* heh. look at me, i'm a discord mod now.
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Yes, this is just MTC but MEGALOVANIA. (Composure inspired by LiterallyNoOne), This is another SHITPOST out of boredom!!1!11 yeyy!! 
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(This is a call for help.)
Track by Splurgy: https://soundcloud.com/splurgyishere/
Account ran by AshVA#6700
AU Info: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FgESTGZ2mXsA5DziNAmRaJkiewjYgaq--UcOb4M3FgE/edit
Thumbnail by UnShulf
Discord Server: https://discord.gg/p7gjvQQg6j

sans watches hentai at 3am. - MTM

Just me, stroking my dong and squirting a load. Enjoy!

Quick - Jerk

Chicago Pole Goon - Gay Hypno Masterbation - Eu Sou Masturbador de Caralho - Fuck I'm Gonna Cum - BBC Getting Head - That Fucking Pussy - Chronic - Edged - Penis Masturbation - Penis Fly - World Wide Edgers - Deep In My Dick - The Bulge Song - Big Dick - The Penis

Thanks to:
Adwer - Eli Brown - Fatima Hajji - Feliks Schwarz - Ground - Kasey Taylor & Karl Pibrow - Ludviq - Push - Rudosa - Sam Wolfe - Space 92 - Thomas Schumacher - Tone Depth - Ulisis Arrieta - Victor Ruiz

SORRY I'M LATE I WAS MASTURBATING

Punheteiro Viciado - Perdida - Masturba! - Eu Sou Masturbador de Caralho - Caralho Que Cheiro de Pica - Vamos Bater - Chupada Gostosa - Barebackers - Tesão do Caralho!

DESCULPE ESTOU ATRASADO, EU ESTAVA ME MASTURBANDO

guys bating their dongs

On this weeks episode of "The Magic Think Tank" Kamal & Frank talk about how Ponder Man hist us with another ponder (01:19)

A New England Lobster man got swallow...whole by a humpback whale (yes think dirty with this one LOL) (08:52)

Florida...Is this Politics or the Sopranos (16:55)

Are they gonna Capitalize Juneteenth now (25:19)

Texas really trying to be the Wild Wild West of the United States (31:01)

There first graders why are you teaching them about debating the master aka masturbate (46:30)

Primerica and the Pyramid Scheme story (59:26)...

They Trying To Capitalize On Juneteenth...Damn | The Magic Think Tank Episode 10

guys on their dongs bating popper group

I Masturbate I Masturbate my Erection Penis Erection

Masturbate Masturbate Masturbate Fully Ridged Penis

Masturbate that Penis

Does porn control your mind? Listen and see if your penis is happy!

Porn Controls your mind MIX Hypno

Mia and Kaley talk about everything from their first time watching porn to their experience with sex toys! Listen in to hear Mia's mind control masturbation and Kaley's screaming O at the gym! You're not alone, lets talk tumblr porn, masturbation, and sucking banana!

Don't Hate, Masturbate!

I really wanna jack off and shit
But these dudes make me wanna do the opposite
Unless I see them bar girls tik tok to this
Work em sexy legs gurl like an office chick
Day 30, Day 60, Day 90 Super God Mode
Confidence, swagger the whole ensemble
Put it in her mouth, keep it out of your hand
Let’s bring back the mother fucking old fashioned man
Do it only in the right way, like it was intended to
Dick staying hard like it’s Forever 22
The chick will be yours, what a fella you’ll be
If you mastered the art of self celibacy
Have you stopped jacking off yet? (Hell yeah)
Have you stopped jacking off yet? (Hell yeah)
Today’s the day you’ll either start or continue in the movement
The best self love is self improvement

Pa pa ram pam pam Pa pa ram pa ram pam
No fappin eva afta, you jacking off dumb dumbs
Pa pa ram pam pam Pa pa ram pa ram pam
No fappin eva afta from U.S. to Hong Kong
repeat

Take the rag out the sofa, put away the lubricant
One day at a time and you’ll be with the two percent
Master the bait, don’t let the bait master you
Understand clearly that porn is bad for you
An excess tug is like an excess drug
No more express tugs will make the next best plug
A D, for the lady and not your right hand
Leave the sock in your hamper, and not the nightstand
You ran the race of no fap, took a pit stop
Thought you was slick with the cup but you’re dick snot (dick’s not)
Smell the Bath and Body Works, the friction, it prolly hurts
Found out the hard way, it’s the least popular
Alone with your cell phone and a bunch of napkins
“Am I proud of doing this”, is what you should be askin’
Go read a book, lift weights, fulfill your life’s purpose
Save your dick for your special one, it will be worth it

hook

You fappin' off the WAP and you are trapped into a corner but you got one weapon, it’s “self control”

With or without the pandemic, your mind and your hand will wander if you let it
Forget the old acronym of ADIDAS
It’s now All Day I Dream About Success
Put a hand in the air if you wanna stop fappin'
Another one up if you’re embarrassed and laughing'
I made a brave effort and so can you
Keep your hand from your dick, and make your dreams come true

No Fappin Ever After (Pa Pa Ram Pam Pam)

Keemo - System

[Covers or even takes on our songs are allowed, DM on Soundcloud or Discord if you need an FLP:]
[Formerly known as: Underswap: Ultra]

An AU which was originally intended to be a Swap take, but now has its own twists and turns!
(AU inspired by Doctorine’s AUs, Collateral Damage/A Mirrored Reality and AZ!Underswap.)

The AU’s info: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FgESTGZ2mXsA5DziNAmRaJkiewjYgaq--UcOb4M3FgE/edit?usp=sharing
The AU’s Write-Up Story: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NiYT39Ii0L7q2MRVm1fu3_lumm13iWb8wYqBf_TGJJg/edit?usp=sharing

Logo by @papyrusfanboy420 and @dexietwo
Banner by @papyrusfanboy420
Underswap by P0pcornPr1nce
Account ran by @fellboixd

Here we got two young black brothers. One from Oakland aka (The Town) and one from D.C. both residing in San Diego. This is comedy base podcast but we will be touching on all types of subjects and if you got sensitive ears... you might not want to listen. Cheersssss

New tracks tagged #MASTURBATE