We're coming out of retirement for one last job. There'll be a new episode in your podfeed on the first Thursday of April 2023, and for it, we need YOUR QUESTIONS. You remember the procedure: send your queries to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com in written or voicenote form. Your deadline is 13 March. 

Do it, because you never know how long it'll be before we unretire again!

Your gone but not forgotten friends,

Helen and Olly

Answer Me This

This is not a drill

Welcome back AMT for one special new episode! So much has changed since we retired nearly two years ago, but what remains is our desire to answer your questions. Today, questioneers wonder about what to say about working in a world-famous place, romantic bacon competitions, unromantic but important kebab competitions, Danielle Steel's sleeping habits, and looking at their own semen through a microscope.

Find out more about this episode at answermethispodcast.com/episode401.

We don't know whether/when we will pop up in your feed again, so stay subscribed! And follow us on facebook.com/answermethis and twitter.com/helenandolly.

Hear our other work:

Olly Mann has a daily podcast, Today in History with the Retrospectors, and his monthly magazine show The Modern Mann, both of which you can find along with his other work at ollymann.com.
Helen Zaltzman makes the The Allusionist, an entertainment podcast about language, which you can find at the podplaces and at theallusionist.org.
Martin Austwick's music is available at palebirdmusic.com, his Tom Waits podcast Song By Song at songbysongpodcast.com, and his experimental fiction podcast Neutrino Watch at neutrinowatch.org.

This episode is sponsored by:

• Wondrium, the streaming library of tutorials, lectures, documentaries, how-to videos, travel, craft and much more! AMT listeners get 14 days' free access to the whole library at wondrium.com/answer.
• Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to squarespace.com/answer, and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'ANSWER'.

AMT401: Danielle Steel, kebab awards and detestable birds

Can you bloody well believe it? New AMT in your ears in the year 2025?? Well, it's real! In AMT402, listeners ask about roller derby names, baked bean beans, shopping on planes, and the danger of bagpipes. 

For more information about this episode, visit http://answermethispodcast.com/episode402. 

Got question for us to answer? Send them in writing or as a voice note to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Next episode will be in your podfeed 27 February 2025. 

Our patrons will be hearing from us before that, so to become one, go to http://patreon.com/answermethis. 

This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. To build an online home for your side hustle, or front hustle, or underhustle, go to http://squarespace.com/answer, have a play around during the two-week free trial, and when you're ready to launch, get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code ANSWER. 



AMT402: Tall Ships, Branston Pickle and Bagpipe Lung

Why do Danes slice up the bride’s veil and the groom’s socks at a wedding? Is it OK to take pats of butter from a cafe? How/when do Popes learn Italian? And what happens if you drop your phone into the toilet at a festival? (Spoiler: nothing good.) Questioneers want to know all these things and more in AMT406. 

For more information about this episode, visit http://answermethispodcast.com/episode406.

Got question for us to answer? Send them in writing or as a voice note to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Next episode will be in your podfeed 26 June 2025.

Before that, AMT patrons will be getting a new feature: Petty Problems, a live YouTube version of the show where we only deal with problems that are trivial, unserious, minor. And because it’s live, you can interact with us in real time! The first edition will be 10pm UK time on Sunday 15th June. Patrons also get bonus cuts from the show, an ad-free version of the episode, and the glow of satisfaction of bringing this podcast back to life; so for all that, go to http://patreon.com/answermethis.

This episode is sponsored by Squarespace, the all in one platform for creating and running your online empire. Go to http://squarespace.com/answer, have a play around during the two-week free trial, and when you're ready to launch, get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code ANSWER.

AMT406: Slicing Socks, Polyglot Popes and Stealing Butter

BACK FOR 2025! Answer Me This! is the award-winning comedy podcast that's been answering the world's questions since 2007.  Hosted by Helen Zaltzman and Olly Mann, with Martin Zaltz Austwick.

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