What's better than a nap? An Ultra-nap™️.

Ultra-Nap

Så skru dog ned !

Så skru dog ned !

Let's call at the fridge again
Leftovers playing pretend

Groceries is a mess
My diet's anyone's guess

Skipping out salad night
Nachos calling out my name

Turn up the disco night
Frozen foods in microwave

Refrigerated Dreams

Melon-dy

Christmas mashups of Charli XCX's brat album

360 x Wonderful Christmastime

Mean girls x Last Christmas

Sympathy is a knife x Sleigh Ride

As a songwriter and erotica writer, when I heard Wood by Taylor Swift, I knew I had to make my own song devoted to Travis Kelce's penis. I feel this song says what Taylor couldn't bring herself to say.

Redwood Tree (You're My Cock and You're My Man)

ts is so.. CHICKEN fetus ASS - Nox_xy X Royal ft. Dankboi68

He's a bumbling cop with a fondness for chilli dogs and taking things literally. She's a femme fatale with a fondness for stealing chairs and a penchant for animating snowmen. They fight crime!

It could've been a remade disaster, but the new Naked Gun does surprisingly well as a funny (and, at times, unusually smart) send-up of both 2020s-era tech bro megalomania and the classic means-well-buffoonery of the Leslie Nielsen era. It helps if you've got an action star playing the comedy role as straight-faced as possible, and if that star has exceedingly good chemistry with his lady co-star, and if they both have a scene where they have to escape a serial killer snowman they've animated with black magic. Seriously.

Just remember, you can't take on City Hall. It's a building.

Tell us what you thought at sliceofcherryguys@gmail.com!
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EXTRA LINKS:
Alex Ritman interview with Liam Neeson on starring in the film, via Variety: https://variety.com/2025/film/global/liam-neeson-naked-gun-reboot-retiring-action-movies-1236467858/

Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson interview each other, via People: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlLVQYzgQQg

Original Naked Gun co-creator David Zucker's critical take on the 2025 reboot, via The Hollywood Reporter: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/original-naked-gun-director-slams-liam-neeson-reboot-1236428243/

The Naked Gun 2025 (Slice of Cherry Guys #75)

Vũ Điệu Delta Phọt - LÊ Bảo x CCMK x DAVID MINH Nhật

A satirical 80s synth-pop anthem about blaming Mercury retrograde for all your problems.  Cosmic comedy meets personal growth

Mercury Retrograde

Cyan Balls

A Christmas Interlude

GARDA ON THE BAG – the funniest Irish dance/rap track of 2025 😂🇮🇪
A parody banger inspired by the viral “Garda on the bag” memes sweeping Ireland.
Hard beats, Irish slang, and pure chaos energy.

🎶 Lyrics 

Garda on the bag, bro — mad ting,
Locker lookin’ light, that’s a bad ting.
Whole station buzzin’, pure scatty,
Someone on the bag gettin’ way too chatty.

Garda on the bag — say nathin’,
Evidence missin’, lads all laughin’.
ACU pull up — ‘Who’s gaffin’?’
Whole force lookin’ shaky, rattlin’, gaggin’

This is not a real depiction of anyone — just humour + rave culture cooked into one absolute weapon of a tune.

📌 Follow Me

🔥 DOWNLOAD FREE ON SOUNDCLOUD: NO GATE - JUST COMMENT BELOW  PLEASE :) 
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⚠️ Disclaimer
This is not a real depiction of anyone — just humour + rave culture cooked into one absolute weapon of a tune.

This video is a parody for entertainment purposes only.
It does not depict real people - All characters & scenarios are fictional. although the track is based on a factual article 
https://www.thejournal.ie/garda-arrested-leinster-anti-corruption-6879492-Nov2025/

Garda on the Bag

Garda on the bag [FREE DOWNLOAD]

Part 1 is here at SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/pnarco/george-santos-1

And also on Mixcloud in HQ Sound:
https://www.mixcloud.com/pnarco/ncn-the-lies-crimes-of-george-santos-part-1/

Part 2 is also here at SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/pnarco/george-santos-2

And also on Mixcloud in HQ Sound:
https://www.mixcloud.com/pnarco/ncn-the-lies-crimes-of-george-santos-part-2/

This program (in a 3-part trilogy, of which this is the 3rd) is the story of the dubiously-elected and ultimately disgraced and rejected U.S. House Republican congressman George Santos, a public political figure and generally recognized as a comically villanous 'pathological liar' who just couldn't seem to tell the truth about anything it was eventually discovered and who was SO BAD that he was ousted from The House of Representatives on DEC 1st, 2023, in a rare move from that legislative part of the U.S. government.

This Part (3) gets into the 'endgame' of the actual congressional expulsion and the climactic finale where we mashup Santos with Cruella De Vil from the Disney movie feature '101 Dalmatians' (pictured).

This is a MetaMedia Mix that seeks to capture the zeitgeist of this time in political history and to document the media history of these events (all with attendant remixed and mashed up cultural references) before it all gets thrown down the memory hole by someone someday.

NCN - The Lies & Crimes of George Santos

The Lies & Crimes of George Santos (Part 3)

My Patreon

NCN - The Lies & Crimes of George Santos (Part 3)

THIS IS JUST A PARODY!

original songs from: NawnSense! and Glorb

GARY HIT 'EM (COVER) (PROD. NAWNSENSE! AND GLORB)

Apple x Santa Baby

You know Dasher and Dancer… but you’ve never met THIS Rudolph.  
The classic holiday song re-written for adults only: cocaine Rudolph, Mrs. Claus body shots, Olive’s NDA finally expires, and the darkest North Pole secret revealed.

Rudolph the White-Nosed Reindeer (Christmas Parody 2025) ❄️💨

[Verse 1]
Can we forget about the things I wrote on my exam?
I didn't mean to change your facts 
I can't remember what I read or what you asked of me
Please tell me

[Chorus]
Please tell me why
My grade is in the gutter, and I'm
Applyin’ to McDonalds
I’ll take the drive-thru orders all night
My hope is gone, gone

[Verse 2]
It's no surprise to me, I got a poly-sci degree 
I didn’t write the rule, instead I outlined policy
Now I’m alarmed I’ve fallin’ off, and I will have to get,
My masters’ 

[Chorus]
No JD, why
My grade is in the gutter, and I'm
Considering Accounting 
Excel will be my partner, for life
My hope is gone, gone
[Interlude]

[Chorus]
My grade is in the gutter, and I'm
Applyin’ to McDonalds
I’ll take the drive-thru orders all night

[Outro]
(Ah-ooh) It's no surprise to me, I got a poly-sci degree
(Ah-ooh) I didn’t write the rule, instead I outlined policy
(Ah-ooh) Can we forget about the things I wrote on my exam?
(Ah-ooh) I didn't mean to change your facts (Ooh)


A Poly-Sci Degree

unemployed fat white guy that caps on the most diabolically fire beats, follow me if you want your tits juiced.

We're Chris and Dave - best friends, gamers, and opinionated pop culture people!

Each week we talk about something that catches our fancy: movies, TV, video games, music, nothing's off limits. We often disagree with each other but we *always* have good chats with strong opinions and perspectives.

Settle in, order a slice and get a damn good coffee to go with it!

a small artist, inspired by @ibuu, @gn_justin14, and @zynestine / @2ynestine / @zzyne

Brazilian-born, award-winning remixer, producer, and artist fusing funky house, EDM, and Afro-Latin fire.
Viral. Independent. 100% original.

IOYA is more than just a name – she’s a firestarter, a genre-bending Brazilian music producer, songwriter, and performer lighting up the global scene with her unique fusion of Afro-Latin energy.

Every beat she creates is crafted with purpose, combining cutting-edge sound design with raw emotion and dancefloor heat.

In just a short time, IOYA has built an international buzz – organically. Her viral single “Follow Me” resonated with fans across the globe, blending hypnotic rhythms, multilingual lyrics, and a signature dance that sparked thousands of shares and views. She writes, produces, and performs her own tracks — 100% independent and fiercely creative.

As part of her expanding digital presence, IOYA is now featured in Google's Knowledge Graph — the same system that powers Google's info panels for public figures. This ensures her fans, collaborators, and press outlets can easily access accurate and up-to-date information directly from search results.

IOYA stands for independence, innovation, and irresistible grooves. She’s building her own empire — one track, one visual, one bold move at a time.

Welcome to the world of IOYA.

Hey. I mostly make Chiptune covers. It's a passion :)
{You may also find 8-bits, mash-ups and remixes here. Maybe some various other shiz.}
Recently, I started learning hardcore/digitalcore/breakcore on FL Studio, so expect some of that here, too!!

Chiptunes are made using Beepbox.co!

Over the course of time, I delete some of my worse chiptunes with better ones I've created, since Soundcloud is limited on upload space.

Fanburst unfortunately got taken down and I didn't download my undeleted soundcloud songs from there in time, rest in peace to those. I have however created a Google Drive where I might occasionally upload some covers/originals I don't think are worthy enough to upload here on Soundcloud and waste upload time. The folder will also contain some deleted Soundcloud songs of mine. https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1d7ScDWs1NtX1VY-kEtbV_a3C_7niKh5E?usp=sharing


9/27/21 It is with a heavy heart that I delete my finally old cringe songs from 2015 that had a lot of likes/plays. They will still be up in the google drive tho.

[I Used to be known as Moonkidd & Darkichu]

PFP & Header are of my OC. Do not use.
PFP is my by enby bf!<3

Irish Producer and DJ - House, Techno & Hard Techno

Phineas is the curator and primary creative force behind a multipronged 'Latent-Einstein Outreach Ministry' comprised mostly of 'mutated MetaMedia audio mixes' meant largely to be a therapeutic and sonic REPLACEMENT FOR DRUGS for the Masses and the 'Not-That-Reality-Oriented'. He is a self-styled 'MetaMediagician' in this respect, as well as a formerly official canonized (and carmelized) 'Church of the SubGenius' (lapsed) 'SAINT'.

The neologism (meaning literally a 'new word') 'MetaMediagician' is a 'Pre-Zuckian' use of the prefix 'Meta' (which may be confirmed through 'The Internet Wayback Machine's cached copies of Narco social media accounts so... 'nyyyah') and denotes an artist who utilizes content from the media at large like a 'painter's pallette' in order to make further developed or synthesized 'macro' media work out of that media content in a more or less 'collage'-type format. 

Phineas' efforts in this regard have evolved from the personally expressive to the social therapeutic and have been structured around more and more relatable 'universal themes' with the general goal of attaining a more enlightened understanding of the matter or matters at hand.

Phineas is a very late Baby Boomer (a 'Barely Boomer' as he terms it) and is a 'PROUD MENTAL PATIENT' (since 1984) who has never married and has no kids and who lives alone in Silicon Valley since age 9 after his family moved out to San Jose from the Midwest. He has been creating and distributing Experimental audio artwork of one sort or another SINCE THE 1970s. NOTE that the featured profiled pic is from 1983: the year right before he 'GOT SICK' and became disabled lifelong.

Phineas' birth name is James Scianna (surname is typically pronounced 'SEE-ah-na' although the proper Italian pronunciation is actually: 'SHIAHn-nah').

The alias 'Phineas Narco' was created by Phineas around the time of the onset of his overarching, disabling mental health condition at age 19 (guardedly referred to typically as 'the exact same diagnosis as had by Brian Wilson of The Beach Boys') and is serious.

Phineas' condition exists independent of and unrelated to his creative skills, artistic life and efforts although it often inspires the subject matter of those efforts that are about mental illness and its aspects.

The alias name 'Phineas Narco' was created around the time of the onset of Phineas' illness as a 'church name' for his inclusion in 'The Church of The SubGenius' an actual mind control cult that Phineas was involved with for many decades but resigned from in 2024.

The two names refer to figures in Greek mythology. 'Narco' is meant as a contraction of the name 'Narcissus' (in the non-pathological sense) and is not meant as a reference to drugs. The name 'Phineas' refers to an ancillary character in the story of 'Jason and the Argonauts'. In addition to this, there is some identification with the character Phineas from the John Knowles novel 'A Separate Peace' although the significance of this 'referential idea' would not fully blossom until life events from 2021 to 2024 had occured in Phineas' life.

In addition to his involvement in the SubGenius mind control cult, Phineas also had a months-long dalliance with The Church of Scientology in 1991 in San Jose, CA in order to see, from the inside, what it was all about, working for the organization for many months but cleverly 'escaping their clutches' by pre-programming into his brain, in the pre-indoctrination period, a predetermined 'escape response', in other words *Phinny's cue to 'exit stage left* when a Church representative uttered a certain inevitable phrase to him, which of course they DID.

Bye, bye Scientology.
They were NOT PLEASED.

Phineas's current religious identification is Christian. He considers himself to be a Man of God but does not ascribe to any particular 'church' organization, being perfectly comfortable with his own, personal sense, useful understanding and concept of God.

Phineas has had a robust, lifelong interest in Psychology and has earned a trained certificate in Peer Counseling which he has utilized in volunteer efforts in his local community. So he is 'certified and certifiable' simultaneously holding both 'consumer' and 'practitioner' status in the mental health community.

Phineas also has since childhood had a driven natural affinity for, and very keen interest in language and its usages, even studying vocabulary and etymology on his own as a child, long term as an interest. 

 When Phineas was given a standardized IQ test as a child, he was found to have a verbal comprehension score of 139 which is very, very high.

Phineas was also tested positively as being on the 'autism spectrum' in an official capacity much later in life although the severity of this was not deemed to be problematic enough to require treatment.

Phineas' post-Highschool educational efforts can be classified as 'some college' but also as 'MUCH some college' taking many, many courses of interest in a number of local community colleges all with no intention or desire of ever earning any sort of degree during his 20's and 30's. These self-interested,  self-motivated educational efforts typically resulted in high grades and included a number of efforts in artistic, drama, media production, Psychology and English courses and curricula. Otherwise, Phineas has  mostly acted as an 'autodidact' (a term meaning essentially someone who is 'self taught') in his extracurricular learning efforts.

Phineas has worked intensively and creatively with the likes of such groups and artists such as Negativland, Bran Flakes, TradeMark Gunderson of (The Evolution Control Committee), Doktors 4 "Bob" and Big City Orchestra with whom he has collaboratively help create online virtual theatrical video events for his 'musical mashup movies' for the 3-D immersive VR community environment 'Second Life'.

His work has been lauded by the likes of the late comedian George Carlin and mainstream media critics such as Brad Kava (The San Jose Mercury News) and Richard Von Busack (The San Jose Metro).

https://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/09.05.02/midnightvoice-0236.html

Phineas has also worked extensively and creatively, for decades collaboratively, at the Pacifica Radio flagship radio station KPFA in Berkeley, CA as well as the prestigious, exclusive and critically-acclaimed college radio station KFJC located at Foothill College in Los Altos Hills, CA. These former creative efforts were reviewed favorably by the aforementioned mainstream media critics at the time.

Despite all this 'impressive display' of extraordinarily unique talent and brainpower, Phineas frequently has difficulty putting on his own pants.

Phineas notoriously once mailed a package containing one of his radio shows to Ted Kaczynski ('The Unabomber') in the mid-nineties to where the notorious insane criminal resided at the time at the Supermax Federal Penitentiary in Florence, Colorado after having secured the notorious serial bomber's exact mailing address through the help of a local (and quite amused) reference librarian.

The program in question was called 'Bombscare', the result of a year-long creative effort by Phineas and was broadcast mixed live around that time by Phineas and Negativland band member, the late Don Joyce on KPFA. The show was, in part, about Mr. Kaczynski, his schizophrenic illness, and the years-long federal investigation into his serial mailbombing crimes.

The program represented a 'high-watermark' in Phineas' creative efforts and the IRONY of Phineas' sincere (yet arguably more than a little irrational and probably uhm... misguided) motivation in going about MAILING A PACKAGE TO THE *FUCKING UNABOMBER* containing his SHOW which was *ABOUT THE FUCKING GODDAMN UNABOMBER* was eclipsed in Phineas's semi-deranged mind by a literally a genuine and curious desire to 'find out what Ted thought about it'. 

Uhhhh... YEAH.
We *wish* we were kidding about that, but we're actually uhhm... NOT.

The package in question was summarily and promptly returned to Phineas, by Supermax prison authorities via US Mail, unopened and without comment.   Which MAKE SENSE. After all, ANY PRISON which houses the *GODDAMN FUCKING UNABOMBER* that gets... *a package* for... UH...  *HIM*... 

...is CERTAINLY... 
** NOT GONNA FUCKING OPEN IT!!! ***

And so, that... as they say... was THAT.

Around this time as well, Phineas mailed an identical tape copy of the 'Bombscare' show highlights to a very different person: the late iconic and legendary comedian George Carlin under the somewhat disingenuous guise of procuring 'permission' for using a Carlin audio sample in the show. 

However there was, like with Kaczinsky, the somewhat diffuse motivation of 'wanting to know what he thought about it'. 

The somewhat 'ruse' of offering the tape up to Carlin 'for review' to 'get permission' arose when Phineas self-consciously realized Carlin was 'in the show' he wanted to send and was offset by the perceptive comedian 'understanding' most likely that Phineas really just wanted feedback. Also, Phineas too was in fact sincere in that he would have snipped out the Carlin sample if permission was not forthcoming from George. 

With that, Phineas procured permission to send the tape to Carlin through the comedian's publicist and a voicemail message from George. The sequence in the 'Bombscare' program that includes the Carlin sample may be heard here in a track from the album/show's full listing on Bandcamp:

https://nationalcynical.bandcamp.com/track/more-fun-for-me

Some weeks after sending that tape of the show to George, Phineas discovered a message response from George in his voice mailbox.

In the voicemail message, Carlin was almost 'beyond enthusiastic' about the tape Phineas had sent to him. His praise of the work was almost uncontainable and Carlin articulately and happily lauded and sang its praises sincerely for over a minute, with all the salty facility of language and attitude he was so well known for in is in his lifetime, waxing eloquent about how great and fabulous he found it, and specifically praising the 'middle ear' range of artistic efficacy in which the sonic power of the program had 'hit'.

The uncut recording of Carlin's enthusiastic voicemail message to Phineas about the show can be heard here:

https://nationalcynical.bandcamp.com/track/carlin-voicemail-to-phineas-narco-about-bombscare-c-1997-8

Phineas' immediate reaction to hearing this message of personal endorsement from this hyper-known source there in his own personal voicemail at the time was one not so much of elation, pride and happiness but rather an almost *stunned awe* as if he had thought of one day to get an interesting looking penny assessed by a pawnbroker only to suddenly learn that the coin was in fact worth TEN MILLION DOLLARS.

It is interesting to note in regard this phone call message that George started out his performative career as a radio DJ working at WINO in New York and that his brother the late Patrick Carlin (who George tells Phineas in the message his wants to send the show tape to) also worked in radio and ran a podcast. So, both men would have had a firsthand appreciation of the program as a live-mixed radio effort.

Also, and I have been unable to definitively confirm this, although I seem to recall hearing this from somewhere at one point: Carlin's brother Patrick also kind of lived 'out in the woods' Walden Pond style far away from the mainstream infrastructure of the more developed sections of society. So, if this were in fact true, his 'lifestyle' could be said to be not all that different than that of 'The Unabomber' himself.

Minus the 'exploding' part. *Ahem* 

WELL, A MAN NEEDS A HOBBY!! When he LIVES ALONE so what are you gonna do? Sometimes it's RUNNING A PODCAST and sometimes it's BLOWING PEOPLE UP!!

Further to this: in researching Carlin's life, it became known to Phineas that prior to him becoming the legendary, well-known mainstream comedic show business talent that he turned out to be (which he was rather forced to do in order to raise a family which was expensive to do and also ultimately to pay off his massive tax bills) Carlin originally only had the ambition or 'dream' or intention of being just an obscure artist doing abstract, weird art like in an apartment somewhere on his own merely for his own enjoyment and just living his life like that.

Sort of like... how... Phineas Narco... does.
Go figure.

The phone call from Carlin ultimately motivated and accelerated Phineas' artistic career at a crucial time of growth. It gave Phineas the confidence of knowing that his work had worth and was on the right track with an appeal to an audience, who was like George in terms of sensibility and values, and he was able to rest assured that this endorsement was one HUNDRED PERCENT genuine, no bullshit and SECURE because Phineas knew that Carlin was NOT the kind of guy for Hollywood bullshit. 

So, this ringing endorsement was like a shiny gold coin of the purest stock gifted to him right into his pocket. IT WAS HIS. And he was able to use that currency for capital in the artistic journey to come.

Thanks, George.

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To view, stream or download (at NO required cost) Phineas Narco's mediage artwork which is freely available to everyone online, go to any of the following sites:

YouTube
Mixcloud
SoundCloud
Bandcamp
or
archive.org

...and search for "Phineas Narco" [using quotemarks] and also 'NCN' and/or "National Cynical Network" [with quotes around as well] in combination if need be:

Recent interviews with Phineas on Youtube for 'Innerviews' with former Carlin and Zappa employee Gerry Fialka:     

Part 1: https://youtu.be/AsaZK74Qqu8
Part 2: https://youtu.be/0t9Suf8490o

Phineas Narco's ENTIRE DIGITIZED BODY OF BODY OF WORK (Including much special, rare and heretofore otherwise unreleased, unfinished. upcoming and never-heard before material) termed 'THE VAULT' is now available via DROPBOX in a 1.5TB-sized comprehensive online archive and can be now accessed using THE FOLLOWING LINK:

http://bit.ly/4dllBLQ

Enjoy!g

i made these songs on my ipod touch
benzo.artist.mgmt@gmail.com

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