"Ho For The Holidays" is our naughty Christmas album by us, Eden's Slutz. For thought who haven't been good this year.

Learn more at https://www.edensslutz.com/discography/ho-for-the-holidays-album
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Bitch, It's Cold Outside

XXXmas

Eat & Cheat

Boys "R" Toys (Xmas Version)

Nice To Be Naughty (Spice Mix)

Slut 4 Christmas (Rock Mix)

Nice To Be Naughty (Cafe Mix)

This is a remixed version of our holiday song "Pay Me".

Pay Me (Repaid Version)

DJ Naughty & Dudley
Vocal heavy old skool x funky x afro x deep  house

Instagram: @house_ent / @teamdudley / @djnaughtymusic

Soundcloud: @house_ent

Them Man There (DJ Naughty & Dudley) - Brixton Radio - 31.11.25

Saint Desire is a place for wayward girls.  The find discipline with the Naughty Nuns who reside there.

Saint Desire

It's Christmas time we all adore
You want your gifts you little whore 
Can't have them yet, you gotta wait 
Your deeds we shall evaluate
Don't get your panties in a twist,
We'll need to check the naughty list

Have you been good or really bad 
If you've been naughty, don't get mad!
So just sit tight and listen good,
The naughty list dictates the mood
I feel you've been a little sus
Lets see who's naughty among us.

The good and bad, you're on a fringe,
And looking back you're so unhinged,
Cause all you do is jerk and binge,
Some Netflix slop, that's really cringe.
And don't forget the OnlyFans
You're one of dirty little stans
Feet pics, nip slips, I got it, dude...
So long you get your hands on nudes

Been playing lol and counter strike, 
Been raging much with heart rate spikes.
Been jorking it a bit too much 
You've never felt a human touch.
And for the love of god and all
Just clean your bedroom sheets and walls. 
Your carpets looking rough and crusty
You're not just naughty, you bitch - NASTY~

You think you've been so hard at work?!
You've got no skills or silly quirks - 
Your only skill - emote and twerk
In Fortnite, yeah, don't blow your cork

And ho, ho, whore, that's what you are 
You never go outside too far,
From your addiction - precious Twitch,
Just watching gamers like a bitch. 
And spamming jokes 24/7
About the day of...
ho ho ho!

All uber drivers know your place, 
Cause only takeouts touch your face,
You defo need to learn to cook, 
We'll send you festive cooking books
Cause you could make yourself Pad Thai,
You need some noodles, not hentai. 
You're in the pot, you're fucking cooked,
It's time to get your ass unhooked 

And ho, ho, honestly the crimes
That you commit from time to time, 
The lies about your weener size,
The lies about not liking guys, 
You look at naughty vids online,
Which is acceptable and fine,
But when you jingle all your bells, 
Your neighbours know, you're loud as hell.
(WHOOPS~)

Oh ho, ho, holy shit, you're bad
The naughtiest we've ever had
The list is full of your misdeeds,
So stop torrenting pics of feet,
Get out of house, be gay have fun,
And find yourself a hunky man. 
A strong and generous like me,
Yours truly, Santa, that's the tea 

xoxo 


The Naughty List

J.SINN - Jackhammer Switch - 11.15.25

Based on My Favourite Happy Hardcore Track to Dance too Back in the Day .Hands UP Eyes Closed' Feeling The Music ,

Now Here This- Hardcore 4Ever

Visit https://www.edensslutz.com/ to learn more about us!

Our Christmas album "Ho For The Holidays" is out now! Look for it!

What happens when you take a group of prostitutes and turn them into popstars? You get a group pf "popstitutes"!

We are Eden's Slutz, from Las Vegas, Nevada. We're a new kind of girl group, comprised of legal sex workers. Our songs are fun, funny, cheeky, sexy and downright naughty.

Our story began with our manager, Madam Eden Slutz, who owns a licensed brothel outside of Las Vegas, called "Slutopia". When the 2020 global pandemic hit, Eden needed to find another way to keep her girls in business. She decided to venture into another form of prostitution: the music industry. With modern innovations such as autotune and AI, now anyone can be a popstar. From prostitutes to "popstitutes", get ready to "Slut It Up" with Eden's Slutz!

Eden's Slutz are:

-Chantelle: "Barbie Slut". 
    She's a living doll.

-Gizelle: "Picante Slut". 
    A spicy and saucy woman.

-Janelle: "Sakura Slut". 
    A exotic fragrant blossom from the far east.

-Kristelle: "Cocoa Slut". 
    A warm, earthy, velvety smooth tall drink.

-Raquel: "Redheaded Slut". 
    She's sweet but a little tart and packs a bite.

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Music Production house out of Ontario Canada developing up and coming artists of all genres.

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Just a cool cat trying to treat everyday as a party. Life’s too short but the party doesn’t have to be. Check out my mixes anywhere from house, melodic bass, dubstep, to drum n bass, trance and more!

“I don’t follow rules — I follow my own moral compass.
I make music across genres the same way I live life: by feel, not formula.
Empathy, morality, and compassion guide me — not because someone told me to, but because I choose to keep my soul pure.
I believe nothing blindly, only what I can prove for myself, and I fear nothing in the search for truth.
The world might be a stage, but I write my own script — and every track is another scene.
If there’s a gate at the end, I’ll look Peter in the eye and know I stayed true to myself.”

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