The Slutz are leaving the Silver State for the Sunshine State. Heading to the biggest tourist slut spot in Florida. Because whores need a vacation too! Cum with us as we visit "Whorlando"!

Listen to our entire album "Whorlando" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/ZvpEn5uNKgl38RJtdZ

"Cinnamon Toast & Tacos On The Floor" is dedicated to those who love to "eat" tacos.

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LYRICS:

The English translation for
Permanezcan sentados, por favor
Is "Remain seated please".
But "Cinnamon toast and tacos on the floor"
Sounds more like it .
So that's how I'm gonna sit
On the floor will be my knees
On your face will be my clit

Serving Tacos today
Get on your way 
Gonna wanna stay 
For my taco buffet 

Cinnamon toast and tacos on the floor
I know that you're a taco whore
Get ready for what's in store
Hungry for Mexican I'm sure
(Olé! Olé!)
Eating tacos down on the floor
Gonna serve you up more and more 
On taco Tuesdays you will score
With Cinnamon and tacos on the floor
(Olé! Olé!)

Your face is where I'll sit
You know you like it
A taco craving you'll get
As you enjoy this clit

Sitting on that face
while you eat in place
Say Olé! Say Olé!
It's taco Tuesday
Facial hair on my taint
Makes we wanna faint
Hope that mustache
Don't give me a rash
that face is where I'll sit
A dirty Sanchez you might get

Serving Tacos today
Get on your way 
Gonna wanna stay 
For my taco buffet 

Cinnamon toast and tacos on the floor
I know that you're a taco whore
Get ready for what's in store
Hungry for Mexican I'm sure
(Olé! Olé!)
Eating tacos down on the floor
Gonna serve you up more and more 
On taco Tuesdays you will score
With Cinnamon and tacos on the floor
(Olé! Olé!)

Your face is where I'll sit
You know you like it
A taco craving you'll get
As you enjoy this clit

Do you have allergies?
A fish taco this be
Got tuna and starfish today
Serving a seafood buffet
"Mariscos" as they say
Place my taco atop your tray
Slowly back and forth I will rock
Gotta pay extra for Guac
Sitting on a face isn't a crime
let do it 69 times

Your face is the best
Ride in this whole park
Remove loose articles 
Before I embark
But my Vajay-jay
Can't be stowed away
lick it up, lick it down
while you're laying on the ground 
That face is my favorite ride
'Specially with your tongue in side

Say Olé! Say Olé!
(Olé! Olé!)
Say Olé! Say Olé!
(Olé! Olé!)
Say Olé! Say Olé!
(Olé! Olé!)
Say Olé! Say Olé!
(Olé! Olé!)

I don't think it's weird
That you volunteer
My bearded clam on your beard
Makes me scream and cheer

Cinnamon toast and tacos on the floor
I know that you're a taco whore
Get ready for what's in store
Hungry for Mexican I'm sure
(Olé! Olé!)
Eating tacos down on the floor
Gonna serve you up more and more 
On taco Tuesdays you will score
With Cinnamon and tacos on the floor
(Olé! Olé!)

Cinnamon toast and tacos on the floor
I know that you're a taco whore
Get ready for what's in store
Hungry for Mexican I'm sure
(Olé! Olé!)
Eating tacos down on the floor
Gonna serve you up more and more 
On taco Tuesdays you will score
With Cinnamon and tacos on the floor
(Olé! Olé!)

Say Olé! Say Olé!
(Olé! Olé!)
Say Olé! Say Olé!
(Olé! Olé!)

Cinnamon Toast & Tacos On The Floor

The Slutz are leaving the Silver State for the Sunshine State. Heading to the biggest tourist slut spot in Florida. Because whores need a vacation too!

Listen to our new album "Whorlando" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/s54ICpKqMLH3QD3JG8

This song is about the bootiful beaches of Miami Florida
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LYRICS:

For the end of the week
Took a trip down to the beach
Drove with my family 
All the way to Miami
The sea is where we wanted to be
The beach is what we wanted to see
(Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Got out the car and what'd we see?
Sting bikinis, nudity
Public indecency, 
Debauchery at the sea.
Naked and bare everywhere 
Endless coochies and titties
As far as the eye can see
Men showing off their peen 
Letting their junk be seen

Everyone dresses like a whore
Down at the Miami sea shore

It's a whore, you're a whore
He's a whore, she's a whore
They're all whores, that's all whores
Everyone is a whore
(Down at the Miami sea shore)

That's a slut, you're a slut
He's a slut, she's a slut
They're all sluts, It's a slut
Everyone is a slut
(Down at the Miami sea shore)

The beach is where you gotta be
If you really wanna see 
Extreme public indecency

Grandma can see his banana
Don't look Mom, his clothes are gone
Oh my gosh, she's wearing butt floss
Oh no, Dad can see her hole
Hey buddy, eveyone's slutty
Guess what? Look at her coconuts
Everyone at the beach is dressed like a slut

Everyone's showing off their butts 
And exposing their coconuts

That's a slut, you're a slut
He's a slut, she's a slut
It's a slut, they're all sluts
Everyone is a slut
(Down at the Miami sea shore)

It's a whore, you're a whore
He's a whore, she's a whore
That's a whore, they're all whores
Everyone is a whore
(Down At the Miami sea shore)

The sea is where you wanna be
If you really wanna see
Public beach debauchery

(Down at the sea shore)
(Everyone's a whore)
(Down at the sea shore)

Walking around in a string bikini
Ain't public indecency in Miami
Why should we go home? When in Rome.
Why let them have all of the fun?
Why not just be like everyone?
If you can't beat them, you can join them

Dad's a slut, Mom's a slut
Grandma's a slut, Grandpa's a slut
They're all sluts, we're all sluts
Everyone is a slut
(Down at the Miami sea shore)

Mom's a whore, Dad's a whore
Sister's a whore, Brother's a whore
They're all whores, we're all whores
Everyone is a whore
(Down at the Miami sea shore)

Everyone dresses like a whore 
Down at the Miami sea shore

I'm a slut, you're a slut
he's a slut, she's a slut
They're all sluts, we're all sluts
Everyone is a slut
(Down at the Miami sea shore)

I'm a whore, you're a whore
He's a whore, she's a whore
They're all whores, we're all whores
Everyone is a whore
(Down at the Miami sea shore)

The beach is where you gotta be
If you really wanna see
Extreme public nudity

Miami Seashore (Beach Mix)

The Slutz are leaving the Silver State for the Sunshine State. Heading to the biggest tourist slut spot in Florida. Because whores need a vacation too! Cum with us as we visit "Whorlando"!

Listen to our entire album "Whorlando" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/ZvpEn5uNKgl38RJtdZ

Vacation over so soon? Be sure to hurry back again!
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LYRICS:

Thank you for all of your dough
It's so sad that you have to go
If a good time is what you had
Tell your brother and tell your dad
Always here for your enjoyment
Book another appointment 
I'm dying to have you again
Hurry back and bring some of your friends 

All Good things must come to an end
But a good thing just came in my end

Hurry back, hurry back
Hope you really enjoyed that
Now that you've tried some
There's more where that came from

Hurry back, hurry back
Got more in store, come back for more
Let me show you where is the door
Make sure to visit my gift store

Sorry you have to dash
Have to leave real fast
Wish this could last
Next time bring more cash

Glad you could stop by
Now it's time for me to fly
Hope you liked the show
Now you gonna go
Don't have to go home
But here you can't stay
Got my number on your phone
Come again another day

A good time can be hard to find
Yet a hard time is good to find

Hurry back, Hurry back
Be sure to bring your certificates
A special discount your will get
When you come for your next visit

Hurry back, hurry back
I'm dying to see you again
So glad that you could attend
Next time why not bring all your friends?

Sorry you have to dash
Have to leave real fast
Wish this could last
Next time bring more cash

(Hurry baa-ack, hurry baa-ack)
(Hurry back, hurry back, hurry back)
(Hurry baa-ack, hurry baa-ack)
(Hurry back, hurry back, hurry back!)

Hurry back, hurry back
Hope you really enjoyed that
Now that you've tried some
there's more where that came from

Hurry back, hurry back
Got more in store, come back for more
Let me show you where is the door
Make sure to visit my gift store

Hurry back, Hurry back
Be sure to bring your certificates
A special discount your will get
When you come for your next visit

Hurry back, hurry back
I'm dying to see you again
So glad that you could attend
Next time why not bring all your friends?

Sorry you have to dash
Have to leave real fast
Wish this could last
Next time bring more cash

Sorry you have to dash
Have to leave real fast
Wish this could last
Next time bring all of your cash

A good time can be hard to find
Yet a hard time is good to find
All Good things must come to an end
But a good thing just came in my end

Sorry I had to dash
Next time bring more cash
Grateful for the high turnout 
Had a blast no doubt 
Don't like to shout
NOW GET OUT!!!!

"Oh how rude of me. PLEASE, get out."

Hurry Back

The Slutz are leaving the Silver State for the Sunshine State. Heading to the biggest tourist slut spot in Florida. Because whores need a vacation too!

Listen to our album "Whorlando" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/s54ICpKqMLH3QD3JG8

But why vacation in Orlando when you can go somewhere hotter: Hell!
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LYRICS:

"Go to Hell!"

Vacation is on the way
At home I don't wanna stay
Gonna spend it far away
To where celebrities go
A place that's never cold
A place that's warm always
I know a place that's really swell
Why don't we just go to Hell?

The hottest vacation pick
Is H-E-double-hockey-sticks

Wanna go to Orlando?
(NO!)
Wanna visit Chicago?
(NO!)
A trip to San Francisco?
(HELL NO!)
Hell is where we wanna go

Wanna go somewhere hot?
(YES!)
I know just the right spot
(YES!)
Let's go to a place that's swell
(HELL YES!)
Spend your vacation in Hell

Go to Hell, go to Hell!
It's so swell
Can't you tell?
Spend vacation in Hell, Hell, Hell!

666 star hotels
Lake of Fire boat hires
So many activities 
For the whole family 
You can meet celebrities 
From throughout history
Like Miss Britney Murphy 
Or John F. Kennedy 
Miss Marilyn Monroe
And also Liberace
Hell is where the cool kids go
That is where we need to be

The hottest vacation pick
is H-E-double-hockey-Styx

Wanna go Tokyo?
(NO!)
Wanna go visit Oslo?
(NO!)
A weekend in Monaco?
(HELL NO!)
Hell is where we wanna go!

Wanna go somewhere hot?
(YES!)
I know just the right spot
(YES!)
Let's go to a place that's swell
(HELL YES!)
Spend your vacation in Hell.

Go to Hell, go to Hell!
It's so swell
Can't you tell?
Spend vacation in Hell, Hell, Hell!

(NO!)
(NO!)
(HELL NO!)
(YES!)
(YES!)
(YES!)
(HELL YES!)
(Let's all go to Hell-el-el, hell-el-el)
(I wanna go to Hell-el-el, hell-el-el)

Don't go to Cairo 
Vegas is overpriced 
London just ain't that nice
Hell is always hot, hot, hot,
Warm weather is what it's got
Satan has the hottest spot
Why not give hell a shot?
You do not need to fly
No regulations to comply
Just under the Earth's mantle
Gotta find a digger rental
Go and grab a shovel
Time to go see the Devil

The hottest vacation pick
Is H-E-double-hockey-sticks!

Wanna go to Morocco?
(NO!)
Wanna visit Mexico?
(NO!)
To Rio De Janeiro?
(HELL NO!)
Hell is where we wanna go!

Wanna go somewhere hot?
(YES!)
I know just the right spot
(YES!)
Let's go to a place that's swell
(HELL YES!)
Spend your vacation in Hell.

Wanna go to Toronto?
(NO!)
Wanna visit Kyoto?
(NO!)
A trip to Montenegro?
(HELL NO!)
Hell is where we wanna go

Wanna go somewhere hot?
(YES!)
I know just the right spot
(YES!)
Let's go to a place that's swell
(HELL YES!)
Spend your vacation in Hell

Go to Hell, go to Hell!
It's so swell
Can't you tell?
Spend vacation in Hell, Hell, Hell!

"Go to Hell!"


Vacation In Hell (666 Mix)

The Slutz are leaving the Silver State for the Sunshine State. Heading to the biggest tourist slut spot in Florida. Because whores need a vacation too!

Listen to our entire album "Whorlando" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/ZvpEn5uNKgl38RJtdZ

This song is dedicated to all the theme park workers who have to put up with a lot of "Bitchez". We feel for you.
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LYRICS:
Complaining that they overpaid
Or that It rained on their parade.
Demanding that they get first aid
'Cause a ride hurt their shoulder blade.
Tripped and spilled their lemonade
Or on a wet ride they got sprayed.
I am not at all well paid
To deal with these people's charades.

Let me out of this cage
Need to turn a new page
Hooking is what I might gage
It pays more than minimum wage

(Bitches!)
They love to moan and gripe 
(Bitches!)
Every single night
(Bitches!) 
'Cause things didn't go right
(Bitches!)
Full of anger and spite

(Bitches!)
Complain all the live long day
(Bitches!)
When they don't get their way
(Bitches!)
'Cause I ruined their vacay
(Bitches!)
While making low, low, low pay

(Bitches!)
What time's the 4 o'clock show?
(Bitches!)
Where's the bathroom do you know?
(Bitches!)
Paid too much to come inside
(Bitches!)
Cause I broke down their favorite ride

Complaining 'bout getting soaked
On a ride with water and a boat
They wanna ring out my throat 
I wanna throw them in the moat
A bad time is what they had
Now I'm being the punching bag
Ooh please god, need another job
Perhaps a bank is what I'll rob

Let me out of this cage
Need to turn a new page
Hooking is what I might gage
It pays more than minimum wage

(Bitches!)
They love to moan and gripe 
(Bitches!)
Every single night
(Bitches!) 
'Cause things didn't go right
(Bitches!)
Full of anger and spite

(Bitches!)
Complain all the live long day
(Bitches!)
When they don't get their way
(Bitches!)
'Cause I ruined their vacay
(Bitches!)
While making low, low, low pay

(Bitches!)
What time's the 4 o'clock show?
(Bitches!)
Where's the bathroom do you know?
(Bitches!)
Paid too much to come inside
(Bitches!)
Cause I broke down their favorite ride

Can barely afford food
dealing with people who are rude
I am barely getting by
While I'm paid to take the hit
For bad decisions made by 
Executives with brains of shit

(Bitches!)
(Bitches!)
(Bitches!)
(Bitches!)
(Bitches!)
(Bitches!)
(Bitches!)
(Bitches!)

Let me out of this cage
Need to turn a new page
Hooking is what I might gage
It pays more than minimum wage

(Bitches!)
They love to moan and gripe 
(Bitches!)
Every single night
(Bitches!) 
'Cause things didn't go right
(Bitches!)
Full of anger and spite

(Ooh Bitches!)
Complain all the live long day
(Those Bitches!)
When they don't get their way
(Those nasty Bitches!)
'Cause I ruined their vay-cay
(Really hate those Bitches!)
While making low, low, low pay

(Bitches!)
What time's the 4 o'clock show?
(Bitches!)
Where's the bathroom do you know?
(Bitches!)
Paid too much to come inside
(Bitches!)
Cause I broke down their favorite ride

"This song is dedicated to all the theme park workers out there"
"I feel for you"

Bitchez

The Slutz are leaving the Silver State for the Sunshine State. Heading to the biggest tourist slut spot in Florida. Because whores need a vacation too! Cum with us as we visit "Whorlando"!

Listen to our album "Whorlando" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/s54ICpKqMLH3QD3JG8

"Finger My Stingray" is a innocent song about petting stingrays, we swear!
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LYRICS:

Pet my stingray
Pet my stingray today
Just take two fingers
And stroke, stroke, stroke away

Thanks for coming today
Look down and You'll see
What I have on Display.
This here be Desirée
She's a southern Stingray
There's an extra fee.
If you decide to pay,
It will be okay to touch away.

Take your two fingers
And stroke her while she lingers
Guaranteed to be the wettest
Thing you've ever fingered

Have you touched a stingray before?
It's wet like the sea shore
Reach in my touch tank today
And finger her away
She's guaranteed to be
Salty and moist like the sea
So reach in my touch tank today
And finger my stingray

Pet my stingray
Pet my stingray today
Just take two fingers
And stroke, stroke, stroke away
Touch my stingray
Touch my stingray today
Just take your fingers
And finger her away

Not at all hairy
She doesn't have any
She's been touched by very many
Boys and girls From all over the world.
She'll let you touch her
If you put two fingers together
Take your index and your middle
And give my stingray a diddle

Take your two fingers
And stroke her while she lingers
Guaranteed to be the wettest
Thing you've ever fingered


Have you touched a stingray before?
It's wet like the sea shore
Reach in my touch tank today
And finger her away
She's guaranteed to be
Salty and moist like the sea
So reach in my touch tank today
And finger my stingray

Pet my stingray
Pet my stingray today
Just take two fingers
And stroke, stroke, stroke away
Touch my stingray
Touch my stingray today
Just take your fingers
And finger her away

Desiree likes to be touched
She loves it very, very much
Just take your hand
And stick out your phalange
She's wet and she's all soaked
So give my stingray a stroke

Take your two fingers
And stroke her while she lingers
Guaranteed to be the wettest
Thing you've ever fingered

Have you touched a stingray before?
It's wet like the sea shore
Reach in my touch tank today
And finger her away
She's guaranteed to be
Salty and moist like the sea
So reach in my touch tank today
And finger my stingray

Have you touched a stingray before?
It's wet like the sea shore
Reach in my touch tank today
And finger her away
She's guaranteed to be
Salty and moist like the sea
So reach in my touch tank today
And finger my stingray

Pet my stingray
Pet my stingray today
Just take two fingers
And stroke, stroke, stroke away
Touch my stingray
Touch my stingray today
Just take your fingers
And finger her away

Finger My Stingray

"My Other Ride" is the 2nd single off "Whorlando", a wild high octane song about the best ride in Orlando.

Listen to our entire album "Whorlando" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/ZvpEn5uNKgl38RJtdZ
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LYRICS:

Picked me up on the street
The corner is where we meet
Now we are in his backseat
Turning up the heat
As he's Holding up my feet
Service that you just can't beat

Watch my rear fender bend
As he's bumping my back end.
Hope there's no transmissions
In this rear collision

Their other ride's a Toyota
Her other ride is a Honda
His ride is a Mercedes Benz
My other ride is your boyfriend

Don't got a Impala
Don't got an Accord
Don't got a Corolla
Your boyfriend is what I board

I'm taking his stick shift
He's honking my headlights
While slamming my back door
If you'd done your job right
He wouldn't need a whore
To satisfy him at night

Watch my rear fender bend
As he's bumping my back end.
Hope there's no emissions
In this rear collision

Your other ride is a Toyota
Her other ride is a Honda
His ride is a Mercedes Benz
My other ride is your boyfriend

Your other ride is a Vespa
Her other ride is a Tesla
His ride is an Aston Martin
But my other ride is your husband

Don't got a Pontiac 
Don't got a Concorde
Don't got a Cadillac
Your husband is what I board

Don't need an Uber
Don't need a Lyft
Don't need a taxi
Your boyfriend is where I sit

Needs a slut to rev him up
Needs a ho to make him go
Needs a skank to turn his crank
Needs someone to make him cum
He Needs a dirty hooker 
To fire his cylinders
If you can't please your man
Remember that a hussy can

My highway has no skid marks
No oil spills where I park

Their favorite ride is the log flume
Her favorite ride's the Drop of Doom
His favorite ride are the dodgems
My favorite ride is your boyfriend 

Their other ride is a Vespa
Her other ride is a Tesla
His ride is an Aston Martin
But my other ride is your husband

Don't got a Impala
Don't got an Accord
Don't got a Corolla
Your boyfriend is what I board

Don't got a Pontiac 
Don't got a Concorde
Don't got a Cadillac
Your husband is what I board

Watch my rear fender bend
As he's bumping my back end.
Hope there's no transmissions
In this rear collision

Needs a slut to rev him up
Needs a ho to make him go
Needs a skank to turn his crank
Needs someone to make him come

My Other Ride (Is Your Boyfriend)

The Slutz are leaving the Silver State for the Sunshine State. Heading to the biggest tourist slut spot in Florida. Because whores need a vacation too!

Listen to our entire album "Whorlando" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/ZvpEn5uNKgl38RJtdZ

Many tourist hot spots offer a stand selling pearls from real oysters. Because sometimes all a girl really wants is a beautify pearl necklace.
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LYRICS:

Every girl
Dreams of pearls
They're all jealous
Of my necklace
A special gift
Marked on my list
A ultimate wish
No girl can resist

Better remember
These pearls are special
Not like any other 
They didn't come from no oyster
But from a sea cucumber
Pearls that didn't come from a clam
They came from my man
Got them out by hand

Gonna make the girls jealous 
Of my beautiful pearl necklace

Your beautiful pearl necklace
Is what I'm about to get
Put your white pearls onto my neck
(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Every girl wants their neck in pearls
Makes me feel like a special girl
When you adorn me with your pearls
(Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah-aah)

Give it a whirl
Adorn your girl
With your pearls
I am sure
All the girls
Dream of pearls 
Show her you care
Put your pearls right there

Don't have to spend a dollar
To put your pearls on her collar
Any man can give their girl
A necklace made of pearls
Doesn't cost much money
To adorn your honey
Show her that you care
Give her a pearl necklace right there

Almost all men aspire
To give their girl what they desire

Your beautiful pearl necklace
Is what I'm about to get
Put your white pearls onto my neck
(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Every girl wants their neck in pearls
Makes me feel like a special girl
When you adorn me with your pearls
(Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah-aah)

Give it a whirl
Adorn your girl
With your pearls
I am sure
All the girls
Dream of pearls 
Show her you care
Put your pearls right there

Give it a whirl
Adorn your girl
With your pearls
I am sure
All the girls
Dream of pearls 
Show her you care
Put your pearls right there

Giving me only the best
To put on my neck
Not being reckless
When you give me your pearl necklace

Every girl
Dreams of pearls
They're all jealous
Of my necklace
A special gift
Marked on my list
A ultimate wish
No girl can resist

Gonna make the girls jealous 
Of my beautiful pearl necklace
But pearls are not only for girls
Some dudes like pearl necklaces too!

Your beautiful pearl necklace
Is what I'm about to get
Put your white pearls onto my neck
(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Every girl wants their neck in pearls
Makes me feel like a special girl
When you adorn me with your pearls
(Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah-aah)

Your beautiful pearl necklace
Is what I'm about to get
Put your white pearls onto my neck
(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Every girl wants their neck in pearls
Makes me feel like a special girl
When you adorn me with your pearls
(Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah-aah)

Give it a whirl
Adorn your girl
With your pearls
I am sure
All the girls
Dream of pearls 
Show her you care
Put your pearls right there

Give it a whirl
Adorn your girl
With your pearls
I am sure
All the girls
Dream of pearls 
Show her you care
Put your pearls right there

Every girl
Dreams of pearls
They're all jealous
Of my necklace
A special gift
Marked on my list
A ultimate wish
No girl can resist

Pearl Necklace

The Slutz are leaving the Silver State for the Sunshine State. Heading to the biggest tourist slut spot in Florida. Because whores need a vacation too!

Whorlando

The Slutz are leaving the Silver State for the Sunshine State. Heading to the biggest tourist slut spot in Florida. Because whores need a vacation too!

Listen to our album "Whorlando" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/s54ICpKqMLH3QD3JG8

Sometimes when you're bored on your vacation, it's fun to drive down the avenue, looking for hookers.
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LYRICS:

Driving down the road
In hooker hunting mode
Wild life we're gonna see
Going on a safari

It's Midnight, let's have a party
Let's go on a hooker safari
Cruising down the street at night
Checking out the wild life
If you see a hussy
Wearing spots or stripes on her body
Remember You gotta yell
Safari, safari!

Pinto, calico, dalmatian
Checking out hookers
On our vacation

Driving down the road
In hooker hunting mode
Wild life we're gonna see
Going on a safari
Taking a quick stint
If you see a hussy out
Wearing animal print
All over her body
Remember to shout
Safari, safari!

Leopard, giraffe, cheetah,
Jaguar, ocelot, zebra
Snake, crocodile, gator
Emu, dalmatian, tiger
Stripes, spots, blotches, brown cow (So stunning!)
Roar, growl, purr, hiss, meow!
Styled to look wild
Doing it wild style.

At midnight, one a.m. or two
They're all down on the avenue
That's where you might catch a few.
Don't need to go to Africa 
To see cheetahs or gazelles
The boulevard is were they dwell
Have your cameras out and get ready
We're going on a hooker safari!

Pinto, calico, dalmatian
Checking out Hussies
On our vacation

Driving down the road
In hooker hunting mode
Wild life we're gonna see
Going on a safari
Taking a quick stint
If you see a hussy out
Wearing animal print
All over her body
Remember to shout
Safari, safari!

Leopard, giraffe, cheetah,
Jaguar, ocelot, zebra
Snake, crocodile, gator
Emu, dalmatian, tiger
Stripes, spots, blotches, brown cow (So stunning!)
Roar, growl, purr, hiss, meow!
Styled to look wild
Doing it wild style.

Animal prints are a hoe's best
Their favorite way to dress
Doing business on the hush-hush
Camouflages them into the brush
They're always dressing like that
In their natural habitat 

Safari, safari!
Safari, safari!
Safari, safari!
Safari, safari!

Pinto, Calico, Dalmatian
Checking out floozies
On our vacation!

Driving down the road
In hooker hunting mode
Wild life we're gonna see
Going on a safari
Taking a quick stint
If you see a hussy out
Wearing animal print
All over her body
Remember to shout
Safari, safari!

Driving down the road
In hooker hunting mode
Wild life we're gonna see
Going on a safari
Taking a quick stint
If you see a hussy out
Wearing animal print
All over her body
Remember to shout
Safari, safari!

Leopard, giraffe, cheetah,
Jaguar, ocelot, zebra
Snake, crocodile, gator
Emu, dalmatian, tiger
Stripes, spots, blotches, brown cow (So stunning!)
Roar, growl, purr, hiss, meow!
Styled to look wild
Doing it wild style.

Hooker Safari

Look for our new album "Whorlando", out now!

What happens when you take a group of prostitutes and turn them into popstars? You get Eden's Slutz!

We are Eden's Slutz, from Las Vegas, Nevada. We're a new kind of girl group, comprised of legal sex workers. Our songs are fun, funny, cheeky, sexy and downright naughty.

Our story began with our manager, Madam Eden Slutz, who owns a licensed brothel outside of Las Vegas, called "Slutopia". When the 2020 global pandemic hit, Eden needed to find another way to keep her girls in business. She decided to venture into another form of prostitution: the music industry. With modern innovations such as autotune and AI, now anyone can be a popstar. From prostitutes to "popstitutes", get ready to "Slut It Up" with Eden's Slutz!

Eden's Slutz are:

-Chantelle: "Barbie Slut". 
    She's a living doll.

-Gizelle: "Picante Slut". 
    A spicy and saucy woman.

-Janelle: "Sakura Slut". 
    A exotic fragrant blossom from the far east.

-Kristelle: "Cocoa Slut". 
    A warm, earthy, velvety smooth tall drink.

-Raquel: "Redheaded Slut". 
    She's sweet but a little tart and packs a bite.

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