So, the other night I met this guy in a bondage club.
He asked me if he could tie me up.
That's when things got really fucking freaky!
I really had no idea what was about to happen.

(Now I'm going to slice your beautiful body... into separate halves... with this sword!}

There was a ball gag in my mouth, and I was strapped securely to a Saint Andrews Cross at the time.
Dude pulls out this elegant Samurai sword and unsheathes it in front of my face.
I was thinking HOLY FUCK!  HE'S GONNA KILL ME!
He did exactly what he said he was going to do.
He placed the blade against my waist, and he sliced right through my stomach with his sword.
Like I was made of butter.
I could really feel each stroke of the sword penetrating me and dividing me in two.

As quick as that...
He had sliced my body in half!!

Now that my legs are gone
I think that I'm in trouble
How can I get along
Living life IN DOUBLE
He took away a part of me
And he isn't very subtle
Fucking my lower half
Now that I'm IN DOUBLE

So this guy, I don't even know his name.
He unlatched my ankles and the restraints, and I could hardly believe it.
My legs were happy to be free from the rest of me!

(Wow!  You have ass!  And your legs are so friendly!}

Now I was really scared.
My legs didn't want to be a whole woman with the rest of my body anymore!
They started walking around... on their own!
I could instantly tell that they were going to run away with him!

{Come back here!  No no no no!  OHHHH! Your dick!  Your ohhhh fucking me, fucking me!}

Now that my legs are gone
I think that I'm in trouble
How can I get along
Living life IN DOUBLE
He took away a part of me
And he isn't very subtle
He always fucks my lower half
Now that I'm IN DOUBLE

(Look at me!}
Now my top half is in a wheelchair.
(Look at me!}
And some rando has my derriere.
{Look at me now}
It's like my pussy has a boyfriend... but
My heart is all alone.
My heart is all alone.
(Look at me!}
I miss my legs so very much!
(Look at me!}
And I can feel his loving touch!
(Look at me!}
My legs won't respond when I ask them to un-clutch, from every cunninglingus to when we fucking bone.

I know that my legs are in love with a guy that cut me in two.
He takes my legs out dancing all the time.
Oh yeah and he fucks like a beast!
That part actually feels amazing.
He fucks my bottom half every night.
And it's really fucking good!

Why would he not have taken ALL of me?
This is fucking ridiculous!
I don't have any way to ever find my legs again.
I don't know who he is, or where he lives.
I have to move my upper half around my apartment.

I don't have any fucking legs!
I'm only half of a woman now!

Now I'm an upper torso
And my legs are lost in love
Living life IN DOUBLE
He stole away the best part of me
Now getting around is trouble
Getting used to a new life
Living Life IN DOUBLE

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