SOLSTICES

SCHOOL DAZE

PANIC! SONIC MONK

SHULGIN (PART II)

the saltire wave

SHULGIN

MOBILIA PERPETUA

SCOPE CREEP

VOLGA

Overday - the microphone is 3 electric guitars

The time has come for Taindra to visit the people of the forest as she reminds ancient friends gone a while ago but still in her heart....

Taindra's Voyage

This is 100%ROEMER. I make music for fish ❮*;𒅋

"the microphone is 3 electric guitars" is a piano from the year 1901 recorded using 3 electric guitars as a microphone. It's called "the microphone is 3 electric guitars" because the microphone is 3 electric guitars. The signal from the microphone that is 3 electric guitars is then forced through a high-voltage gain-stacked p̶̟̞̦̩͚͈̞̩̙̘̮̪̟̒͝ͅǒ̸͚̫̭̬͔̪̯͖́̈̈́͋̅̌͜͜ţ̵̊̌͠a̴̲̮̰̰͂̽͋̊̔͑̈́͛̐̃́̀͌̊t̴̩̳͉͙̭̉̒͛̍̒o̶̧̲̼͚͎̥̺͈̹͓̺̰̓̈́̅̀͝ for signal blight.
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"the microphone is 3 electric guitars" - a logical and irrefutable proof:

A. By assumption, a potato subjected to high voltage functions as a pre-amplifier.
B. Three electric guitars can be plugged into this potato.
C. When plugged in, these guitars collectively function as a microphone.
D. Each guitar remains an electric guitar.
E. Therefore, the system that behaves as a microphone consists of three electric guitars.
F. By definition, a microphone is a microphone.
G. Thus, the microphone is three electric guitars.

"the microphone is 3 electric guitars"
"the microphone is 3 electric guitars"
"the microphone is 3 electric guitars"

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All music on this page is 100%ROEMER by Derek Roemer.
No samples. No AI.
100% human. 100%ROEMER.

Electronic Ambient guitar and synth music for relaxation reading or simply chill listening

Fratempo,  Contrøverse, dsekt[dot]com, The Saltire Wave

Raw drums, Polyrhythmic pressure.
Dropping on every full moon.

"Vinyl Pleasures  is back with another club banger called QUANTIC DRUMS a bare bone musical with heavy bass and drums with  a catchy club vibe this will get to the dance floor." 
(Jonny Pena House party Gems 2025)

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 This is really cool and would work nicely for warming up a club. Would love a copy, thanks!
 Freddy Masters (Keep Hush)

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Oh yes!



Thanks again mate,
I will repost in the next days, good vibes in your music.
(ibizasonica)

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