Wasted – A High-Drama Operatic Ode to Getting Stoned

From BRITS, Tom Connell’s satirical take on British culture, comes Wasted—a tongue-in-cheek operatic ballad about rolling joints and getting stoned. Featuring the rich mezzo-soprano of Emily Arden and lyrics by Darin Bainbridge, this piece transforms a hazy pastime into a grand, theatrical spectacle. Performed by the London Contemporary Opera Society, it’s both beautiful and utterly ridiculous.

With soaring melodies, expressive drama, and a knowing wink, Wasted elevates late-night indulgence to high art. But maybe Emily should cut back on the smoking—those vocal cords are national treasures! A must-listen for fans of musical satire, operatic brilliance, and, well… a good roll-up.

BRITS

Wasted

Wasted 🚬

English Summer – An Operatic Tribute to the One Sunny Day a Year

From BRITS, Tom Connell’s satirical celebration of British life, comes English Summer—a grand operatic anthem worshipping that rare and glorious day when the sun actually shines in the UK. Featuring the powerful vocals of Julian Westbrook and performed by the London Contemporary Opera Society, this piece captures the sheer euphoria (and inevitable sunburn) that comes with 24 hours of unexpected warmth.

With sweeping melodies and tongue-in-cheek grandeur, English Summer paints a dramatic picture of BBQs, overcrowded beaches, and Brits desperately making the most of the sunshine before the rain inevitably returns. A must-listen for anyone who knows the true fleeting beauty of a British summer!

English Summer

Taylor's Pu$$y

A sharp and witty satirical folk ballad that skewers corruption, hypocrisy, and cult-like devotion. With exaggerated accents and tongue-in-cheek wordplay, this track delivers biting commentary wrapped in playful absurdity. Perfect for comedic skits, political commentary, or anyone craving a clever jab at power’s ridiculousness.

Glory to the Fool

Jeg vil i seng med de fleste raceeer

Its a song I made about eating glue and sniffing coke. This unique and quirky track explores the humorous side of some unconventional habits and the wild antics that come with them. The lyrics delve into the playful imagination and carefree spirit of youth, capturing the essence of those moments when we might act a little silly. Join me on this musical journey as we embrace the fun and absurdity of life through this catchy tune that will surely make you smile. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more entertaining songs and creative content!

eating glue, snorting cocaine

this is about a girl who i dated for a long time

Lucid Lemonade

"It’s the Label, Baby" by Dr. Elliot Lach is a funky, tongue-in-cheek song about our love affair with luxury brands — and the sometimes ridiculous prices we pay just to flash a logo. With a groove that nods to Bruno Mars and Lizzo, it struts through the aisles of high-end fashion with a wink and a bassline, poking fun at the idea that a straw hat or plain T-shirt can be worth thousands just because of the name on the tag. It’s playful, sassy, and just self-aware enough to make you laugh while you dance. Perfect for when you're walking down the runway (!) or anyone who’s ever chosen “designer” over “practical”… or knows someone who has.

It's The Label, Baby

A haunting Motown love song from The Wide Awakers, the official soul division of Sleep Reaper Records.
What begins as a tender late-night ballad turns dark when devotion becomes obsession—“Stay Awake, My Love” is both a love song and a warning to never close your eyes.

From the album: Sleep Reaper Radio: Volume I — Hymns for the Half-Dead
“Where the night never ends, and the groove won’t die.”

Stay Awake, My Love

Drill Instructor Meme Machine is a fast, hilarious military comedy song that pulls straight from the internet’s favorite drill instructor jokes, savage one-liners, and classic boot camp chaos. Created in Echo Valor style, this parody anthem roasts recruits, mocks PT disasters, and celebrates every unhinged quote your DI ever yelled before sunrise. Perfect for veterans, active duty, and anyone who loves military humor, cadence comedy, and meme culture.

Drill Instructor Meme Machine

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24 and figuring it out through music. This is all I’ve got, all I am.

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A clandestine gathering of sonic conjurers. We harness the arcane energies of distortion and rhythm, forging a path of revelation. Will you heed the calling, or remain lost in silence?

Cinematic spoken-word reflections on war, service, and the human cost of duty—told with raw honesty and reverence.

Hi all ! I make music, some of it weird, some of it beautiful I transcend over different genres, all from odd time signature, violent metal to beautiful smooth orchestrations, Short handed - I make the music I want. DM if there is something on your mind. And check out my stuff.  :)

Tom Connell — composer, arranger and classical music producer.

This profile represents the official catalogue of Tom Connell’s classical and classical-crossover works, including original compositions, transformative arrangements, and releases issued under his recognised pseudonyms.

Writer IPI: 671594418
Publisher: Tom Connell Publishing (from 1 January 2026)
Publisher IPI: 1316555262
ISNI (Writer): 0000 0005 2866 3209

This profile includes commercially released recordings and curated selections that reflect the full scope of the catalogue.

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