ThisIsNotASansSong

*hey.
*ralsei.
*ima just tell you this once.

*i hate doppelgangers.

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kris
they dont really change much but they dont really like ralsei due to him looking ALOT like asriel
they think ralsei is trying to replace him

Kris

FLP: https://www.mediafire.com/file/fdfcq64nnjl6j92/Not+A+MEGALOVANIA.flp/file

---PASTA---

NOT Sans.

It was a normal Saturday. I was going to play Undertale again, a relatively new game at the time.

I booted up the game on my computer, however things looked off the moment it finished loading.

The menu was completely gray and there was no music. I decided to start a neutral run, because I thought it would be a break from doing another pacifist run.

The Ruins were unsettling, to say the least. The whole place was grayed out, and there was a quiet wind. It was also very empty. No puzzles, no Toriel, no enemies, nothing. It was as if someone had came and done a Genocide route, and I had loaded into their game.

When I had found the exit, which didn't take long since there were no enemies, I had made my way into Snowdin. This place was as grayed out and empty as the Ruins, except I couldn't shake the fact that something was watching me. I got to the place where Sans first meets you, and surprisingly, he came.

Except it wasn't a normal Sans encounter. He just stood there. The dialouge box popped up.
He finally spoke.

*let's get this over with.

Instantly I was put into a Sans fight. A SANS FIGHT. IN SNOWDIN. ON A NEUTRAL RUN.
I was honestly expecting to hear Megalovania, but nope. A strange, glitched version started to play. I noticed Sans for the first time. His eyes were dark gray instead of white, and his hoodie was dark gray. His attacks were different as well. The bones were in different patterns than the original fight, and everything was gray. Then I noticed another strange thing: I could hear Sans breathing. And it wasn't normal.

After a long line of attacks, I could finally have my turn. Some text appeared.

*This is NOT Sans.

I decided to check him, considering, if it wasn't Sans, his stats would be different.

*Check

*Sans

*ATK 1 DEF 1

*He stares into your soul.
*Don't make eye contact.

The attacks got faster. Now I was sweating. The more the music played, the more unsettled I became. The music wasn't helping anything. Whatever was on the other side of this battle wasn't messing around.

Suddenly, I got another turn. I decided to hit him and see if he would dodge or not.

[FIGHT]

*Sans

He just...stood there. He didn't dodge. A wind picked up. Sans' sprite darkened. His eyes, nose, and teeth all suddenly dissappeared. His head started twitching. He spoke again.

*look into my eyes, kiddo.

But he actually spoke. I could hear his actual voice. 

*c'mon. look.

I responded fearfully.

"Sans, you have no eyes."

He chuckled. 

*heh.

*you're right.

*because i don't need 'em.

*why, you ask?

*because i ain't sans, bucko.

*now lets get this fight over with so i can kill you.

He had entered his second phase. I felt my head start aching badly. This stupid song was making me go crazy. Sans continued the fight.

Now the bones were bleeding. Yes. THE BONES. WERE BLEEDING. Up until now I hadn't seen him use any Gaster Blasters. But then, I saw a gray, TV static like square shoot a dark gray beam, then vanish into nothingness.

"So, those are Gaster Blasters, huh?"

I was almost ready to give up, when suddenly, the music started to slow down and fade. I was almost at the end of the fight.

However, Sans had one more trick up his sleeve. He slammed a very tall bone through my soul. I felt like I had been stabbed in the chest. Sans chuckled one more time as my vision darkened.

*heh.

*forgot to tell you that was your real soul, budso.

*oh well.

*guess that's it, huh?

*nothing you can do now.

As I fell to the floor, I could faintly hear a sound coming from my monitor. A soul shattering. My soul. I had endured the last of my sufferings.

---INFO---

Song and Creepypasta by DJKIBBLE

credit me if you make any fan works!

Not A MEGALOVANIA (NOT Sans Creepypasta) (Phases 1 & 2)

NOT Sans is at my front door. Help.

My BandLab (has way more music): https://www.bandlab.com/djkibbleofficial

My Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@djkibbleofficial

INTROSSPY is basically my take on DELTARUNE X STORYSPIN
just messing around lol
(pronounced in-tross-py)
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made by khris khros

epic weird music

(I use fl studio and ableton btw)

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