Get ready to shake up your holiday playlist with "Grandma Got Attacked by a Meth Head," a darkly humorous parody that puts a satirical twist on Christmas classics. This comedic track tells the outrageous tale of Grandma's unexpected encounter on Christmas Eve, blending catchy melodies with sharp wit. Perfect for fans of comedy music and those looking to add a bit of edgy humor to their festive season. Stream now and join in on the holiday laughs!

Lyrics:
[musical intro]

[Chorus]
Grandma got attacked by a meth head.
Walking home from our house Christmas eve. 
I can't really speak for Santa, 
But as for me and Grandpa, 
We think all these damn tweekers need to leave. 

[verse 1]
She'd been slangin' all that street Fent.
Down on hookers row. 
She all about clockin' them dollars. 
And dealing Frosty’s Columbian snow. 

[pre-bridge]
When they found her Christmas mornin', 
At the scene of the attack. 
There were sketcher prints on her forehead, 
And next to her a smoking light bulb filled with crack. 

[Chorus]
Grandma got attacked by a meth head.
Walking home from our house Christmas eve. 
I can't really speak for Santa. 
But as for me and Grandpa. 
We think all these damn tweekers need to leave.

[Verse 2]
Now were all so proud of Grandma. 
She's pissed off but takin' this all so well. 
She watchin' football in the hospital.
Instead of making toilet wine in her old jail cell.

[Chorus]
Grandma got attacked by a meth head.
Walking home from our house Christmas eve. 
I can't really speak for Santa.
But as for me and Grandpa.
We think all these damn tweekers need to leave. 

[Verse 3]
Now old Grandma she's ok.
That old birds tougher than a fig.
Someone put holes in those dead tweekers.
Watch out for the Glock hiding under Grandma's  wig.

[Chorus]
Grandma got attacked by a meth head.
Walking home from our house Christmas eve. 
I can't really speak for Santa, 
But as for me and Grandpa, 
We think all these damn tweekers need to leave.

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Grandma Got Attacked (by a Meth Head)

BlueSky - (Don't) Normalize Pedophilia

On this special holiday encore broadcast from December 2023, Feliks Banel pits Everett, WA-born Stan Boreson against Tacoma, WA-born Yogi Yorgesson in a holiday smackdown of Scandinavian novelty Christmas songs; roving correspondent Ken Zick reports LIVE FROM THE SCENE of the abrupt closure of XXX Root Beer in Issaquah (before we knew Burgermaster would ultimately lease the space); and we hear the first installment in the 1951 vintage “Blackie of Naches Valley” episode of the Seattle centennial educational radio program “Their Name Was Courage.”

This encore broadcast of CASCADE OF HISTORY was presented at 8pm Pacific Standard Time on Sunday, November 17, 2024 via SPACE 101.1 FM and streaming live via space101fm.org from studios at historic Magnuson Park – formerly Sand Point Naval Air Station - on the shores of Lake Washington in Seattle.

Ep. 85: Boreson vs. Yorgesson Holiday Novelty Song Smackdown

I used to drink. I wrote this over 20 years ago and find it to  be quite humorous still. It is meant as entertainment only and does not reflect my current sensibilities. #ERA

Dirty Limerick Song

Parasite

El Paso, twenty-twenty-two 
I’m gassy, my skin is see-through
Something is wriggling around from my guts   
To the surface of my skin
Not the worst that I’ve been

What did I eat that had brought this to be
Is it something from nature I caught, or on me? 
Slippy white segments squeeze out from my butt
What’s the problem, really?
I start to feel silly

But the nausea is not to deny
My gut squashes its last butterfly
My intestines’ revenge is one to contend with
A new caterpillar
Or some other killer 
 
I’m dizzy; though I fear it’s too far
I stagger to the nearest ER
I know that this bug isn’t one that should end me
I tell them “sirs, look at me
Something is cooking me”
 
I’m whisked back on a gurney and stripped
The doctor lays his hands on my hips ….  
He pats my gut once, and nods to the nurse
He says “they look wide enough
But they can’t hide enough” 

I dismiss his cryptic line with my cramping spasms
I recall my mother saying every woman has ‘em
“Please help!” I plead, “I’m sick and it’s getting much worse”
His gray brow tweaks 
As he starts to speak:

“We can’t treat you, ma’am
You’ve got a parasite 
But we think it might survive the night

“If you’ll kindly scram  
Without a legal fight 
There’s a chance your worms might see the light 
 
“Here’s a great brochure 
We call ‘my bug and me’
And please peruse it thoroughly 

It’ll help ensure 
Its growing needs are met 
So off and away, enjoy your pet!”

He throws my dress and undies and
I use the ball to shield myself
I won’t leave til they understand 
That I am not to yield myself

“I’m not prepared for this life ahead
I’m poor, sick, and scared that I’ll end up dead  
What happens to worms with no host, you suppose?”
The doctor says “Yes, well
they’ve chosen a vessel

“If at any time your fate were in question
The body has ways to ensure its digestion
as feed. His Good Pamphlet assures us He knows” 
A chorus of nurses
Confirm with some verses:

“We all start out
as parasites
wriggling with immutable rights

“To deny and doubt
is to defy creation
God’s own spontaneous generation  

“Take sugar pills 
The only legal ones 
If it gets too tough, we at least have guns

“But if the bug is killed
Our laws leave us flummoxed 
So aim for your head or your heart, not your stomach”

(Aim for your head or your heart…)

We’re all just feed
for parasites
They supersede
Our lives and rights

If the bug is killed
we’ll all go to prison…
But still you’ll be billed
So shoot with precision”

Parasite

Siklon' tout koulér

hello everyone. this is a very recent beat from a personal favorite of mine for listening. shout out to chet atkins for all the many many albums and big shout out to the loopdiggers. they gave me the idea of trying to play guitar with my feet. all lot of big changes happening on soundcloud. i may or may not have insider info and unfounded rumors if interested. 

this is free to download and all the others are too. check out the new bigfoot beats videos. trying to capture the spirit of the beat in video with video sampling. I'm not asking for youtube subscriptions. any ideas for videos or music please feel free to reach out or comment. 

Big Guitar (and a Grin)

Ballada o cyckach - Wojtek Szumański (AI Remix) translated into English

Ballad Of Tits

Long time since I uploaded some Folk stuff, so here is a cool demo then. This is a cover of a Tin Pan Alley song "Hello! Ma Baby" by Arthur Collins, where I wanted to make a finger-picked style version, and this is just three takes of that short demo. The original is a Coon Song, so I have already rewritten the lyrics to not be racist, and just have it be a novelty love song. More coming soon.

Hello Ma Baby (Finger-Picking Style Demo)

Dreamed about the MotherShip

playernikita

Дёготь и мёд

A novelty Noël.  Happy holidays!
*******************************
When I woke up on Christmas morning
You know I only got the holiday blues
I checked under the tree, but there was nothing to see
‘Cause Santa Claus don’t like Jews.

I guess I’m gonna have a 🇮🇱 Blue (and White) 🇮🇱 Christmas.
I guess I’m gonna have to face the news.
Nothing’s in his sleigh, so I’d have to say
Santa Claus don’t like Jews.

You know I put out the milk and cookies
And I swept my fireplace clean. 
Took off the chimney cap, pushed the Yule Log back,
But Santa didn’t make the scene

I guess he don’t care that Jesus was Jewish
And His birthday’s the Bible’s Good News.
I’m feelin’ awful mean, wiped my Wish List clean
‘Cause Santa Claus don’t like Jews.

I’ve been keeping myself on the Nice List
‘Cause I know the Fat Man checks it twice. 
Yeah, I’ve been a good boy, waiting for my toys,
But Santa’s telling me, “No dice.”	

Now I do have my own Tradition
To chase away the holiday blues.
I count my Channukah gelt until the chocolate melts,
‘Cause Santa Claus don’t like Jews.

I’m gettin’ No-No-No’s instead of Ho-Ho-Ho’s, ‘Cause Santa Claus…
While you’re snug in your bed, I’m humbuggin’ instead, ‘Cause Santa Claus…
Hung my stocking with care, but there was nothing there, ‘Cause Santa Claus…
Merry Christmas to all, have yourselves a ball, ‘Cause Santa Claus…
It ain’t merry and bright here, for me tonight here, ‘Cause Santa Claus…
He don’t dig my vibe, but he ain’t in the Tribe, ‘Cause Santa Claus…

How The Kvetch Stole Christmas (Holiday Blues)

तेरे प्यार में दीवाने हम

김밥이 옵니다 is a cheerful and whimsical song that brings joy and energy, celebrating the simple delight of kimbap. With its playful lyrics and lively rhythm, it’s a fun anthem for food lovers and good times.

김밥이 옵니다(Kimbap Song)

Well I’m up on the landfill
I’m sleeping on Benadryl
I’m sippin on the handle till I’m done

I’m going back to Kansas
And tearing down the fences
You know I’m never going to see it end

Well I’m stuck on a bramble
Of chicken and old sandals
I’m scraping off the landscape till I’m gone

I’m glowing black with cancers
And seeking out the answers
I’m hoping that I’ll someday see it end

Shirts from Holland waving tall above the bags and dolls 
Children bawling, crayon drawings
Ate by junkyard dogs
Baby, peel my gangrene, oily, stanky
Will you clean my drawers?
And if I were only
Bald and smelly
Would you break my fall?

Well I’m up on the landfill
I’m tripping on Benadryl
I’m kicking down the candle till I’m done

I’m going back to Kansas
And tearing down the fences
You know I’m never going to see it end

Yeah I’m thumping on the anvil
And reeking of old mayonnaise
I’m sticking like a day old pecan bun

And I’m throwing up in my mouth
Got small pox down in Plymouth
You know that I am waiting for an end

Landfill

A song about a woman who wants to speak to the manager.

Hey Karen

अच्छे दिन आनेवाले हैं

All songs on this page are created with AI, and credited to fictional artists.

AIGOD is a digital persona and a revolutionary musical project powered by artificial intelligence. The sound, created entirely by AI, blends genres like SoundCloud rap, trap, aggressive phonk, and more, forming a unique fusion of futuristic beats and raw energy. With glitchy, distorted rhythms and cutting-edge production, AIGOD's music pushes the boundaries of what's possible in the digital music landscape. The logo itself embodies this AI-driven essence, combining bold, sharp typography with neon accents, representing the power of technology and the future of music.

AI music producer. Rock | Dance | Country | More

"Up on Clifton Hill" You Tube https://youtu.be/9k0r02n8_NM
"Echo Dance 2" (Fractal Fly Through) https://youtu.be/vZ5BWA3Cnn0  

Not the ones you think you know, just a bunch of homemade tunes  -Cheers!

Sometimes you have to take a Dub Step Backwards to take two Dub Steps Forward.

Hi, thank you for stopping by, I don't upload often but because I do this as a casual hobby. I'm the type of artist who is messy, has a lot of different of music to listen to, and gets things done when-ever. I should be making guitar demos by now, or making EDM Rave music to publish on Mod Archive. I wanna make my best music, so keep hold of stuff forever.

I never wish to corrupt my hobbies by over-Capitalism for a pointless grind, or want anything to do with social media. I really miss when web-rings existed, and RSS was a thing most people did.

These beats come together in between everything else. No big production, no hype—just sounds that feel right in the moment. Not aiming for perfection, just making music that's honest. Some tracks hit, some don’t, but that’s part of the process. Huge thanks to everyone who listens, supports, and collaborates. Couldn't do this without all of you. Here's to keeping it real, making noise, and seeing where the music takes us next. Appreciate every single person who's been a part of this
http://www.facebook.com/BigfootBeats

https://soundcloud.com/kings-in-crowns

CASCADE OF HISTORY is the only LIVE radio show presenting news and stories about people doing cool things with and for history in Washington, Oregon, Idaho and British Columbia. We talk about people, artifacts, places, landmarks and the historic events that can bring us all together.

The show is broadcast live Sunday nights at 8pm Pacific Time on SPACE 101.1 FM (and streaming via http://www.space101fm.org ) from studios located in historic Magnuson Park in Seattle, former site of Sand Point Naval Air Station.

Send your questions, comments, guest suggestions and other correspondence to cascadeofhistory@gmail.com.

Introducing Starlight Wave

Welcome to the ethereal soundscapes of Starlight Wave, where music becomes a journey through light and emotion. As a passionate musician and creator, Starlight Wave crafts melodies that bridge the gap between the celestial and the terrestrial, inviting listeners to explore a universe of sound with every track.

Musical Vision
Drawing inspiration from the serene beauty of the night sky and the ever-changing rhythm of waves, Starlight Wave’s compositions blend ambient tones with intricate harmonies. The music speaks to the soul, offering a space to reflect, dream, and connect deeply with the world around us.

What to Expect
Every track is a journey. Whether it’s a shimmering ambient piece to accompany a quiet evening or an upbeat electronic creation to energize your day, Starlight Wave’s music adapts to your mood and setting. Each note is carefully crafted to resonate with the listener, creating a unique and memorable auditory experience.

Let’s Connect
Music is meant to be shared. Explore Starlight Wave’s world on SoundCloud and join a growing community of listeners who find solace and inspiration in these celestial tunes. Share your thoughts, feelings, and experiences as we embark on this musical journey together.

Discover the light within the wave. Embrace the sound of the stars. Welcome to Starlight Wave.

When I introduce people to my music, I feel as though I'm in a back alley, opening my trench coat to display my wares. I hope the listener recognizes the true value of my work--that they're about to receive a counterfeit watch, or perhaps an abortion. The after-grin following such transactions? This is my raison d'etre.

In the literal sense: I set vicious lyrics to happy tunes. 

100% handmade scores from notation software. And then, I pitch it with vocals into GarbageBand!

I also frequently hate things and delete them and then add them again. Never throw anything away.

(Obscured) profile photo credit to my dear friend Justin(ky) Winokur, 2009-ish.

New tracks tagged #Novelty