Stallion Callipygian

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She Wil Freestyle

Biba - Lap Dance (feat. Ivana Zecevic)

Thank You

"Take It Off" is a single off our 3rd album "Pimp & Ho" by us, Eden's Slutz, a song about horny women at a bachelorette party.

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LYRICS:

At my friend Stephanie's
Bachelorette party
I was bored as can be
Until what do I see?
Suddenly a cop shows up
And starts to take off his stuff
He's a stripper named White Chocolate
And he's packing something in his pocket 

Let me see your peen
Show me your goods
Smart car or limousine
Wanna see what's under the hood!

Take it off, take it off daddy
Let me see, let me see that body
Time to get, time to get naughty 
At this Bachelorette party
Show me what's under that hood
Let me see, let me see the goods

Strip it off, strip it off baby
Time to get, time to get crazy
All the ladies wanna see
Full frontal male nudity
I'll stick a fifty in that gee
If you take it off, take it off for me.

(Makes the ladies get off)
(When you take it off off)

Remove that thong 
Show us your shlong
Wanna know how long
Before the end of this song

Is it short and stout or big and tall?
Is it an alley or shopping mall?
Forget about Magic Mikey
Your bod is what I likey, likey
Strip it off, show me what you've got
White Chocolate makes me hot, hot, hot!

Show me your goods
Wanna see what's under the hood

Take it off, take it off daddy
Let me see, let me see that body
Time to get, time to get naughty 
At this Bachelorette party
Show me what's under that hood
Let me see, let me see the goods

Strip it off, strip it off baby
Time to get, time to get crazy
All the ladies want to see
Full frontal male nudity
I'll stick a fifty in that gee
If you take it off, take it off for me.

(Makes the ladies get off)
(When you take it off off)

Remove that thong 
Show us your shlong
Wanna see that dong
Before the end of this song

Is it a sturgeon or a cod?
Is it a twig or a lightening rod?
Is it a corn snake or python?
Is it a lipstick or a tampon?
Is it a pony or a trusty steed?
Caterpillar or a centipede?
Vanilla or a lima bean?
Chorizo or a Jimmy Dean?
Is it a marmoset or King Kong?
Won't you show me how big is that dong?

Don't want coochies on TV
Or bare boobies in movies.
For vaginas I don't care
Seeing a penis is rare.
Quit with the tits
Enough with the muffs
Boobs and vajean
Have all been seen
Time to see more peen
On the big screen
And in Magazines 
Let that junk be seen!

Take it off, take it off daddy
(Daddy)
Let me see, let me see that body
(Body)
Time to get, time to get naughty 
(Naughty)
At this Bachelorette party
(Party)
Show me what's under that hood
Let me see, let me see the goods

Strip it off, strip it off baby
(Baby)
Time to get, time to get crazy
(Crazy)
All the ladies wanna see
(Wanna see)
Full frontal male nudity
(Male nudity)
I'll stick a fifty in that gee
If you take it off, take it off for me.

(Makes the ladies get off)
(When you take it off off)

Remove that thong!
Show us your dong!
You don't have long!
Before the end of this song!

"Oh, that's it?"

Take It Off (Strip Tease Mix)

"F*ck Around & Find Out" is the B-Side to our single "Take It Off" from our 3rd album "Pimp & Ho" by us, Eden's Slutz.

This song is about experimenting and trying new things.

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LYRICS:

(Fuck around and find out)
(Fuck around, fuck around, fuck around!)
(Fuck around and find out)
(Fuck around, fuck around, fuck around!)

Don't have to like it
But you should at least try it
Give your hypothesis a test
See which one you like best
Won't solve the mystery 
Unless you try out your theory
Feed your curiosity 
Fuck around, fuck around and see

Gotta try new things
Give that bat a swing 
If you got a hunch
Then give that rug a munch
What's the chance?
Just slip it down your pants
Don't stay deprived
Just give it a test drive

Fuck around and find out
Fuck around and find out
Try it out, put it in you're mouth
Fuck around and find out

Fuck around, fuck around
Fuck around and find out
When in doubt just try it out
Fuck around and find out

You won't know
Unless you give it a go
Won't know why
Unless you give it a try 
You won't understand
Unless you try your hand
So why not
Fuck around and find out 

Give it the old college try
Slip it between the thighs
Or around the back side
Dare to put it in there
Don't think about it, don't care, 
You might like it, you might not
Won't know unless you give it a shot 
So why not fuck around and find out?

Gotta try new things
Give that bat a swing 
If you got a hunch
Then give that rug a munch
What's the chance?
Just slip it down your pants
Don't stay deprived
Just give it a test drive

Fuck around and find out
Fuck around and find out
Try it out, put it in you're mouth
Fuck around and find out

Fuck around, fuck around
Fuck around and find out
When in doubt just try it out
Fuck around and find out

You won't know
Unless you give it a go
Won't know why
Unless you give it a try 
You won't understand
Unless you try your hand
So why not
Fuck around and find out 

Lick it, suck it, grab it, spank it, 
Bite it, stick it, slap it, yank it, 
Try it, guzzle it, swallow it, hump it,
Buy it, nuzzle it, wallow in it, dump it
Throw it on the ground, 
Give it a pound, 
Push it up, pull it down, 
Just fuck around, fuck around, fuck around!

(Fuck around and find out)
(Fuck around, fuck around, fuck around!)
(Fuck around and find out)
(Fuck around, fuck around, fuck around!)

Fuck around and find out
Fuck around and find out
Try it out, put it in you're mouth
Fuck around and find out

Fuck around, fuck around
Fuck around and find out
When in doubt just try it out
Fuck around and find out

Fuck around and find out (Oh yeah!)
Fuck around and find out 
Try it out, put it in you're mouth (Your mouth!)
Fuck around and find out (Baby!)

Fuck around, fuck around (fuck around!)
Fuck around and find out
When in doubt just try it out (Just try it out!)
Fuck around and find out (And find out!)

You won't know
Unless you give it a go (give it a go!)
Won't know why
Unless you give it a try (give it a try!)
You won't understand
Unless you try your hand (Try ya hand!)
So why not
Fuck around and find out (Fuck around and find out!)

(Fuck around and find out)
(Fuck around, fuck around, fuck around!)
(Fuck around and find out)
(Fuck around, fuck around, fuck around!)

F*ck Around & Find Out (B-Side Mix)

Take It Off (Slow Jam Mix)

Take It Off (Frontal Mix)

"Take It Off" is a single off our 3rd album "Pimp & Ho" by us, Eden's Slutz, a song about horny women at a bachelorette party.

__________________________________________________
LYRICS:

At my friend Stephanie's
Bachelorette party
I was bored as can be
Until what do I see?
Suddenly a cop shows up
And starts to take off his stuff
He's a stripper named White Chocolate
And he's packing something in his pocket 

Let me see your peen
Show me your goods
Smart car or limousine
Wanna see what's under the hood!

Take it off, take it off daddy
Let me see, let me see that body
Time to get, time to get naughty 
At this Bachelorette party
Show me what's under that hood
Let me see, let me see the goods

Strip it off, strip it off baby
Time to get, time to get crazy
All the ladies wanna see
Full frontal male nudity
I'll stick a fifty in that gee
If you take it off, take it off for me.

(Makes the ladies get off)
(When you take it off off)

Remove that thong 
Show us your shlong
Wanna know how long
Before the end of this song

Is it short and stout or big and tall?
Is it a small one after all?
Forget about Magic Mikey
Your bod is what I likey likey
Strip it off, show me what you've got
White Chocolate makes me hot hot hot!

Show me your goods
Wanna see what's under the hood

Take it off, take it off daddy
Let me see, let me see that body
Time to get, time to get naughty 
At this Bachelorette party
Show me what's under that hood
Let me see, let me see the goods

Strip it off, strip it off baby
Time to get, time to get crazy
All the ladies want to see
Full frontal male nudity
I'll stick a fifty in that gee
If you take it off, take it off for me.

(Makes the ladies get off)
(When you take it off off)

Remove that thong 
Show us your shlong
Wanna see that dong
Before the end of this song

Is it a sturgeon or a cod?
Is it a twig or a lightening rod?
Is it a corn snake or python?
Is it a lipstick or a tampon?
Is it a pony or a trusty steed?
Caterpillar or a centipede?
Vanilla or a lima bean?
Chorizo or a Jimmy Dean?
Is it a marmoset or King Kong?
Won't you show me how big is that dong?

Don't want coochies on TV
Or bare boobies in movies.
For vaginas I don't care
Seeing a penis is rare.
Quit with the tits
Enough with the muffs
Boobs and vajean
Have all been seen
Time to see more peen
On the big screen
And in Magazines 
Let that junk be seen!

Take it off, take it off daddy
(Daddy)
Let me see, let me see that body
(Body)
Time to get, time to get naughty 
(Naughty)
At this Bachelorette party
(Party)
Show me what's under that hood
Let me see, let me see the goods

Strip it off, strip it off baby
(Baby)
Time to get, time to get crazy
(Crazy)
All the ladies wanna see
(Wanna see)
Full frontal male nudity
(Male nudity)
I'll stick a fifty in that gee
If you take it off, take it off for me.

(Makes the ladies get off)
(When you take it off off)

Remove that thong!
Show us your dong!
You don't have long!
Before the end of this song!

"Oh, that's it?"

Take It Off (Bachelorette Party Mix)

Make Me Behave

Obey Me Slowly

Bodycode

Look for our new album "Whorlando", out now!

What happens when you take a group of prostitutes and turn them into popstars? You get Eden's Slutz!

We are Eden's Slutz, from Las Vegas, Nevada. We're a new kind of girl group, comprised of legal sex workers. Our songs are fun, funny, cheeky, sexy and downright naughty.

Our story began with our manager, Madam Eden Slutz, who owns a licensed brothel outside of Las Vegas, called "Slutopia". When the 2020 global pandemic hit, Eden needed to find another way to keep her girls in business. She decided to venture into another form of prostitution: the music industry. With modern innovations such as autotune and AI, now anyone can be a popstar. From prostitutes to "popstitutes", get ready to "Slut It Up" with Eden's Slutz!

Eden's Slutz are:

-Chantelle: "Barbie Slut". 
    She's a living doll.

-Gizelle: "Picante Slut". 
    A spicy and saucy woman.

-Janelle: "Sakura Slut". 
    A exotic fragrant blossom from the far east.

-Kristelle: "Cocoa Slut". 
    A warm, earthy, velvety smooth tall drink.

-Raquel: "Redheaded Slut". 
    She's sweet but a little tart and packs a bite.

Like what you hear? Feel free to "like", comment, repost and follow us.

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