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Some dirty drops in the newly created #meowhouse genre. If you like cat memes, and dance music, this tune is for you 

The Zoomies

🕺 French House meets Fried Brain Culture™ 💻🪩

Genre: French House / Piano Groove House
Mood: Smooth. Groovy. Robotic. Ironic.
Tempo: ~123 BPM (because 124 would’ve been misinformation)

🎓 “My Degree? N – P – C!” is your daily dose of digital compliance, certified fresh by the Algorithm itself™.

✨ Imagine:

A humanoid dancing in a soft-lit apartment while nodding to a news anchor’s opinion

A perfectly average latte with extra foam and zero independent thought

A groove so catchy, even your toaster’s updating its worldview

📰 This satirical house banger slides across a buttery bassline, filtered synths, and vocoder chants that say everything you were told to say.
No need to fact-check — it feels true.

👾 Features:
• Headlines as gospel
• Pixel-screen philosophy
• A pre-chorus that claps harder than your last echo chamber
• And a chorus you’ll agree with — whether you like it or not

💡 Ideal for:
• Reading Twitter in the dark
• Dancing while “feeling informed”
• Updating your identity nightly at 8 PM sharp

🎶 Press play.
Repeat the chant.
Don’t question it.

“This just in: you're gonna love this beat — and forget why.”

Lyrics:

Wake up, screen on, smile for the light
Coffee in hand, but not too bright
I don’t read deep, I just scroll tight
If the headline’s hot, then it must be right

They talk, I nod, it’s all okay
Just tell me what to feel today
Truth is loud if it’s on display
And nuance only gets in the way

I changed my pic, I changed my mind
Just like the trend — I stay aligned
No time to check, I trust the flow
The anchor speaks — and I just go

🎓 My degree? N – P – C!
Certified in certainty
Dance to words on pixel screens
Flashing lights replace my dreams

🎶 My degree? N – P – C!
Shaped by every documentary
Just say the script and follow me
(Yeah baby, I’m news-ready) 🎶

Fluent in slogans, smooth on repeat
I speak in vibes, not in critique
Don’t give me books, I won’t go deep
My truth arrives in branded tweets

I’m always kind, I’m always right
(At least I post it every night)
Don’t ask too much, don’t show me pain
I’ll switch the topic, keep it sane

Click, react, and swipe away
I feel informed — I read the spray
From morning briefs to late-night feeds
My head is full, no room for needs

🎓 My degree? N – P – C!
Wired in like USB
If you disagree, I’ll flee
You’re breaking my reality

🎶 My degree? N – P – C!
Got no facts, but got the beat
Don’t make me think — just let me be
(I’m vibing on passivity) 🎶

"This just in: your own thoughts are outdated."
"We’ll be updating your identity at 8 PM."
"Please refresh your outrage before the bass drops."

🎓 My degree? N – P – C!
Say it now, repeat with me
Smooth and dumb is how I be
Groovin' through reality

🎶 Oh, my degree? N – P – C!
Plug me in, set me free
Feel the funk, ignore the plea
This groove’s my personality 🎶

🎶 N… P… C… oh baby that’s me… N… P… C… I groove on repeat… 🎶

My Degree? NPC!

Mandalus is a producer / DJ from Ireland

Releases on
Stereo Ferment | ДОБРО | Rollerblaster Records
Devil's Own Techno | Vinyl Moon

Contact: @reallydes or @mandalus_ on IG

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