We're all the same! I don't give a fuck what you look like, where you come from, or where you think you're going. You can be the king, or a pawn, but all the pieces go in a box when the game is over. "But, there are black and white pieces constantly at war in every game of chess." You know, it's thinking like that which allowed all of these bitch ass elected political overlords to indulge in every one of their personal interests, while simultaneously pitting us all against one another to distract us from the fact that they don't give a fuck about any of us "regular people". What do I know though, right? Go ahead and keep doing all the same things, dating the same people, being alone (even if you're in a relationship), and feeling lost and empty inside. Your dog can't even look you in the eyes, you make me so fucking sad. I'm doing great though, I should probably run for office! Don't forget to donate to the campaign.

Fuck It Friday Episode 68 Jaytopia and Other Crazy Ideas

Have you ever heard something, and it makes you run to the Google so you can see if it's true? 
I'm a big fan of history! You can't navigate the future, if you are ignorant of the past.
With that said I found some real doozies of historical facts.
so gather round, and listen to the stories of yester-year!

Fuck It Friday Episode 104 Random History Facts with ADHD

What do you do when you come across something online that you don't like or agree with? Do you 
A. keep on scrolling
b. immediately get offended
c. MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS??
if your answer isn't A or C, You are what's wrong with this whole ass world. 
BUT feel free to leave all your butt hurt feels in the comments and we'll read them while we're eating our snacks and laughing at you!

Fuck It Friday Episode 106 People On The Internet

ok Life and Death right now you have to pick 
would you rather be stuck in the woods with a man, or a bear? 
If youre a female and you said Man, you're a traitor to your sex 
If you're a man and you picked either, You're still just wrong because all men are the same and are worse than being mauled by a bear.
So I don't know what to tell you, Maybe identify as a toaster and claim a spot on the counter! 

get ready for a RIDE this week ya'll. I got big Jay's blood pressure a little high but it's worth it in the end!

Fuck It Friady Episoded 111 Ships Passing In The Night

This is going to be short and super sweet because I'm two gummies in, and ready for bed, 
BUT it's the age old question of the double standard, even in dating scenarios. 
"He doesn't like you? What's wrong with him??"
"She doesn't like you? Why what was your red flag?"

Fuck It Friday Episode 115 Check Your Ego at the Door

Good evening mortals. 
We are still on the mission of trying to take over the internet. So grab a seat Pinky we've got a doozy for you!

So people have once again upset Jenn in a way beyond her rage control. 
So in that infanite wisdom she has come up with a plan to fix the world!!! *Yes you hear this same line of insanity in every single movie you've ever watched where the Duke of Weselton (it's Wessington) is trying to take over the world. 

I hope ya'll brought snacks!

email jnj.peoplearetheworst@gmail.com

We would love to hear from you! What would you like us to talk about!

Fuck It Friday Episode 116 Internet Anonymity

Have you ever been really rooting for someone in a movie to win in the end because the whole time they were just getting ragdolled by life over and over again, only to find out they turn out just like the bad guy.
Yeah thats how this movie left me feeling. 
Take a listen and see if you agree, or if you didn't see any undertones.

Fuck It Friday Episode 126 Blink Twice If I'm In Trouble

You know it's true! If a woman isn't feeling any "chemistry", "vibe", "spark", "butterflies", or whatever other malarkey they want to call it, then you're pretty much shit out of luck. But, whatever you do, do not forget that you should not get angry about somebody's preferences! If she's not feeling you, oh well. Pamela Handerson never turns you down, and she can't even see you. You live your life, let everybody else live their lives, and we can all just go about getting down the fucking road! Good? Good.

Fuck It Friday Episode 127 Women should be brutally honest about sex

Do you ever think about the glitches you see? Do you think this is all a weird dream that we're having DeJa'Vu because we really have lived this life before!! and We're just the ripple in time that this scenario worked out, THIS TIME!

Ok listen my gummy went too hard, and I'm panicking and hit post too early. So HAPPY HALLOWEEN Kiddies!!! you get it a tiddy bit early!

Fuck It Friday Episode 131 Are You Real

"What is real? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain". 

                                                                                        -Morpheus

That motherfucker was on to something! "Real" is only what you perceive it to be. In the end, all of us are full of shit, and simultaneously none of us are. Yeah, think about that while you're trying to pass that rough dry bowel movement you're currently trying to finish. You should have taken a real stool softener. And, while you're at it, soften up your attitude a little bit, and try not to be such a real cunt. I think we'll all benefit in the end. 

                                                                    Signed,
                                                                     A real motherfucker
                                                                      (According to Jenn)

Fuck It Friday Episode 137 What Is A Real Man

Welcome, I’m Jenn, & my Co-host Jay. Creators of the #FuckItFriday episodes of People are the worst podcast. Our random thoughts of the week taking off with the ADD of a well trained seahorse. Shit gets WILD and quick!!
Please give us a listen, leave a review in your podcast player. Did you love it? Do you hate it? 
*WARNING* this podcast uses very explicit language, we don’t shy away from anything, there will be offensive subjects, wording, no part of this will be PC. We aren’t very filtered people, so we wanted to make sure y’all got the real us. 

The reason we’re like this is, we deal with people every single day, and well the name of the podcast gives it away, People are the WORST. 

Sit down, take a load off, and let us make you laugh for a while. We think we’re hilarious, you should to!

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