Bonus track about how much lettuce friccin sucks

Lettuce

Lyrics:

Confidence low, I’m the ominous pro, my dominance go here and there, everywhere that I know, plus places I don’t, I bust faces and won’t, you be nicer? I tried that shit but lice the, way the human be, make me wanna tear my hair out, I’m like Truman, see the way I drop the bomb out, calm out here until I done fill my pressure, adolescence stressings kept up, they slowly crept up, homie dealt up wit’ the shit I pull for years now, tryna escape the shape of a child mind now, wild find, wow my peers think I’m so great, no, wait, I’m played as a joke my mate, poke the bear, I smoke ya stair, ya not on my level, fall down like a pebble, y’all clown me, let settle, this a gun way, I don’t tote the one way, but I won’t be GOAT if not taken serious, I’m so delirious, words flying off the map, trying wit’ this rap to get through this crap, lying through a trap, beat, heat, sweet, but I’m falling, sprawling, calling, back to my days of my balling, hoping to learn more, yearn for the better days, the go getter days, yo, let up, A, stay calm, nah I drop like napalm, why stop, A! Calm! Nah fuck it, A gone. He be strong, to not have slit his wrists already, I’m not steady.

Not Steady (Prod. friedlettuce)

Lyrics:

What the fuck are ya optics, how ya perceive the topics, are ya naive when the drop hits? Trick up the sleeve of ya self, just … didn’t know you could go be played like that, a charade like that … took a fall, shook and all, look, I ball, I hit the fade like that … will I fade into dust … ‘til I paid in my lust … I must just keep going, even when I get it, best believe I don’t admit it … what motivate you …. I’m off a total great screw, loose, thinking out that box, until I’m deuce, they can’t shut these locks … when the drop hits … do ya celebrate anyway and pop cris’? Relegate ya self and what ya stand for … or is this just how ya hand more … power to the changing globe … I sour as I stood, thinking ‘bout the good of my past, should it still last, could I have basked in the moment, have I asked … enough … strange in thought, but the strobe stuff, that I been pursuing, all along a road to more hardships … floored the core of my letting down my guard … it’s crazy, shit’s crazy … I’m a thinker … I’m a … thinker.

Thinker (Prod. friedlettuce)

FUCK CABAGES

lettuce

buns ketchup pickle cheese but that patty in between its burger what what its burger what what

RED VELVET - BAD BOY (VIOLET FLIP)

Dead Zone (WRHU 88.7FM Radio Hofstra University) June 1st 2025 Show

the republic of persevere - out of the ordinary 
here comes a different type of rap track - shut up and dance
victory! - michelle david & the true-tones
ride on time - the bamboos
move on baby - the allergies
i don't need no doctor - pm warson
call your mom - delvon lamarr organ trio
spy on fiya -  cha wa
another one bites the dust - high five quintet
house of cards - the souljazz orchestra
he who Is without funk cast the first stone - joe tex 
cry me a river - betty black & the family fortune
checker wrecker - lettuce
give a hand take a hand - pp arnold
ride this train - acantha lang

ordinary moms funky lettuce wrecker - pretty crazy show

"Context" sets out to tie together loose ends and lay the foundation for themes worthy of further exploration. 

Ramping from 80 to 120 beats per minute, the opening track combines an instrumental house track (mostly composed in one day after an early morning shift at a warehouse in 2021) with samples sequenced almost four years later, and the album subsequently steps up the tempo and rhythmic complexity over the next two tracks: "FFaammee" and "(in) My Love" -- the former a previously unreleased track from 2023.

"(2,3)FOUR" begins a transition from house to techno and is the first track on the album to include samples from digitized VHS tapes. Entering the 130+ BPM range, "Get In Touch" makes use of ambient noise and generated DTMF tones to complement drum patterns and a distorting bassline. Having established the "homeless musician making beats at the library" vibe, "Proof Of Concept" transforms a half-baked idea from 2018 into a 3/4-baked idea with the sound of a window AC unit recorded upstate in Buffalo.

Moving into a remaster of the first-released single from the album, "NO VAPES ALLOWED" introduces the main sample of "feedback" before "NYP" tightens the loop in conjunction with more field recordings and synthesized basslines. Tapping into the sounds of the New York City Subway, "4 Lexington Avenue Express" crosses the 140 BPM threshold, manipulating and layering a voice memo recorded while riding the namesake train through Brooklyn.

The album's penultimate and final tracks both extensively process audio from VHS-C camcorder clips taken between 2019 and 2021 to develop distinctive timbres and rhythms. "BROKE A$$ BUNNY ($15/h)" incorporates additional NYC subway noises before bringing the album to a close with excerpts from one of bunjamin franklin's many VHS tapes preserving the memory of television in the late 20th and early 21st centuries.

4 Lexington Avenue Express

BROKE A$$ BUNNY ($15/h)

Missing Packets

Criminal Scum

Polychrome

Walls

Thanks to Finnish technology, greenhouse-grown lettuce is taking off in Canada. 

The Grower is Digging Deeper and speaking with Jay Willmot, CEO, Haven Greens. Jay has built a five-acre facility at King City, Ontario with plans to double the footprint. Launched in April 2025, the state-of-the-art operation integrates water, energy and nutrition expertise with the result that 10,000 pounds of leafy greens are harvested every day. This model of sustainability has attracted retailers and foodservice providers alike, who are now selling red and green lettuce, and blends with arugula and mustards.

Jay Willmot champions automated greenhouse for leafy greens

galactic dream land

absolute shitpost of a track that came to me in a fever dream I think

Lettuce gang you know i'm smokin big cigars full up wit lettuce.

Prof. Eduardo Duarte, Ph.D.,  is a philosopher who teaches at Hofstra University.  Under the guise of Professor Iguana, Duarte is the host and producer of The Dead Zone on 88.7FM WRHU.ORG Radio Hofstra University, Sundays 6-8pm EST.  He produces the show from the Turkey Studios, in his home town of Portland, Maine.

THEY TRIED TO TAKE ME OUTm


BEEN IN HIDINZG 

BACK 2 TAKE OVER INDUSTRY

YALL AINT READY FOR THE SOUP

I been in the trap remixin’ cran like its quag 🥤

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😠 DOES ANYONE HAVE SOME LETTUCE 🥬 🐇💨
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RETITLED. REMASTERED. OUT NOW!

LMAO A SKUNK! WTF!

New tracks tagged #LETTUCE