Ali Hassan (comedian) - THE FULL 49 MINUTE CONVO

Everything cute on dogs is ugly on humans, and you know it's true. A country anthem about the animals we love way more than other humans...DOGS! <3. I think we love dogs more than humans because they can't talk back, which means they rarely hurt our emotions and egos. Cheers to dogs!

EVERYTHING CUTE ON DOGS IS UGLY ON HUMANS (YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE)

Have you ever made a list of all of the things you wish to manifest in a romantic partner? If so, this song is for you! A song about all of the unrealistic expectations we place on to other people while searching for a soulmate. I hope this song makes you laugh, think, dance, and realize that other people are not meant to "satisfy" our needs and make us happy.

DREAM BOY

There was a time, long ago, where there was a team that did everything right without even knowing what they were doing. Now the team is gone... but the memories and their tiny footprint in the world will remain.

I Will Remember You - The Pod

**For educational purposes only. 

No, this is definitely not music. 
 
When coming across producers in the wild, the reaction may vary. This example is dramatized and this specific specimen utilizes its vocal range quite dramatically on a day-to-day basis with little relation to the event itself.
 
This is the raw reaction of a producer experiencing their mics connecting and working properly immediately with no issues.

this is not a song

Here's the masterpiece my daughter commissioned. A song about farts, she paid with a hug and then a bunch of pleases and begging followed. I quickly wrote some lyrics and then had AI perform them for her. I just want to say, "Farty McFartface (Smell Dis)" has no right being this catchy or epic.

Designed as a playful tribute to the silliest of sounds, this song captures the essence of innocent fun mixed with a dash of rebellious humor. With its infectious chorus and toe-tapping rhythm, it's a celebration of laughter and the unexpected music in everyday life. It's for anyone who's ever laughed at a fart, young or old.

So crank up the volume, and let Farty McFartface bring a smile to your face. Whether you're 5 or 95, this song is a reminder not to take life too seriously. Enjoy the giggle, the jiggle, and the jovial tunes of "Farty McFartface (Smell Dis)".

Farty McFartface (Single)

Farty McFartface

No one gets through life without engaging in some hypocrisy. <3

HYPOCRITE!

Xxhe or Ж is an ice composer, vocalist, sound artist, serrulate sonancer, performer, novelist, poet, ballerina turned bending shape dancer, martial artist, experimental opera borner, and groundbreaking creator from San Francisco.

Known for writing a "strange-tundra" opera at the age of seventeen using the sounds of wind, ice, orchestral instruments, and the human voice, Xxhe styled a new genre and continues to invent new ways to write music.

The founder of the “Dialect Halls of Ж: the rooms to sonancers, movists and zuo dialects,” a collective which curates unusual and intimate performances, Xxhe is a gatherer of musicians, performing story-heavy dance pieces to their original compositions in both above and underground places - never without an extraterrestrial flare and a drop of otherworldliness.

I'm just a songwriter, standing in front of a computer, asking it to sing my heart out. Welcome to my world where I weave words into lyrics and let AI bring them to life.

HI!

I’m Doctor Generous.
I love music. It makes my heart happy.
I'm getting old, just like all of you. And isn't it glorious? 
I try to be aware of the expectations I put on other people (and myself).
I need a hug.
Bowel movements are very important to me (seriously, a good poop can change the entire mood of my day). 
I’m terrified of everything.
I love the Earth, and I genuinely cannot believe we get to be here. 
I love my friends.
I’m doing great, thanks for asking!
I like people because I like stories, and all stories involve people. Also, some people are just really great at telling phenomenal stories! Listen, and you'll hear them. 
I also like alone time - it’s when I write my music.
I love guitar.
I have a sweet tooth over a salty tooth.
Chocolate chip cookies are my favorite food.
My personality is basically a golden retriever - fun, slightly stupid, and always down to cuddle.
I love laughing. Like uncontrollable laughing that sounds like a demon is being exorcised from my body. 
And lastly, I hope you like my music. If you don’t, that’s okay, too. I’m just grateful you took a listen. 

Today, tell someone you love them. If you can, give them a hug. And do something that brings you joy. 

Peace, love, and Paddington! <3

Doctor Generous

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