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This book provides readers with access to information that is easy to understand about prostatitis and related conditions such as prostate enlargement, prostate cancer, sexual dysfunction, and chronic pelvic pain syndrome. It also empowers readers with accurate knowledge so that they can adjust their lifestyles in order to improve their overall quality of life. There is a lot of information about this subject all over the internet in chat groups, blogs, and articles, and although it is easy to access and predominantly free, unfortunately a lot of this information is misleading or false. As a result, many men develop severe anxieties and suffer enormous stress, which diminishes their quality of life, triggers family discord and negatively affects their ability to work. So, in this book the author has compiled scientific based knowledge and personal experience of having treated hundreds of patients over the last 20 years to bring you a comprehensive source of information where patients

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Get ready for a hilariously relatable journey into the doctor's office with Russell Nomer's "Prostate Exam Blues"! 🩺😂

This track lightheartedly explores the universal (and often dreaded!) experience of that necessary check-up. From pondering in the waiting room to Dr. Schumer's infamous "magic wand," and the hopeful glance towards future, gentler technologies, it's a tune many can sympathize with.

If you've ever found yourself counting down the days 'til the follow-up, anxiously awaiting results from a Doxycycline prescription, or simply wished for a "smaller hand," this witty blues number is for you!

"Prostate Exam Blues" - because sometimes you just gotta sing about it.

Song: Prostate Exam Blues
Artist: Russell Nomer
Release Date: May 29, 2025
ASCAP Work ID#: 930435767

Music & Lyrics by Russell Nomer.

Prostate Exam Blues


In the waiting room, I'm pondering, why I'm feeling off my game,
Dr. Schumer's got the answers, though each visit feels the same.
With his glove so snug and tight, he checks things out of sight,
Like a magic wand, he probes the unknowns, though it doesn't feel quite right.

Hey there, doctor Schumer, get that finger out of there,
It’s probing and it’s poking, and it’s more than I can bear.
But I know it’s for my health, so I’ll try not to despair,
Prostate health’s important, even if it seems unfair.

My prostate's feeling grumpy, inflamed, and causing fuss,
Dr. Schumer’s got the answers, so with him I place my trust.
"Doxycycline's what you need," he said with knowing grin,
"Start today, and soon enough, you’ll be feeling right again."

Hey there, doctor Schumer, get that finger out of there,
It’s probing and it’s poking, and it’s more than I can bear.
But I know it’s for my health, so I’ll try not to despair,
Prostate health’s important, even if it seems unfair.

If only there were options, like a gentler, smaller hand,
I'd sign up in a heartbeat, I hope you understand.
Technology might save us, from fingers and their might,
But until that day arrives, we’ll make the best of this plight.

Counting down the days 'til my next little trip,
To see if all that medicine has made me fit and chip.
Not sure if it's three weeks long, but I’m starting to believe,
All this fuss and treatment’s gonna offer some reprieve.

Hey there, doctor Schumer, get that finger out of there,
It’s probing and it’s poking, and it’s more than I can bear.
But I know it’s for my health, so I’ll try not to despair,
Prostate health’s important, even if it seems unfair.

So here’s to all the doctors, who keep us feeling great,
For even though it’s awkward, they help us navigate.
And maybe in the future, with technology so grand,
We’ll look back and laugh, feeling healthy and well-planned!



Prostate Exam Blues

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