Volfing har forberedt en personlighedstest som ikke falder i helt god smag hos Vesterbøg, men de kommer dog igennem. De får heldigvis også tid til at snakke om de vigtige ting i livet som patmælk.

Dronningens patmælk

Dagens episode handler om det de fleste af os har stiftet bekendtskab med i barndommen. Ja nogle voksne, især mænd, er stadig ret begejstrede for dem. Det er selveste livets næring vi taler om, bedre kendt som patter.
Så glæd jer hvis I har en tendens til at hælde til at patter er nice.
derud over agerer Volfing pat doktor og Vesterbøg er kunden. Lyt med og lær om store kander.

Bryster og patter i lange baner

Pitter Patter

Scrin - Gefangen in mir selbst
lass dich einfach vom beat mitnehmen. Treibene kicks werden
dein Herzschlag leiten.
Album - Tanz mit dem Abgrund

Scrin - Gefangen in mir selbst

Get ready for a whirlwind of words and hilarious happenings! This high-speed patter song is an absolute celebration of tongue-twisting alliteration, packed with whimsical characters like Winky Willy, Feisty Fiona, and Silly Sally performing all sorts of zany actions – from wobbling through weeds to singing songs that skip the clouds away. Follow along (if you can!) as the rapid-fire lyrics paint playful pictures, challenging tongues and tickling funny bones. The energetic chorus invites everyone to join the "whirling words" and "chattering chatterboxes" for a delightful burst of laughter and rhythmic fun, perfect for kids who love silly sounds and a bouncy, danceable beat.

Verse 1
Winky Willy wobbled while whirling with wild weeds,
Twirling through the tulips, tickling tiny seeds!
Feisty Fiona flipped her funny feather fan,
But Freddie flopped and hopped, a rubber-band man!  

Chorus
Whirling words of wondrous wits, let’s spin them ‘round and ‘round,
Chasing chattering chatterboxes across the playground ground!
Zipping zany zingers! Let’s giggle as we flow,
In this whirlwind of wordplay, let the laughter grow!  

Verse 2
Charlie chased a cheeky chipmunk, chirping in the breeze,
Liam laughed as lightning bugs lighted up the trees!
Wanda waved a wiggly wand, wishing on a star,
While Timmy tumbled, tripped, and laughed, “I didn’t go too far!”  

Chorus
Whirling words of wondrous wits, let’s spin them ‘round and ‘round,
Chasing chattering chatterboxes across the playground ground!
Zipping zany zingers! Let’s giggle as we flow,
In this whirlwind of wordplay, let the laughter grow!  

Bridge
Bobby built a boat of bananas, bobbing by the bay,
While silly Sally sang a song that skipped the clouds away!
Nina noticed ninja turtles napping near a sunny stone,
As whispering winds brought wacky tales that made the garden moan!  

Verse 3
Dancing daisies dipped and darted, dodging every cheer,
David dashed, delightfully, declaring, “Life is clear!”
With whirling words and wondrous wits, we’re crafting joy anew,
Join this brilliant bonanza; we’ll spread the glee with you!  

Chorus
Whirling words of wondrous wits, let’s spin them ‘round and ‘round,
Chasing chattering chatterboxes across the playground ground!
Zipping zany zingers! Let’s giggle as we flow,
In this whirlwind of wordplay, let the laughter grow!  

Outro
Now our journey’s just beginning, every line a delightful treat,
With whirling words and wondrous wits, let’s dance to this beat!
So gather friends and family, let’s share this lively fun,
With whirling words of wondrous wits, our song has just begun!

Cowboy Cadence - Patter Song For Kids

Whirling Words of Wondrous Wits

Dive into a silly, speedy story-song built like a classic tongue-twister! This track uses the fun patter style to create "funful fables" about everything from "charming chameleons" chasing dreams to "rascally rabbits" reveling in rain. Its rapid-fire delivery and heavy reliance on alliteration across a host of animal characters make it a delightful challenge for tongues of all ages. Set against a simple, cheerful tune, it’s designed to bring laughter, test articulation, and spread pure, frisky, fable-filled joy.

Verse 1
 Fifty fluffy foxes found a field for frolics bright,  
 Flipping, flapping, flying, oh, what a fun-filled sight!  
 Silly sassy squirrels scampered swiftly, snatching seeds,  
 Bouncing between blooming blossoms, gathering their needs!  

 Chorus
 Frolicking fast and funful fables fill the forest floor,  
 Whirling words and witty wonders waiting at the door!  
 Jumpy jaguars jive and jolt, while dandy ducks all dance,  
 Join our frolicking fables, come embrace the chance!  

 Verse 2
 Seventeen sneaky snails slid silently in style,  
 Twisting through the tulips, making every moment worthwhile!  
 Charming chameleons chased their colorful, crazy dreams,  
 Counting comets in the clouds, bursting at the seams!  

 Chorus
 Frolicking fast and funful fables fill the forest floor,  
 Whirling words and witty wonders waiting at the door!  
 Jumpy jaguars jive and jolt, while dandy ducks all dance,  
 Join our frolicking fables, come embrace the chance!  

 Bridge
 Rascally rabbits raced and rumbled, reveling in the rain,  
 Whispering to wind and willow, “Come join us once again!”  
 Daring doves dove down and danced beneath the silver moon,  
 As prancing ponies played their part, singing a happy tune!  

 Verse 3
 Eight eager elephants elegantly enjoyed their day,  
 Elaborate in their elegance, they brought the joy to play!  
 Fuzzy ferrets fumbled, flipping Friday’s feathers high,  
 With frolicking fast and funful tales that made the laughter fly!  

 Chorus
 Frolicking fast and funful fables fill the forest floor,  
 Whirling words and witty wonders waiting at the door!  
 Jumpy jaguars jive and jolt, while dandy ducks all dance,  
 Join our frolicking fables, come embrace the chance!  

 Outro
 Now our frolicking fables fade, yet laughter lingers near,  
 With every silly story shared, we bring the world good cheer!  
 So gather friends, gather joy, let’s sprinkle glee around,  
 In this playful, frisky fable, happiness will abound!

Frolicking Fast and Funful Fables

Get ready for the whirlwind fun of "Gathering Giggling Gadgets"! This super-fast, tongue-twisting patter song bursts with joyful energy, painting a silly picture of bouncing bunnies baking bread, terrific turtles tinkering with tools, zooming zebras, and a whole host of giggling gadgets having a grand time. With its rapid-fire lyrics packed with playful alliteration and an incredibly upbeat tempo, it's designed to make kids laugh, dance, and maybe even try to keep up with the speedy singing!

Verse 1:
Bouncing bobbing bunnies baked a batch of buttery bread,
With dazzling donuts dipped in dreams, delighting all the spread!
Giggling gadgets gleamed and glistened, grinning all around,
Zany zebras zoomed on by, making such a joyful sound!  

Chorus:
Gathering giggling gadgets, grand adventures on the way,
Whirling whiz and whacky whims, let’s dance and shout hooray!
Silly seals and sparking stars, they twirl upon the stage,
Join our gathering of gadgets, let excitement fill the page!  

Verse 2:
Ten terrific turtles tinkered with their tricky little tools,
Twists and turns and tumbling tricks, they showed quite the cool schools!
Chatty chickens chirped and cheered, clucking wisdom all around,
With laughter in the sunlit air, their joy was truly found!  

Chorus:
Gathering giggling gadgets, grand adventures on the way,
Whirling whiz and whacky whims, let’s dance and shout hooray!
Silly seals and sparking stars, they twirl upon the stage,
Join our gathering of gadgets, let excitement fill the page!  

Bridge:
Wondrous wriggleworms wove wands of whimsical delight,
Spinning stories, swirling dreams that danced into the night!
Zooming zebras raced and jumped, jiving to the beat,
With giggling gadgets in their grasp, they twirled upon their feet!  

Verse 3:
Daring dragonflies darted, drawing doodles in the air,
While crafty cats created castles, colorful and rare!
Every creature joined the fun, bursting with laughter's cheer,
In this gathering of gadgets, happiness is here!  

Chorus:
Gathering giggling gadgets, grand adventures on the way,
Whirling whiz and whacky whims, let’s dance and shout hooray!
Silly seals and sparking stars, they twirl upon the stage,
Join our gathering of gadgets, let excitement fill the page!  

Outro:
Now our gathering fades to dreams, take magic with you, friend,
With every giggle, gadget, joke, let laughter never end!
So gather up your stories bright, and share them near and far,
In this joyful, giggling world, you truly are a star!

Gathering Giggling Gadgets

This is a fun, high-energy song that's all about the joy of language. It's built around playful alliteration and tongue twisters, with a lively, upbeat feel. The music would be fast-paced and catchy, with a sing-along chorus that's perfect for a crowd. The a cappella style and increasing tempo make it feel like a vocal challenge, full of clever wordplay and lighthearted fun. This is a track that celebrates the whimsical side of words and the pure pleasure of a good rhyme.

Verse 1
In a dim-lit diner during dinner, dandy Dan,
Danced with Daisy daily, doing quite a program!
Caught a classic cat that clapped and clopped away,
Drew a crowd of curious kids who came to watch and play!  

Chorus
Twirlin’ tongue twisters, twisty tales to tell,
Rapid-fire riddles that ring like a bell!
Quick and quirky quips that tickle every ear,
Join the jolly jamboree; let’s make it crystal clear!  

Verse 2
Bobby bounced beside a bumpy boulder, brave and bold,
Balancing a bag of biscuits, but they wouldn’t hold!
Raced a rabbit running rapidly across the choppy street,
Gathered giggling geese that greeted him discreet!  

Chorus
Twirlin’ tongue twisters, twisty tales to tell,
Rapid-fire riddles that ring like a bell!
Quick and quirky quips that tickle every ear,
Join the jolly jamboree, let’s make it crystal clear!  

Bridge
Peter picked a pack of pickled peppers, how many?
Seven slippery seals slid silently, oh, isn’t it funny?
Fred fumbled and flapped, trying to find his feet,
But every little twist kept his day much more sweet!  

Verse 3
Tina twirled in tiny tights, tying twists on twine,
While Sam sat softly strumming silly songs, sublime!
With zany zigzagging zeal, we zip and zoom along,
In this wild world of words, we’re where we all belong!  

Chorus
Twirlin’ tongue twisters, twisty tales to tell,
Rapid-fire riddles that ring like a bell!
Quick and quirky quips that tickle every ear,
Join the jolly jamboree, let’s make it crystal clear!  

Outro
Now we’ve spun our stories, swift and full of flair,
With zesty zigzags, let’s celebrate the air!
Grab your friends, come join us in this lively, merry song,
With twirlin’ tongue twisters, you can’t go wrong!

Twirlin’ Tongue Twisters

Get ready for a delightful whirlwind of words! This incredibly fast and fun patter song unleashes a hilarious parade of alliterative animal characters – from "slippery seals" and "giddy giraffes" to "ticklish tigers" and "crafty, chatty chipmunks." Packed with playful wordplay and tongue-tangling phrases, especially in its catchy chorus celebrating "terrific topsy-turvy tongue twisters," this track is designed to make kids giggle while joyfully challenging their articulation skills. It's a high-energy invitation to join in the wacky, wonderful, wordy fun!

Verse 1
Seven slippery seals slid silently south,
Sipping zestful lemonade, oh, spilling from their mouth!
Giddy giraffes gallivanting, giving glances at the sky,
"How high can you hop?" they hollered, trying not to cry!  

Chorus
Terrific topsy-turvy tongue twisters twist and tangle tight,
Wobbly words and silly sounds are soaring in delight!
Ticklish tigers teeter-totter, tumbling through the trees,
Join our topsy-turvy tongue twist; let’s giggle with the breeze!  

Verse 2
Twenty tiny turtles tried to tiptoe on two toes,
While crafty, chatty chipmunks chattered secrets no one knows!
Funky flamingos flapping feathers, frolicking for fun,
“Fifty fast and feisty friends; we’re racing just for one!”  

Chorus
Terrific topsy-turvy tongue twisters twist and tangle tight,
Wobbly words and silly sounds are soaring in delight!
Ticklish tigers teeter-totter, tumbling through the trees,
Join our topsy-turvy tongue twist; let’s giggle with the breeze!  

Bridge
Picky pickled peppers were prepared with perfect flair,
While dazzling dandelions danced, delighting everywhere!
Nineteen nagging gnats, they gabbled, navigating near,
“Try to tell your friends ten times without a single tear!”  

Verse 3
Whirlwind whales and wiggling worms, they wandered with a wish,
As cheerful chants and clapping hands turned every frown to swish!
Jumping up and jiggly down, we’ll tangle every tale,
With terrific topsy-turvy tongue twisters, we can’t fail!  

Chorus
Terrific topsy-turvy tongue twisters twist and tangle tight,
Wobbly words and silly sounds are soaring in delight!
Ticklish tigers teeter-totter, tumbling through the trees,
Join our topsy-turvy tongue twist; let’s giggle with the breeze!  

Outro
So swap your silly stories, share your words with flair,
With terrific topsy-turvy tongue twisters, laughter’s everywhere!
Gather friends, join the fun, together we will sing,
In this wondrous, wacky whirlwind, let’s make our voices ring!

Terrific Topsy-Turvy Tongue Twisters

Anguish (French: Angoisses or Angoisse) is an 1878 oil painting by August Friedrich Schenck. It depicts an anguished mother sheep standing over the dead body of her lamb, surrounded by a murder of crows.

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Mit uofficielle remix af Jeg Kan Li' At Bolle Dig.

Jeg Kan Li' At Bolle Dig (PATTY MEME BOOTLEG)

Every word of Mrs Lovetts garrulous song By The Sea, is heard in Gina's amusing performance.  

By The Sea (Sondheim)

Så bliver verden vendt endnu engang. Der er en dårlig sketch fra mappen og en masse tjumsede anekdoter og tjumsede indslag.Nåh ja, så vender gutterne lidt om en eller anden livstils ekspert der tager billeder af noget krig.

Ikke uden mine patter

an extension of suciogami unto 6petals;

torment or tease (someone) with the sight or promise of something that is unobtainable.

#hardtekk #tekk #tekkcore
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Published composer, main instrument is keyboard
Does synthwave/cinematic/piano tracks

We are Cowboy Cadence—Bruce Jahn, Kathy Trevelyan, Ben Fortescue, and Sarah Fortescue—and for a decade, from 1985 to 1995, we operated as a fiercely independent musical ensemble. Our guiding principle was always authentic self-expression, and that meant we were involved in every single aspect of our creative journey. From the very first note written and the arrangements we crafted, to performing all the instruments and vocals, we handled it all. We even took on the meticulous tasks of recording and mixing right there in our own home setups, completely eschewing external producers, writers, or engineers. This deeply autonomous approach wasn't just a choice; it was essential for us to ensure our unique vision and genuine voice shone through in every piece of music we created.

This commitment to doing things our way truly shaped our diverse repertoire, which spanned heartfelt Country tunes, whimsical Children's songs, and playful Comedic pieces. While our primary focus remained firmly on crafting and perfecting our recordings, we also cherished the opportunities to share our distinctively homespun sound with others. We performed live at local fairs and various community venues, finding joy in those direct connections. However, we deliberately chose to limit our live events, a conscious decision to avoid the kind of intense spotlight and stardom often involved in the music industry. For us, it was always about the music itself, and the freedom to create it on our own terms.

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Kathleen Connell teaches sustainable, evidence-based vocal techniques and performance craft, helping you develop as a singer and connect with your audience. Kathleen’s mission is to give you the skills and techniques for a well-functioning voice, so you can confidently sing a range of styles and genres.

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