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Welcome to PolitiPod where we join you for fun with politics, governance, and more. This is Episode Nightmare Savings Time. 

You’ll hear oneliners on the Word From The Street and upcoming elections on your Election Central report

—

for sketches,


To Hell in a Picnic Basket, revisit Yogi Bear and friends as they meet a real villian.

Still to come

It’s beyond time for you to meet the Real Congresswomen of the Potomac

Join in on the first meeting of “L.O.C.A.”. “Leave Our Clocks Alone”.

Hear the adventures of The Elon Ranger 

 And

The return of Randy Feller, Conservative Comedian.


Thank you for joining us for PolitiPod! 

Nightmare Savings Time

Welcome to PolitiPod where we join you for fun with politics, governance, and more. This is Episode Politipod Episode IV: A New Pope.  I’m your host, Matt Nisenoff.

You’ll hear oneliners on the Word From The Street and upcoming elections on your Election Central report

—

for sketches,

Tylenoid Classic

Pain at the office? Here’s a historical and effective way to deal with it.

Canadian Election

Canada had national elections. Here’s what happened.

Contagion Celebration

Disease has a reason to party.

 And

Mistakes are Made

A meeting with Senior Administration officials at the White House to discuss all the “winning” America has experienced. Part one and part two.

Thank you for joining us for PolitiPod! 

PolitiPodEpisodeIVANewPope

[Verse 1]
Well, he stormed down the golden escalator,
Said, "I’ll build a wall—yuge, great, later!"
But when Mexico said, "Nope, no pesos!"
He just clucked and tweeted "SAD!" like a drama llama.

[Pre-Chorus]
He talks real tough with his tiny hands,
Till the heat turns up—then he bails on his plans!
Stormy payoffs? Just fake news, man!
(Whispers) But the checks cleared… oops!

[Chorus]
🎶 T-A-C-O Man!
Trump Always Chickens Out again!
He’ll sue ya, bleach ya, grab ya, tweet ya,
But when subpoenas drop—he runs like cheetah!
Ohhh, Taco Man! 🎶 (Chicken noises: "Bwak-bwak-bwaaak!")

[Verse 2]
He dodged drafts five times (bone spurs magic!),
But calls vets "suckers"—real patriotic!
Putin winks? He melts like ice cream,
"He’s a genius!" (But his pants steam.)

[Bridge] (Spoken over banjo)
"Folks, I’m the bravest! The best! No fears!
(Except windmills, stairs, and, uh… tears.)
I could shoot folks on Fifth Avenue…
(But my lawyers say: ‘Sir, don’t follow through!’)"

[Chorus]
🎶 T-A-C-O Man!
Two scoops, two terms, zero plan!
He’ll steal votes, stiff cooks, fake tans,
But when they say "Jail?"—POOF! He fans!
Ohhh, Taco Man! 🎶 (Airhorn + chicken solo)

[Outro] (Whispered)
"Total exoneration! Witch hunt! Sad!
...Wait, why’s my mugshot lookin’ so bad?"

🎶 T-A-C-O Man!

You bought a blue bird, painted it red,
Told me, “Partner, we’ll own the news!”
But then you posted my rockets as “led by a fool,”
And tweeted my stocks into blues...
I built a Cybertruck, you built a wall,
We both loved billion-dollar applause,
‘Til you called me “Bullshit Artist” on Truth Social,
Now I’m blocking you out of my apps.

Ooh, we could’ve been kings of the meme wars,
But your caps lock feels like a chore...
And I’ve got more rockets to launch,
But you? You’re still yelling “WITCH HUNT!”

It’s the end of a era, Donnie, bye-bye!
You’re stuck in 2016, and Mars is too high.
You’d think we’d be twins with egos this large,
But your gold toilets can’t fix what we are!
So take your red hat and your Diet Coke stash,
I’ll keep my dogecoin and all of my cash...
This flame’s burnin’ out,
Like a tweet you can’t delete now!

“Elon! Sad! Overrated! Very low IQ!
Uninvited him to X HQ—
He said my NFTs were a scam! (Total lie!)
And his hair plugs? Worse than mine!
I’ve got binders full of better tech bros,
Kanye answers every one of my calls...
Elon’s just jealous ‘cause my Truth Social’s bigly!
(Sung:) Bigly! Bigly! BIGLY!

Ooh, you say you’re still “winning” the game,
But your net worth’s a meme, just the same...
My satellites map your resorts,
While you sue kids for posting reports.

It’s the end of an era, Donnie, bye-bye!
You’re stuck in deposition lines, and Mars is too high.
You’d think we’d be twins with grifts this insane,
But your truth is like SPAC stock: all loss, no gain!
So keep your “free press” and your stolen art,
I’ll trademark this breakup and sell it as NFTs—
This flame’s burnin’ out,
Like your Fox News primetime slot!

Remember Florida? You bragged ‘bout your breeze...
I sent a Cybertruck— it sank in the seas.
You promised a “league” where we’d own all the speech,
*Now you’re rage-quoting bots at 3 AM...*
I’d say “I miss us,” but—
Nah. I bought Twitter to block you instead.

Outro 
SpaceX to Mar-a-Lago... we crashed.
*YOU’RE FIRED! 🚀💥 *

Elon and Don Break-up Song (Taylor's Version)

Elon and Don Break-up Song (Donnie's Version)

Welcome to PolitiPod where we join you for fun with politics, governance, and more. This is Episode Ketamine Streets with your host, Matt Nisenoff.

You’ll hear oneliners on the Word From The Street and upcoming elections on your Election Central report

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for sketches,

Sightline

Real Newz with Rhonda Hansome
Hegseth’s Hangover

News To Me
Just try to cover events nowadays


And

Fat Cat Conclave

Thank you for joining us for PolitiPod! 

You’re in luck, Tom Bickle is next with the Word From The Street… 

KetamineStreets

Fun with politics, governance, and more via

Oneliners, sketches, and heads up on upcoming elections.

Welcome to PolitiPod where we join you for fun with politics, governance, and more. This is Episode Huddled Masses, Yearning To Be Free, Surrounded By Alligators.  

You’ll hear oneliners on the Word From The Street and upcoming elections on your Election Central report

for sketches,

Shazamdani

What does Zohrah Mamdani have to be to win the New York City Mayor’s race?

Epstein’s Brother

Jeffrey Epstein’s older half-brother, Juan, holds a press conference.

Iran Dial A War

Learn first hand what happened between Iran and the United States.

Immigration Labor and Youth

A reporter gets the scoop on Immigration Labor and Youth, and you are there.

And

Bondi’s Bill Of Rights

Pam Bondi conducts a seminar for DOJ employees sharing the “correct” interpretation of the Bill of Rights.


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HuddledMassesYearningToBeFreeSurroundedByAlligators

Welcome to PolitiPod where we join you for fun with politics, governance, and more with Episode The Rumors of my Death were Greatly Encouraging.

You’ll hear oneliners on the Word From The Street and upcoming elections on your Election Central report

for sketches, 

Sightline

An update on gun violence from the NRA. Spencer Casing reports.

Junior Militia 

Militia don’t just exist, they are made. By guys like these.

Rudy’s off 

Rudy Recounts his trip to Tibet, paid for by his boss and more.

And 

Real Newz 

Rhonda Hansome is back, this episode, Reliable Sources.

 

Thanks for checking out PolitiPod!

Therumorsofmydeathweregreatlyencouraging

Welcome to PolitiPod where we join you for fun with politics, governance, and more with Episode Fat Generals.
You’ll hear oneliners on the Word From The Street and upcoming elections on your Election Central report
for sketches, 
Trump Travel Advisory If you have travel plans in the next few years you might want to hear this.
The Girlfriend of Antifa From the mind of William Ham
Miller Time Miller decides to lean into current affairs.
And 
Bahrain Israel Trump Foreign policy takes a big step, not sure where. Thanks for checking out PolitiPod!

FatGenerals

Fun with politics, governance, and more through one liners, sketches, and election news.

Music Studio, covering any genre, any kind of artist.

New tracks tagged #PoliticalHumor