Bleeding Crown

Compos Mentis

Fire Out At Sea

Text-to-speech audio of a limerick I fashioned to honor/eviscerate an arch-nemesis of mine at a completely outta-control message board. Good times. : )

There once was a lad from Queens,
Who sharted in bell-bottom jeans.
From what I have heard,
I’m told it occurred,
Somewhere in his mid-to-late teens.

The boy, (let’s just call him “Sickie”),
Was getting an old-fashioned hickey,
From some diseased skank,
Who carried a shank,
Right after he’d slipped her a Mickey.

The resultant stench was unreal.
And with that, his fate he did seal.
Soon, chaos ensued,
She said, “Later, dude.”
“I’d rather have sex with an eel.”

To mark this momentous occasion,
Bar patrons of every persuasion,
They ran for their lives,
And broke out in hives,
Due to this malod’rous invasion.

The acrid fog flowed through the night.
And by crack of dawn’s early light,
The borough’s ill-fated.
It’s been designated
An EPA Superfund Site.

SickleCel Slapped With Subpoena.
For Sharting and Leaving the Scena.
A Big Apple bite.
They say this just might,
End up being worse than Katrina.

People in Queens have gone bonkers.
Most of them moved up to Yonkers.
The only ones left,
Bereaved and bereft,
Are plebeian playwrights and plonkers.

Life either grabs you, or you grab it.
Now starving, he ate his pet rabbit.
And spanking the monkeys
Of trannies and junkies,
Has funded his heroin habit.

SickieShart

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