍♂️ < what do you mean
🌟 < i mean for a place that stores plants isn't it kinda
🌟 < dark
👮‍♂️ < what are you scared or something
🌟 < shut up
🌟 < ...
🌟 < kinda
💻 < EXPERIMENT NUMBER 14
💻 < Nothing we do seems to work.
💻 < The plants just decay upon contact with the fertilizer. 
💻 < Although recent it seems of the failed subjects have been going... missing.
💻 < Did someone take them?
💻 < ...
💻 < Either way, we're a long ways away from testing on any darkner test subjects.
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @theres-two-of-them
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
vocals by @chispthe5threal (but they aren't in this song)
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Pedophile Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Jaywalker Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. COMPACT STAR YOU WILL DIE IN 48 HOURS SIGNED THLOT

[DELTARUNE: THE JAYWALKER PUPPET] - Wilted Flowers

This is "LE DIABLE INCARNÉ" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Jaywalker Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Kris? Kris. Kris. Kris!
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🌟 < wow... is this really it?
🌟 < the king's magnum opus...
🌟 < ...
🌟 < it kinda just looks like water.
👮‍♂️ < yeah idk why you were hyping it up like that
🌟 < me neither, honestly.
🌟 < ...
🌟 < anyways... you've got my hand so you might has well have the honors!
🌟 < wow! a new fresh body!
🌟 < think of how many streets i'll be able to jaywalk after this!
🌟 < i'll be unstoppable!
👮‍♂️ < (...)
👮‍♂️ < (i'm an officer but...)
👮‍♂️ < (i haven't been acting in the name of the law recently, have i?)
👮‍♂️ < (by doing this... by helping them...)
👮‍♂️ < (think of the lives i'd be ruining...)
👮‍♂️ < (...)
👮‍♂️ < (You grab the the fertilizer to your left instead.)
💻 < EXPERIMENT NUMBER 1224.
💻 < It's seems we have another failure on our hands.
💻 < Experiment Number 1224 seemed to work at first.
💻 < But after a few moments, the fertilizer grew out of control.
💻 < Before making the plant decay from the inside out.
💻 < We're close, that's for sure, but..
💻 < Make sure to keep this far away from any darkner test subjects.
👮‍♂️ < (You added EXPERIMENT NUMBER 1224 to the SEVERED HAND.)
👮‍♂️ < (It quickly grew into a brand new body.)
🌟 < hey! took you long enough!
🌟 < you know, spamton...
🌟 < i just wanted to say, i'm sorry for threatening you earlier.
🌟 < you're a great guy, y'know! and i'm sure you'll go on to do great things!
🌟 < so, if you ever have a spare moment,
🌟 < come visit me by main street! there's always an extra lane open for you!
👮‍♂️ < (...)
👮‍♂️ < (is this really... the right choice?)
👮‍♂️ < (do they really deserve this?)
👮‍♂️ < (it may be my duty as an officer to detain all criminals...)
👮‍♂️ < (but what about my duties as a...)
👮‍♂️ < k-kris... maybe on second thought...
🌟 < hmm? what did you say?
🌟 < anyways, this worked great! i'm all ba-
🌟 < ba- back...
🌟 < (Kris fell down.)
👮‍♂️ < kris?? hey. kris?????
🌟 < ...
🌟 < s-sp-spam.. ton...
🌟 < w-wha... what's w-wr... on.g.. wi.th me....
🌟 < i.. i...
🌟 < i f-eel... 
🌟 < i f.feel......
🌟 < Fantastic.
👮‍♂️ < kris??
🌟 < Thank you. Spamton.
🌟 < This new form is...
🌟 < Perfect.
🌟 < Now...
🌟 < Anything.
🌟 < Is possible.
👮‍♂️ < k-k-kris... w-what's...
🌟 < Shut up.
🌟 < I see right through you Spamton.
🌟 < You wanted me gone from the beginning.
🌟 < ...And look at how it backfired.
🌟 < My form is perfect.
🌟 < My body has peaked.]
🌟 < And now...
🌟 < I'M GONNA JAYWALK ACROSS THE HIGHWAY!
🌟 < HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @theres-two-of-them
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
vocals by @chispthe5threal but they aren't here right now
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Pedophile Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Jaywalker Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. DO YOU LIKE THE ART SIGNED THLOT
P.S. you said that one already i think
- sincerely, spunch

(Pipejam 6) [DELTARUNE: THE JAYWALKER PUPPET] - REINVIGORATE

This is "A 76318-054" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Jaywalker Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Kris gets hit by a truck!
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🌟 < I'm gonna jaywalk Spamton.
🌟 < And not you, or any of your 'friends' can stop me.
🌟 < Because I'm in the middle of you and the exit.
🌟 < And you're POWERLESS to stop me.
* Rory Nite parks outside of designated hours!
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @theres-two-of-them with help from @chispthe5threal
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
vocals by @chispthe5threal
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Pedophile Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Jaywalker Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. THANKS FOR ALL THOSE CAKES SIGNED THLOT

(Pipejam 6) [DELTARUNE: THE JAYWALKER PUPPET] - GONNA 💥 🚗 💥 💥 🚓 🚙  💥

This is the "FISH(??????)" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Jaywalker Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Spamton KILLS EVERYONE.
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🍄 < I hope ya' go to hell before you die.
Lou takes his final stand.
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @theres-two-of-them
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
vocals by Lou Albano
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Pedophile Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Jaywalker Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. IM THLOT SIGNED THLOT
p.s. man the creative writing here as really gone downhill smh

(Pipejam 6) [DELTARUNE: THE JAYWALKER PUPPET] - Avenge The Slain ~ SUPERMANIA!

This is "Heaven's Touch" replacement for our new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Jaywalker Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Kris refuses to die.
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👮‍♂️ < Here you go.
👮‍♂️ < The fertilizer.
🌟 < thanks spamton. this really means alot to me.
🌟 < you're a great guy, even if you're kinda a-
🌟 < (Kris fell down.) 
👮‍♂️ < Right on cue.
🌟 < w-what?
👮‍♂️ < You moron.
👮‍♂️ < That fertilizer...
👮‍♂️ < It was a failed experiment.
👮‍♂️ < Your body will begin to deteriorate any second now.
🌟 < b-but i-i...
👮‍♂️ < Just shut up.
👮‍♂️ < I have better things to do then to listen to a lowlife like you ramble about nonsense.
🌟 < ...
🌟 < well...
🌟 < i-in that c-case...
💻 < EXPERIMENT NUMBER 1225
💻 < (Shatter!)
🌟 < Let's get straight to the point, then?
* THE FINAL NIGHT approaches dawn.
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dialogue by @theres-two-of-them
song by @theres-two-of-them
thumbnail by @silksong-enthusiasts
vocals by @chispthe5threal
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Pedophile Puppet by PuppetPipelineFan
The Jaywalker Puppet by @50-funny-minecraft-team-n

P.S. UUUHHAPPY BIORTHDAY CHISP 💥 I THNIK IM NOT SUREIF ITS STILL GOIN G SIGNED THLOT

(Pipejam 6) [DELTARUNE: THE JAYWALKER PUPPET] - Freecard.

Jaywalker Big Shot v2 (SCRAPPED)

heh... watch your back everybody... because it's

WHEAT WATCHER @silksong-enthusiasts
EGG EXTRACTOR @[DEAD]
SUGAR STEALER @theres-two-of-them
MILK MASTER @chispthe5threal

and together... we are!!!

CAKE THIEVES!!!!!!!!

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