Episode graphics courtesy of your feelings and entering "unpopular soccer podcast hosts" into an AI prompt. JP of Soccer Touchdown fame for that. 

CLOSING SONG ISSUE IS FIXED

In this episode we have a guest interview with Tymon Emch who talks to us about the Roots Futsal program that just launched, your soccer, and the trials an tribulations of trying to make your way up the professional referee ladder of success.

ONE THING WE REGRETFULLY FAIL TO MENTION - THORNS HOME OPENER - AKA FAKE FANS. :(

Relevant Links

Roots Futsal: https://www.rootsfutsal.com
Cadaver Casa; https://www.cadacasa.org

Outro Music: The Darkness covers Street Spirit (Fade Out) by Radiohead. thedarknesslive.com

Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly 
Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly

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PVSP 74: S4E6 - It's March, You're Welcome

In this episode we cover a pathetic result in Vancouver, Seattle Hype, 107ist Podcast Hype, and Listener Feedback. We also interview Nevets,  OG host of the prototypical (?) Timbers podcast Five Minutes to Kickoff. Was it the first one? Let's just say yes until someone corrects us.

Relevant links:
Nevets on Twitter: https://twitter.com/5mTKO

Closing Track: Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger 
https://youtu.be/gAjR4_CbPpQ

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Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly

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PVSP 77: S4E9 - Thank God, Another Guest (Nevets)

Fish gutting lessons with Dairon Asprilla
Our First Review!

Outro Music: Mongol Horde - 'Make Way' 
https://youtu.be/8FOoo6D0Wes

Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly 
Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly

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PVSP 78: S4E10 - Dairon Dairon Dairon!

THE GANG GOES ON FOR WAY TOO LONG........ But we couldn't cut any of the crucial bits where we talked over each other. ALL OF IT IS MASSIVELY IMPORTANT!

3 games and 2 victories. A loss to FC Cincinnati, a win in the Open Cup against a USL team, and Yimmi Chara returns to scre the winner again St Louis City. PLUS: NWSL Thorns Coverage by Zippy of Soccer Touchdown!

Outro Music - Steal My Sunshine by Len - https://youtu.be/E1fzJ_AYajA

Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly 
Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly

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PVSP 79: S4E11 - Are We Gooder Yet?

3 matches  - Austin , RSL Open Cup and Vancouver... Predictions and ULTRAS!!!!

Relevant Links:

Randy's Soccer Made In Portland nerd stats:
2016: https://bit.ly/3Mv4eOM
2017: https://bit.ly/42T8Gfo
2018: https://bit.ly/42EGY6w

Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly 
Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly

Closing Track: Summertime Boogie by Shonen Knife - http://www.shonenknife.net

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PVSP 80: S4E12 - It’s Summer-ish, so yes, we are good.

We cover the Portland Timbers first two matches in the inaugural Leagues Cup tournament., and the results against San Jose and Tigres.

Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly

Closing song: Double Crossed by Face to Face - https://facetofacemusic.com

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PVSP 84: S4E16 - 2 Leagues, One Cup

What’s coming up in this episode?
Recent Results
Playoff Predictions 
Upcoming Matches

The team showed signs of fight, do we make the playoffs?
Randy - No
Greg - Yes, but doesn’t care, make the playoffs in a wet fart
Josh - Yes, win the league
Jonathan - Yes, we winning the western conference, losing in the final

Outro Music - Venomous Pinks, I Really Don’t Care

Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly

Episode link: bit.ly/45Th6W5

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Epsiode 86: S4E18 - Don't Be A Greg

What’s coming up in this episode?
• Where is Jonathan and why is he terrible? 
• Recent results
• Upcoming Matches
• Do we dare talk about playoffs?
• The man, the myth, the Miles Joseph

Closing Track
MLS Anthem - Hans Zimmer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzVLfPX-CtY

Radio Free PVSP  (closing song playlist) - spoti.fi/3ndcaqN

Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly 
Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly

Link to episode: bit.ly/3PnIqES

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Episode 87: S4E19 - Episode title pending; much like our playoff hopes

The Return of the Best Worst Podcast!

New coach, same old shit from the front office. Roster changes galore, Jonathan's trip to Europe, MLS Cup,  and an after-school special announcement from Randy.

Outro Music - So Long by the Kinks: youtube.com/watch?v=SuWx5S1j23c

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Episode 88: SE4E20 - Return of the Best Worst Podcast

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Episode 89 (s4e21) - Putting an Ugly Ass Bow on 2023

Episode 90 (s5e1) - Breaking into the 90s

We have a playlist of all the kick ass songs we play on Spotify. 
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Episode 91 (s5e2) - Special Guest, CHRIS DUVALL!

What’s coming up in this episode?
• Roster Moves, Rumors and Random
• Kit Talk with Josh
https://www.instagram.com/stories/highlights/18417712792035702/?hl=en
• 107IST News
• Listener Questions
• Gulp, PREDICTIONS
• Upcoming Matches

Episode 92 (s5e3) - Street Beefs

What’s coming up in this episode?
• Results and Rumors
• DaBella Ciao
• Listener Questions
• Predictions
• Upcoming Matches


Radio Free PVSP  (closing song playlist) - spoti.fi/3ndcaqN

Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly 
Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly

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Episode 93 (s5e4) - DaBoring

What’s coming up in this episode?
• Results
• Signing inbound?
• Predictions

Closing track: Wake the Dead - Comeback Kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NTyyCwwDfY
 
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Episode 94 (s5e5) - A Tale of Four Halves

What’s coming up in this episode?
• New Storefront! 
• Roster Moves & Rumors
• Results - ML$, Open Cup, Thorns & USMNT
• Predictions

Closing track Greg: Marina and the Diamonds, Bubblegum Bitch 
 
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Episode 95 (s5e6) - Where oh where have our finishing boots gone?

What’s coming up in this episode?
• We suck
• We’re almost good
• We REALLY suck - FIRE EVERYONE
• We can be good?

Closing track: Wherever the Creeps Go - FYP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NTyyCwwDfY  
  
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Episode 96 (s5e7) - Man, F*#k Vancouver

What’s coming up in this episode?
• Results & performances
• Josh Talks Soccer Formations
• Jonathan visits training
• Predictions and upcoming matches

Episode 97 (s5e8) - Point by Lonely Point

What’s coming up in this episode?
• Results and vibes 
• Phil’s Presser
• Predictions
• Ipswich Town FC

Closing Track:
Madball - Doc Marten Stomp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5RQhAPygXE

Episode 98 (s5e9) - Two Minutes To Midnight

Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast is a Portland Timbers podcast hosted by Jonathan, Randy, Greg, and Josh with occasional guests on rotation. We mainly discuss the Portland Timbers, Portland Thorns, MLS, NWSL, and the USMNT and USWNT. PTFC Til I Die.

For breaking soccer news…
For insight that excels…
For expert analytics…
...you better go somewhere else. 

But for a bit of craic about PDX footy with tongue firmly in cheek, inaccurate predictions, the hottest of takes, and plenty of off-the-rails moments, you’ve found the right vanity project. Just read what other satisfied listeners around the Rose City and beyond are saying:

“I learned absolutely nothing about the team. I’m not even sure these guys watch soccer.”
- Hugh Mann

"Like shepherds with some mics, they may have single handedly corralled the sheeple against the evils of the deep state."
-Stephanie 

“I make all my important decisions, soccer-related and personal, after listening to Portland Vanity.”
    - definitely the real Merritt Paulson

“¿Por qué ellos hablan tanto de caca?”
    - Diego

“They're pretty nice, for assholes.”
    - Dane

“They’re such sweet boys, but do they have to swear so much?”
    - your grandma

“I gave one of them a key to my house, and every episode I listen to I question that decision.”
    - Tyler

“Sign me up for cropped top and booty shorts day!”
    -McG

“I quit.”
    - Randy

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