kanye u can sample thiss

ADDENDUM: yeah this is an April Fool's joke lmfao. It's literally a low quality export of something I've been working on (a cover of Meshuggah's Demiurge) with a text to speech reading of an unhinged rant I got in my comments over it

Absolutely! Here's a long professional SoundCloud description for your djent cover of "Scarlet Devil" by maidenAbyss featuring Beethoven and Purki Food Reviews:
Prepare for a sonic onslught that shatters genre boundaries! This djent reimagining of maidenAbyss' "Scarlet Devil" throws you into a whirlwind of distortion and groove. We've meticulously woven in the iconic melodies of Beethoven, adding a layer of unexpected beauty to the aggressive soundscape. And to top it all off, the legendary food reviewers from Purki Reviews sprinkle in their own brand of audio chaos, making this a truly unique and unforgettable listening experience.
Djent fans, rejoice! This cover brings the genre's signature heaviness with chugging riffs, breakdowns that hit like a ton of bricks, and a rhythm section that's tighter than a drumhead. But we haven't forgotten about melody. Beethoven's timeless compositions add a layer of sophistication and grandeur, creating a beautiful contrast to the djent's brutality.
And then there's Purki Reviews. Their signature wit and humor add a touch of the unexpected to the mix. Their food reviews, chopped and diced and spliced throughout the track, become another instrument in the sonic tapestry. It's a wild ride, but it somehow works!
This djent cover is more than just a song; it's an experience. It's a collision of genres, a celebration of creativity, and a testament to the power of music to surprise and delight. So crank up the volume, buckle up, and get ready to be blown away!

SCARLET DEVIL

Podcast

Sobre comunicación inclusiva en las clases de idiomas.

Episodio 5. De jirafas y jirafos

me pregunto todos los días
si vos también recordas ese día
así como lo recuerdo yo
esa tarde que llovía
a clases nadie venía
estábamos solos vos y yo

ya que sos profe de biología, hoe
enséñame tu anatomía, más
te quiero ver en lencería, hoe
te doy tan duro que te dejaría, down
(x2)

ella me enseña su membrana trifasica
si le enseño mi música se va a volver fanática
compañeros del curso me preguntan por tácticas
pero ser así de sigma no se consigue con práctica  

si, llegué yo, bebé, el mero mero
nos vemos a escondidas cuando vamos al recreo
ella va sin tanga así es más fácil meterle el dedo
suena el timbre y volvemos, como si nada hacemos 

ya que sos profe de biología, hoe
enséñame tu anatomía, más
te quiero ver en lencería, hoe
te doy tan duro que te dejaría, down
(x2)

(down, te dejaría down)

me pregunto todos los días
si vos también recordas ese día
así como lo recuerdo yo
esa tarde que llovía
a clases nadie venía
estábamos solos vos y yo…

PROFE II

monardou AKA dirtydick
Don Sigmeo Productions💥

part time freelance beat maker. full time studio musician

Leader of Extinction Interactive: the team behind Underfell: Post-War

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Hello, I'm Dr. Samuel Hayden, I'm the head of the UAC. The ARC has tasked me with researching this anomaly called the "UTSC", I look forward to exploring this and discovering its potential, I am also the head of the team developing a massive fan game called Underfell: Post-War, check it out!

Status Report: the longer the icon of sin is on earth the stronger he will become

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