Would you rather be stuck in a forest with a Man or a Bear?

Man or Bear?

He’s 7 feet tall, covered in fur, and doesn’t post cringe.
She moans. He growls.
Together they destroy what’s left of the internet.

Lyrics 

Man verses bears yeah yeah.
Incels.is is a forum of mean and toxic incel boys, I've lost trust in them and now I need some new toys.
Edgy posts make me cringe and lose faith in humanity, So I'm gonna find a grizzly bear, and get oh so dirty!

The trolls in the forum, hide in their basement behind their screen,
They rant and rave, they cry, shout and they scream.
Spewing out 'it's over, I wanna go E.R and grape.
Well, whatever! I'm gonna find a 7 foot bear and go on a dirty date.

Ooh, ahh yeah Bear Bear!
I feel you inside me!
You're so big and furry, mm Ooh ahh mmm, harder, harder!
You are a big bear, giga Chad I want you so, so bad. bad bad, mmm Ooh, ahh yeah, I'm coming ,uhhh You're tearing me apart, apart
You've stolen my heart, boom boom boom
You've torn me apart

Bearpill

Sweet venom. Sad poetry. Savage satire.
I write in the places where shame flirts with seduction,
where heartbreak lingers like perfume, and grief begs for one more hit.
Some tracks are lullabies for lost boys. Others are traps disguised as tenderness.
You’ll find humour, humiliation, and hurt, often tangled together.
There are stories here. Of pain. Of power. Of things people don’t want to admit they feel.
If you’re unsure whether to laugh, cry, or look away, 
good. That means it’s honest.

(And yes, some songs still bite.)

Always open for song topic requests.

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