The Slutz are leaving the Silver State for the Sunshine State. Heading to the biggest tourist slut spot in Florida. Because whores need a vacation too!

Listen to our new album "Whorlando" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/s54ICpKqMLH3QD3JG8

This song is about the bootiful beaches of Miami Florida
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LYRICS:

For the end of the week
Took a trip down to the beach
Drove with my family 
All the way to Miami
The sea is where we wanted to be
The beach is what we wanted to see
(Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Got out the car and what'd we see?
Sting bikinis, nudity
Public indecency, 
Debauchery at the sea.
Naked and bare everywhere 
Endless coochies and titties
As far as the eye can see
Men showing off their peen 
Letting their junk be seen

Everyone dresses like a whore
Down at the Miami sea shore

It's a whore, you're a whore
He's a whore, she's a whore
They're all whores, that's all whores
Everyone is a whore
(Down at the Miami sea shore)

That's a slut, you're a slut
He's a slut, she's a slut
They're all sluts, It's a slut
Everyone is a slut
(Down at the Miami sea shore)

The beach is where you gotta be
If you really wanna see 
Extreme public indecency

Grandma can see his banana
Don't look Mom, his clothes are gone
Oh my gosh, she's wearing butt floss
Oh no, Dad can see her hole
Hey buddy, eveyone's slutty
Guess what? Look at her coconuts
Everyone at the beach is dressed like a slut

Everyone's showing off their butts 
And exposing their coconuts

That's a slut, you're a slut
He's a slut, she's a slut
It's a slut, they're all sluts
Everyone is a slut
(Down at the Miami sea shore)

It's a whore, you're a whore
He's a whore, she's a whore
That's a whore, they're all whores
Everyone is a whore
(Down At the Miami sea shore)

The sea is where you wanna be
If you really wanna see
Public beach debauchery

(Down at the sea shore)
(Everyone's a whore)
(Down at the sea shore)

Walking around in a string bikini
Ain't public indecency in Miami
Why should we go home? When in Rome.
Why let them have all of the fun?
Why not just be like everyone?
If you can't beat them, you can join them

Dad's a slut, Mom's a slut
Grandma's a slut, Grandpa's a slut
They're all sluts, we're all sluts
Everyone is a slut
(Down at the Miami sea shore)

Mom's a whore, Dad's a whore
Sister's a whore, Brother's a whore
They're all whores, we're all whores
Everyone is a whore
(Down at the Miami sea shore)

Everyone dresses like a whore 
Down at the Miami sea shore

I'm a slut, you're a slut
he's a slut, she's a slut
They're all sluts, we're all sluts
Everyone is a slut
(Down at the Miami sea shore)

I'm a whore, you're a whore
He's a whore, she's a whore
They're all whores, we're all whores
Everyone is a whore
(Down at the Miami sea shore)

The beach is where you gotta be
If you really wanna see
Extreme public nudity

Miami Seashore (Beach Mix)

The Slutz are leaving the Silver State for the Sunshine State. Heading to the biggest tourist slut spot in Florida. Because whores need a vacation too! Cum with us as we visit "Whorlando"!

Listen to our entire album "Whorlando" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/ZvpEn5uNKgl38RJtdZ

Vacation over so soon? Be sure to hurry back again!
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LYRICS:

Thank you for all of your dough
It's so sad that you have to go
If a good time is what you had
Tell your brother and tell your dad
Always here for your enjoyment
Book another appointment 
I'm dying to have you again
Hurry back and bring some of your friends 

All Good things must come to an end
But a good thing just came in my end

Hurry back, hurry back
Hope you really enjoyed that
Now that you've tried some
There's more where that came from

Hurry back, hurry back
Got more in store, come back for more
Let me show you where is the door
Make sure to visit my gift store

Sorry you have to dash
Have to leave real fast
Wish this could last
Next time bring more cash

Glad you could stop by
Now it's time for me to fly
Hope you liked the show
Now you gonna go
Don't have to go home
But here you can't stay
Got my number on your phone
Come again another day

A good time can be hard to find
Yet a hard time is good to find

Hurry back, Hurry back
Be sure to bring your certificates
A special discount your will get
When you come for your next visit

Hurry back, hurry back
I'm dying to see you again
So glad that you could attend
Next time why not bring all your friends?

Sorry you have to dash
Have to leave real fast
Wish this could last
Next time bring more cash

(Hurry baa-ack, hurry baa-ack)
(Hurry back, hurry back, hurry back)
(Hurry baa-ack, hurry baa-ack)
(Hurry back, hurry back, hurry back!)

Hurry back, hurry back
Hope you really enjoyed that
Now that you've tried some
there's more where that came from

Hurry back, hurry back
Got more in store, come back for more
Let me show you where is the door
Make sure to visit my gift store

Hurry back, Hurry back
Be sure to bring your certificates
A special discount your will get
When you come for your next visit

Hurry back, hurry back
I'm dying to see you again
So glad that you could attend
Next time why not bring all your friends?

Sorry you have to dash
Have to leave real fast
Wish this could last
Next time bring more cash

Sorry you have to dash
Have to leave real fast
Wish this could last
Next time bring all of your cash

A good time can be hard to find
Yet a hard time is good to find
All Good things must come to an end
But a good thing just came in my end

Sorry I had to dash
Next time bring more cash
Grateful for the high turnout 
Had a blast no doubt 
Don't like to shout
NOW GET OUT!!!!

"Oh how rude of me. PLEASE, get out."

Hurry Back

The Slutz are leaving the Silver State for the Sunshine State. Heading to the biggest tourist slut spot in Florida. Because whores need a vacation too!

Listen to our album "Whorlando" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/s54ICpKqMLH3QD3JG8

But why vacation in Orlando when you can go somewhere hotter: Hell!
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LYRICS:

"Go to Hell!"

Vacation is on the way
At home I don't wanna stay
Gonna spend it far away
To where celebrities go
A place that's never cold
A place that's warm always
I know a place that's really swell
Why don't we just go to Hell?

The hottest vacation pick
Is H-E-double-hockey-sticks

Wanna go to Orlando?
(NO!)
Wanna visit Chicago?
(NO!)
A trip to San Francisco?
(HELL NO!)
Hell is where we wanna go

Wanna go somewhere hot?
(YES!)
I know just the right spot
(YES!)
Let's go to a place that's swell
(HELL YES!)
Spend your vacation in Hell

Go to Hell, go to Hell!
It's so swell
Can't you tell?
Spend vacation in Hell, Hell, Hell!

666 star hotels
Lake of Fire boat hires
So many activities 
For the whole family 
You can meet celebrities 
From throughout history
Like Miss Britney Murphy 
Or John F. Kennedy 
Miss Marilyn Monroe
And also Liberace
Hell is where the cool kids go
That is where we need to be

The hottest vacation pick
is H-E-double-hockey-Styx

Wanna go Tokyo?
(NO!)
Wanna go visit Oslo?
(NO!)
A weekend in Monaco?
(HELL NO!)
Hell is where we wanna go!

Wanna go somewhere hot?
(YES!)
I know just the right spot
(YES!)
Let's go to a place that's swell
(HELL YES!)
Spend your vacation in Hell.

Go to Hell, go to Hell!
It's so swell
Can't you tell?
Spend vacation in Hell, Hell, Hell!

(NO!)
(NO!)
(HELL NO!)
(YES!)
(YES!)
(YES!)
(HELL YES!)
(Let's all go to Hell-el-el, hell-el-el)
(I wanna go to Hell-el-el, hell-el-el)

Don't go to Cairo 
Vegas is overpriced 
London just ain't that nice
Hell is always hot, hot, hot,
Warm weather is what it's got
Satan has the hottest spot
Why not give hell a shot?
You do not need to fly
No regulations to comply
Just under the Earth's mantle
Gotta find a digger rental
Go and grab a shovel
Time to go see the Devil

The hottest vacation pick
Is H-E-double-hockey-sticks!

Wanna go to Morocco?
(NO!)
Wanna visit Mexico?
(NO!)
To Rio De Janeiro?
(HELL NO!)
Hell is where we wanna go!

Wanna go somewhere hot?
(YES!)
I know just the right spot
(YES!)
Let's go to a place that's swell
(HELL YES!)
Spend your vacation in Hell.

Wanna go to Toronto?
(NO!)
Wanna visit Kyoto?
(NO!)
A trip to Montenegro?
(HELL NO!)
Hell is where we wanna go

Wanna go somewhere hot?
(YES!)
I know just the right spot
(YES!)
Let's go to a place that's swell
(HELL YES!)
Spend your vacation in Hell

Go to Hell, go to Hell!
It's so swell
Can't you tell?
Spend vacation in Hell, Hell, Hell!

"Go to Hell!"


Vacation In Hell (666 Mix)

The Slutz are leaving the Silver State for the Sunshine State. Heading to the biggest tourist slut spot in Florida. Because whores need a vacation too!

Listen to our entire album "Whorlando" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/ZvpEn5uNKgl38RJtdZ

Many tourist hot spots offer a stand selling pearls from real oysters. Because sometimes all a girl really wants is a beautify pearl necklace.
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LYRICS:

Every girl
Dreams of pearls
They're all jealous
Of my necklace
A special gift
Marked on my list
A ultimate wish
No girl can resist

Better remember
These pearls are special
Not like any other 
They didn't come from no oyster
But from a sea cucumber
Pearls that didn't come from a clam
They came from my man
Got them out by hand

Gonna make the girls jealous 
Of my beautiful pearl necklace

Your beautiful pearl necklace
Is what I'm about to get
Put your white pearls onto my neck
(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Every girl wants their neck in pearls
Makes me feel like a special girl
When you adorn me with your pearls
(Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah-aah)

Give it a whirl
Adorn your girl
With your pearls
I am sure
All the girls
Dream of pearls 
Show her you care
Put your pearls right there

Don't have to spend a dollar
To put your pearls on her collar
Any man can give their girl
A necklace made of pearls
Doesn't cost much money
To adorn your honey
Show her that you care
Give her a pearl necklace right there

Almost all men aspire
To give their girl what they desire

Your beautiful pearl necklace
Is what I'm about to get
Put your white pearls onto my neck
(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Every girl wants their neck in pearls
Makes me feel like a special girl
When you adorn me with your pearls
(Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah-aah)

Give it a whirl
Adorn your girl
With your pearls
I am sure
All the girls
Dream of pearls 
Show her you care
Put your pearls right there

Give it a whirl
Adorn your girl
With your pearls
I am sure
All the girls
Dream of pearls 
Show her you care
Put your pearls right there

Giving me only the best
To put on my neck
Not being reckless
When you give me your pearl necklace

Every girl
Dreams of pearls
They're all jealous
Of my necklace
A special gift
Marked on my list
A ultimate wish
No girl can resist

Gonna make the girls jealous 
Of my beautiful pearl necklace
But pearls are not only for girls
Some dudes like pearl necklaces too!

Your beautiful pearl necklace
Is what I'm about to get
Put your white pearls onto my neck
(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Every girl wants their neck in pearls
Makes me feel like a special girl
When you adorn me with your pearls
(Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah-aah)

Your beautiful pearl necklace
Is what I'm about to get
Put your white pearls onto my neck
(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Every girl wants their neck in pearls
Makes me feel like a special girl
When you adorn me with your pearls
(Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah-aah)

Give it a whirl
Adorn your girl
With your pearls
I am sure
All the girls
Dream of pearls 
Show her you care
Put your pearls right there

Give it a whirl
Adorn your girl
With your pearls
I am sure
All the girls
Dream of pearls 
Show her you care
Put your pearls right there

Every girl
Dreams of pearls
They're all jealous
Of my necklace
A special gift
Marked on my list
A ultimate wish
No girl can resist

Pearl Necklace

This is a bonus track off our special album "Slutopia 2: Sloppy 2nd (Double D-luxe Edition)"

Stinky Stank (No B.O. Mix)

Sloppy 2nd (2nd Mix)

Tip A Bitch (Gratuitious Mix)

Boys "R" Toys (Playtime Mix)

This is a bonus track off our special album "Slutopia 2: Sloppy 2nd (Double D-luxe Edition)"

PARENTAL ADVISORY: EXPLICIT CONTENT

If You See Kay (Mean Mix)

This is a bonus track off our special album "Slutopia 2: Sloppy 2nd".

Petti Spaghetti (Secondi Mix)

Look for our new album "Whorlando", out now!

What happens when you take a group of prostitutes and turn them into popstars? You get Eden's Slutz!

We are Eden's Slutz, from Las Vegas, Nevada. We're a new kind of girl group, comprised of legal sex workers. Our songs are fun, funny, cheeky, sexy and downright naughty.

Our story began with our manager, Madam Eden Slutz, who owns a licensed brothel outside of Las Vegas, called "Slutopia". When the 2020 global pandemic hit, Eden needed to find another way to keep her girls in business. She decided to venture into another form of prostitution: the music industry. With modern innovations such as autotune and AI, now anyone can be a popstar. From prostitutes to "popstitutes", get ready to "Slut It Up" with Eden's Slutz!

Eden's Slutz are:

-Chantelle: "Barbie Slut". 
    She's a living doll.

-Gizelle: "Picante Slut". 
    A spicy and saucy woman.

-Janelle: "Sakura Slut". 
    A exotic fragrant blossom from the far east.

-Kristelle: "Cocoa Slut". 
    A warm, earthy, velvety smooth tall drink.

-Raquel: "Redheaded Slut". 
    She's sweet but a little tart and packs a bite.

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