cows&wheat - (down&out by zxtr minecraft parody)

Minecraft Lalala Parody (How I Craft Like That)

a minecraft parody of glimpse  of us by joji

mine with us

Mine Like Me

Soulful cover of Creepin by The Weeknd. Like and subscribe! Peace!

Creeper (Creepin Minecraft Parody)

Scooby do but minecraft. May one need to say morer.

Scooby Doo (Minecraft Version)

LYRICS:

Young block steppa standin’ on his own two
The boy rebound his keys he makes his own moves
These ain’t Jordan’s lil Brodie these some diamond boots
You below me you like grass bro you #2
Best craft rapper out and that’s no discussion
Got a crib on a lake call it fortbuscus 
Red stones on my bezel how that sethbling 
1 tnt will eradicate your whole team
Pockets full of emeralds way they stay green
Put a pick through your temple like it’s prismarine
I’m a god in this game you a mere mortal
My neck shining yours is looking like the aether portal
Disappointed when you find out that it ain’t real
Lyrics in the enderchest that you can’t steal
Every flow I pick is perfect like it’s max enchantments
Vvs diamonds like shaders, visual enhancements
Pick a Minecraft beat for me I’ll sound dope on it
Amethyst and copper on the yop i put a scope on it
Chopper with a drum on it shoots like an item dispenser 
Asking me for diamonds, bitches think I’m an item dispenser
Know my closet heat, drip like a lava generator 
PVPing me? Those are odds that you’ll never favour
Stop tryna be something that you not bro
We ain’t fucking with you no more like the mob vote

(Beat switch) 

You don’t want these fucking problems
You just want a fucking check
Imma make you quit the server
You ain’t getting no respect 
Diamonds dancing like it’s magic
Netherite up on my neck
TNT on a bust down
Sharpness five up on the tech
Block steppin Imma big dawg
You ain’t nothing but a square
Fortune 3 up on my pickaxe
All my bitches come in pairs
2 10’s like a dub dub
I’m the big fundamental
This the song that they love love
It’s the craft instrumental
Got a minecart on a big body double car garage what I need to pull in
All the crew knows is to make money, that’s the reason we gon’ win

Fire Aspect

YUNG BLOCK STEPPA (prod.  currrse, MAZË)

LYRICS:

All my diamonds blue like the sky with the clouds disabled
Diamond sword gon’ end you, like the credits turn you to a fable
“How’d you get this paper?” Bitch three sugar cane in a crafting table
Put an M on your head, nametagged now you fuckin’ labelled
Particles on full, so there's evidence that’s still remaining
Up late till the AM, it's a grind, but i still be gaming
All you players noobs to this server, better start behaving
Or at the tallest tree, on a lead, that's where you’ll be hanging
All this fucking wok got me feeling glitchy, like I’m walk-running
Pull up to the opps fully armed, bitch I’m block jumping
Got a bow with some slowness arrows on me, make you stop running
Your bitch crashing at my crib like her game just stopped running
Dark bitch like java at my place had the bed-rocking
Got a village full of hoes, i be bed shopping
Precision with this bow i be red-dotting
And i got this spyglass on you, you be dead-spotted
All this purple got me higher than an enderman
Snatch the pearls off your body then i end your men
Kill your whole faction with one click, sweeping edge 1000
Take you off the whitelist of my server, back to public housing
Put your IP on the web, how your house is public
I be balling, splash like water in these fucking buckets
Text on enchanting table menus, you ain't saying nothing
Got infinity 1 but your guns they ain’t spraying nothing

SWEEPING EDGE 1000 (prod. sullyptb)

LYRICS:

That’s my Brodie that’s my slime, aye
We be minin’ all the time, aye
In the swamp at y 60
And we getting free slime
I be sticky with the piston
Take a shot I won’t miss it aye 
Cock back aim high
Game time game time
Free slime free slime, aye
Free slime free slime, aye
Free slime free slime, aye
Free slime free slime, aye
We pulling up with the phantoms
But I ain’t talking the mob
Bron Bron with a slime ball
How I be catching these lobs
Auto farms way I’m getting this bread
All this cash hogging my slots
How I be clearing my inventory?
I just be spending a lot
Max enchantments on my book and my pen
Close faction i ain’t making no friends
Dancing crystals like the ones in the end
What they rating this? A 10 out of uh
Four string slime ball in the middle way I be taking the lead
Blaze powder on my side like a pistol, way I be getting this cream
Is it luck that he made it this far? Know I aint faking these dreams
Top 3 all time? Fuck that, im not the 2 or the 3
That’s my Brodie that’s my slime, aye
We be minin’ all the time, aye
In the swamp at y 60
And we yelling free slime
I be sticky with the piston
Take a shot I won’t miss it aye 
Cock back aim high
Game time game time
Free slime free slime aye
Free slime free slime aye
Free slime free slime aye
Free slime free slime aye

SLIIIIMMEE (prod. Brian)

LYRICS:

I’ve seen these blocks of sand they fall around me
No torches in my hand the mobs surround me
Got glass on my neck, I’m running a check, yeah
2020, yeah, 2020
It’s too late, know the mobs come out to play
Congregate, we might have to congregate
Don’t show your face, now is not the time and place
Stars enabled so the roofs like outer space
V8 turbo shit rev loud like running shaders
I swear this lean like swiftness 3, I’m getting so faded
Feeling this heat, feeling the speed I won’t slow down
You see these chests? You see what’s next? I can’t stop now
My vision like glass I got this 9 I’m making it splash
Hold still like water, the only thing flowing is this all of this cash
The end of days, i still make waves, feel like Poseidon
Move out the way, or you’ll get drowned without your trident
Out on the block, out with the dogs, they don’t need taming
They way we balling like a club, the cash we raking 
I’m still in awe, you should have seen, the wire just came in
X ray cheats on Minecraft beats, the diamonds I’m making
I’ve seen these blocks of sand they fall around me
No torches in my hand the mobs surround me
Got glass on my neck, I’m running a check, yeah
2020, yeah, 2020

GLASS VISION (prod. Beck Beatz)

LYRICS:

Pull up on the block
Bust it down
Like it's Minecraft
Wrist full of rocks
Full of ores
Imma fly bat
Flow is water like that 1.13 update
If you tryna beef with me then your sword just might need an upgrade
These hoes ugly
Like a villager’s their relative
Your rhymes putting me to sleep
R.I.P, like a skeleton
Hoes be hopping on this mineshaft
Bar’s so hard like an ingot
Cause this is my rap
This minecraft
People hating on me? Let ‘em hate
I'll run through them all like doors
With a pressure plate
These bars creative watch me levitate
Your girl loves this d, guess that's why she calls it hardened clay
Had a lot of bread but I traded for some emeralds
Got a lot of quartz, house be looking like the federal
Your bars vanilla, they too general
But we playing technic, got uranium like becquerel
You saying that you don't me
I’m summoning these vexes boy you do not evoke me
And your girl wants to blow me
Imma put you in the dirt like your id is 03
We don't grow trees, just smoke trees
Nether on my wrist, boy you see that yellow glowing
These oak leaves I be rolling
All covered in diamond so you better not approach me!
Man I do this every day, spinning like a blaze
Get yo ass out of the way cause I’m spitting flames
Boy my chain so cold, looking like a stray
And imma take you out like Notch’s name from the game

FIRE ASPECT (prod. skyy)

LYRICS:

Minecraft, Minecraft, Minecraft, all we play is Minecraft
Minecraft, Minecraft, Minecraft, yeah we playing Minecraft

Minecraft, Minecraft, Minecraft, you know I be playing
Tom Ford’s shine like diamonds, you know what I’m saying
Microsoft and Mojang, man, you know they love this
If Roblox ain’t have Minecraft, man, they would have nothin’
If Fortnite ain’t have Minecraft, man, they would have nothin’
But I’m all for the copycats, go get your money
Minecraft, Minecraft, Minecraft, people play for days
Roblox out here bad, Ain’t no-one play that game
I stuck to my roots, like the dirt with saplings
We out mining diamond but the the mixtapes platinum
Every time I play, they say I’m too aggressive
Just wanna stack of diamonds is that too excessive?!
In the village over spending, on my Kendall Jenner
2020 still gon’ be the best game ever
I’ve been playing years, y’all a couple days
House is made of brick, my mixtape melts the clay
Fortnite, Fortnite treat their players just like slaves
Gave Ninja some milli’s not to run away
That diamond chestplate for my baby, I just crafted
Your baby daddy won't even take you to the mineshaft
Enchanted diamond armour I won't wear again
Give them noobs some diamonds, they get arrogant

Minecraft, Minecraft, Minecraft, all we play is Minecraft
Minecraft, Minecraft, Minecraft, all we play is Minecraft

Minecraft, Minecraft, Minecraft, weapons pure luxury
2 or 3 is that all the diamonds you can muster?
If you aint mining ores then why you craft for, huh?
All these diamonds just shut down minecrafts store
And we getting stacks every minute, we getting stacks every minute
And we getting stacks every minute, we getting stacks every minute, aye
Do anybody feel bad for Markus Persson?
Did he get terminated just like Arnold’s victims?
Go tell Mojang that we need more emeralds in production
Also go and tell them that we need more structures
Now we harvesting this wheat, water in the buckets
Minecraft Alex, OG Steve, runnin’ up the budget
Keep my diamonds at your baby mama’s mama’s house
Always mining, never dying, spawned some golems now
Minecraft, Minecraft, I be on my server every day yo
I got so much quartz I might just build my own hotel
Beds on beds on beds what colour should I dye?
I like orange and white, I like my beds a little bright
And I’m using my elytra just to fly me home
I got blast protection, I be extra strong
Now I'm back up in the mine, yeah, ain't that the truth?
Let’s just hope I’ll be alive for Minecraft 2

BONUS - FACTS (2019 MINECRAFT VERSION)

LYRICS:

Yo, If man comes through with a choppa 
Village run quick like we hit the bell 
If you give me a Minecraft drill beat 
It’s like PVP I ain’t taking no L’s
You don’t want these issues
I’ve put plenty of men in the bottom of Wells
And we came from the bottom
Now we making hostiles sing like they names Adele
And it’s banging like noteblocks
Players get mad cause we mining they whole block
That means we claiming it 
Rename my bow to my glock way I’m aiming it
Funds is pending 
Bank accounts staying replenished like mending
Or they got unbreaking
Due to all of this bread that I’m making
The accounts the best it's ever been
Alright,
BA or MC I’m the GO A.T.
Doing all the shit that they never did
Backyard like an acreage
Would’ve thought that my world was edited
Ain’t got no mods and the cheats is off
So I can’t embellish it
I don’t tote that wand
But I know some players that always be holding they pistols like stocks and bonds
And they moving in silence like bond
So they know that when shit go down
They gon pull up and empty rounds
Didn’t save no coordinates
So they gon put you in grounds where you can’t be found
I be playing Minecraft but I don’t fuck with you lot of squares
Have your whole team cornered on the block like a fucking stair
Know you hate my rise cause only thing that you can do is stop and stare
Y 309, know I’ve climbed so high, a few rhymes and the top is there

DRILLCRAFT (prod. Bat9000)

LYRICS:

Hopeless attempts by middle men tryna block out the vision
Baddies blowing up my phone like creepers on pocket edition
All you haters look like armour stands way you locked in position 
Brodies got the arrow cocked back he’s not gonna miss it
I know my man slosh don’t aim to miss
We’ve seen the highest and the lowest like caves and cliffs
Way I ink these lyrics I should write them on a book and quill
Minecraft’s champ so the outcome is and still

Problems rise soon I heard you come through the door 
View me like an update as if you never seen me before 
Lost your map but it seems you found your destination 
Cartography table not needed you know where your place is

This ain’t going nowhere know we staying complacent
Sword or a torch in my hands way you staying adjacent
The way I pick and choose sides, I never could call you mine
And I never had time to take you mining
So you stay wondering how I be getting all these diamonds
Physically and lyrically
Building off kilter way we never had no symmetry 

Ain't no splash potion that’s the sound of your
wine glass
Sleeping in my bed way I’m seeing the time pass
Financial advisor way I’m seeing the line graphs
Your stocks going down it’s comparable to

It’s comparable to Minecraft’s
Know the motions that you going through tryna bypass

Village hold me down cause they know I got mob ties
Pig on a lead way I got the game hogtied
Chest room looking like a bank vault inside
I’ll be on the grind in the mines till I’m 75
25 years down the line what’s really the vibe

Lifes still up like fireworks on 4th of july
Haters getting real hardcore they want me to die
Players throw fits every day like they dying their leather
If my man J goes down we dying together
Top 5 crafters alive, but on my life I’m better

9AM IN END CITY (prod. akabluesky)

a minecraft parody of our actual song onthehook!
possibly the best and worst thing I've done

Lyrics:
home is where we’re crafting
now there’s creepers at our base 
I’ll cleave them for you
I’ll sweep them for you
so we’ll have a pretty base

I’m just a zombie with a wife and zombie kids
And I want them to eat, so that they can grow big
yeah I’m already dead
so my life I can give
but if Steve is in the way I’ll 4+4 cuz we just ate

on the grind
mining them diamonds at level y
zombies are coming they wanna fight
they come out to play in the dead of night

as soon as the sun hits my diamond blade
I told you my baby I’ll keep you safe
keep building our dream house it’s worth the wait
my minceraft gf out on our e-date

onthe(grind)

"it's fragile" is a song that speaks to the universal human experience of embracing change and stepping into the unknown future with hope and courage even when there is such creatures out there such as a creeper.

the verses evoke imagery of reminiscing about the past while simultaneously looking forward to what lies ahead. It captures the nostalgia of past moments, where dreams were woven under starlit skies, but also the anticipation of what the future holds. The lyrics suggest that our destinies are intertwined with the echoes of tomorrow, urging us to heed their call and rise to meet the challenges that lie ahead.

The chorus serves as a powerful refrain, emphasizing the theme of embracing the future with open hearts and minds. It speaks to the transformative power of hope and determination, symbolized by the act of painting the skies and chasing the dawn. The repetition of the chorus throughout the song reinforces its message, inviting listeners to join in the journey toward the unknown future.

The bridge offers a moment of reflection, acknowledging the inevitability of change and the importance of letting go of the past in order to move forward. It emphasizes the role of hope as a guiding force, leading us through the uncertainty toward a brighter tomorrow.

Overall, "it's fragile" is a poignant anthem that encourages listeners to embrace change, face the future with courage, and find strength in the echoes of what is yet to come.

chappell roan casual minecraft parody (it's fragile)

This song is a minecraft parody of Jojo Siwas famous song "Karma" 

produced by: @pyjar

Zombies (Parody of "Karma" by Jojo Siwa)

Last Christmas I remixed Last Christmas and the very next day Sony struck down every video I put on social media.  This year to keep copyright clear, I just made it a parody.

Watch the music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKhRIkXE5jI

More from https://soundcloud.com/jcarpentermusic

More Christmas Remixes: https://soundcloud.com/flex-bormarr/sets/christmas-remixes

Sony Took It Away (A Last Christmas Parody) (feat. Jonathan Carpenter)

Jonathan Carpenter took some creative liberties with this version.

Find the music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKhRIkXE5jI

More from https://soundcloud.com/jcarpentermusic

More Christmas Remixes: https://soundcloud.com/flex-bormarr/sets/christmas-remixes

Sony Took It Away - Jonathan Carpenters Adlib Version

19 year old talent, singer/songwriter. University student in audio production, I'm mainly a cover artist across a variety of genres!

Born April 26, 1997, Alex Bormann, aka Flex Bormarr, plans to etch his name into the stone of Electronic Music.  With tracks ranging from techno to trance, there is no telling when he will be on top of everyone's playlists.
Tracks Released on:
It's Not A Label Records
Abstract Space Records: Aethreal
Housepital Records
Under Noize Records
GLF Records
Spiffy Recordings
Pantheon Sound

I am also open to collaborating with pretty much everyone, hit me up. ;) I have FL Studio.

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