Shit Jingles - Misc

BazBall Blitz

sometimes i just wanna write a nice jingle

i wonder

made only using the wario land 4 soundfont, not made by yahiamice its more of a fansong/sequel to Theme of Horse by him.

The Cantaloupe Jingle

A wild, fizzy descent into flavor-induced madness “Everything Tastes Like Soda Now” is a hyperpop-glitchcore explosion that blends satire and sonic overload. With confident, emotionally charged vocals and a psychedelic club dance beat, this track mocks the overbranding of everyday life with trippy precision. Early 2000s jinglecore nostalgia collides with electro-pop chaos in a surreal, soda-drenched dystopia. This is your brain on syrup.

Get ready to drown in carbonation.
Hit play. Stay weird.

Lyrics:

Walked into the store, just wanted meat,
Beef stick staring back, says "Dr Pepper treat."
Mac & cheese now tastes like Sprite,
Toothpaste tingles with Baja Bite.

Coffee creamer? Root beer float.
Air freshener? Grape soda note.
Everything I breathe or chew
Is sponsored by Mountain Dew.

I think I’m stuck in a branded dream,
A neon world of high-fructose schemes.
No escape, just sugary screams,
Even my tears taste like citrus cream.

Everything tastes like soda now,
I don’t remember how real food sounds.
Cereal's fizzing, cheese is blue,
Ketchup’s cola, and the sky is too.
Help, I’m drowning in syrup clouds—
Everything tastes like soda now.
Soda now.
S-s-soda now.

Girlfriend kissed me, tongue went flat,
Said “You taste like Sprite”—I said, “Thanks for that.”
We held hands at the food court gates,
Where Cinnabon serves Pepsi shakes.

Chicken nuggets with a Fanta glaze,
Flamin’ Hot Coke in a taco phase,
Even the lettuce has carbonation—
This isn’t life, it’s liquidation.

“Okay so like—there’s Fanta in the cheese, there’s Pepsi in the breeze,
I just saw a man drinking Sprite out of a shoe.
The shampoo foams like cola, my pillow smells like Crush,
I think I ate a sandwich but it fizzed.
Why does the air taste like mountain dew?!”
Ahhhh...

I just want water.
Something flat.
Something quiet.
Can I have that?

Everything tastes like soda now,
Syrup dripping from the holy cow.
Even my thoughts are bubble-bound,
Snap, crackle, POP—I hit the ground.
Help, I’m stuck in a branded vow—
Everything tastes like soda now.
Soda now.
S-s-soda now.

“Flavor the world… flavor your life…”

Everything Tastes Like Soda Now

Alternative internet cricket commentary service covering Test and ODI cricket from around the world.

An artist trying to figure out how to make music along side GML (Game Maker Language, a coding language). Profile picture made by LCdirects, wasn't made for being a profile picture but I wanted it as my profile picture here.

Flinch, Then Ignite:  https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/shiitakeproducts/flinch-then-ignite

I built Shiitake Products because the world needed a home for beautiful nonsense and soul-splitting truth.

- Sometimes that looks like a dancefloor meltdown at 2am.
- Sometimes it’s a button that says “Mildly Okay Human.”
- Sometimes it’s a whispered hymn to grief.

It’s all real. It’s all me. This is my multiverse—and you’re invited.

Here, AI collides with human emotion to create music that actually means something.
From dark trap bangers to cinematic alt-rock anthems, from emo-folk confessionals to glitch-satire ballads—every track is a story, a mood, a moment.
Not built for algorithms.
Built to feel.

🎧 Genres? Trap. EDM. Alt-rock. Rap-rock. Folk. Comedy. Chaos.

🧠 Themes? Rage. Love. ADHD spirals. Existential dread. Healing. Heartbreak. Hope.

🎯 Mission? To punch through the noise—and hit something real.


🔥 Want your story turned into a song? I do that.

🎁 Every listen helps fund more sonic experiments, more weird merch, and more beautiful noise.

🔗 Links:
🎶 Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/7Hk4B9nLJs5XwqQEqOdMaU
🍎 Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/artist/shiitake-products/1766960367
☕ Support / Custom Songs: ko-fi.com/shiitakeproducts
🌐 More chaos: shiitakeproducts.com

⚠️ Marketers & "design bros" beware: I will waste your time on purpose.

ineffective, unsafe music for people who like compromises

i'm putting out 50 demos this year, follow to watch me slowly go insane

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