Some men drive muscle cars, some prefer luxury sedans—but Phil? Phil drives the smallest car you’ve ever seen, and he wouldn’t have it any other way.

"Phil’s Tiny Car" is a fast-paced, cheeky anthem about a man who cheats at games, rants about movies, and refuses to touch caffeine or sugar—but still somehow barrels through life at full speed. With a mix of sharp wit, playful storytelling, and just the right amount of absurdity, this song is a tribute to every quirky friend who makes life infinitely more entertaining.

If you’ve ever met someone who bends the rules, defies logic, and refuses to upgrade their car, this one’s for you.

Legends, Lies and Lamentations

Phil's Tiny Car

Phil’s Tiny Car

Some people search for years to find the one meant for them. Some roads take unexpected turns, but when the right people finally meet, everything falls into place.

"David and Gillian" is a heartfelt tribute to two friends who found their way to each other after years apart, proving that love doesn’t follow a straight path—it follows destiny. With soaring melodies and an emotional, uplifting energy, this song celebrates second chances, long journeys, and the joy of finally finding home in another person.

For anyone who’s ever waited, searched, and finally found the one, this is your anthem.

David and Gillian

Some songs tell stories of love and loss, others of glory and redemption—but The Droop? This one warns of a fate far worse than any of those.

A cheeky, pub-style anthem filled with playful innuendo and good old-fashioned drinking wisdom, The Droop is a cautionary tale for those who indulge a little too much. With its rollicking rhythm and singalong-worthy chorus, it paints a tragicomic picture of a man whose love for ale has left him... well, less than triumphant.

Perfect for pub-goers, folk-song lovers, and anyone who enjoys a good laugh over a pint, this tune will have you raising your glass—just maybe not too many times.

The Droop (A Cheeky Drinking Song)

Wolf of Borg – AI Music Without Limits

Alas its a sad day for me. Due to continued issues with soundcloud, I am moving to United Masters for all of my releases. Soundcloud have already warned me that they will be deleting all my music, but It will have been released before that happens. Honestly, if you are intending to release music, I'd look elsewhere, Soundcloud are prescriptive and stifle creativity. Their Customer service is virtually inaccessible, unhelpful, and unable to resolve issues. They actively hinder creators instead of supporting them.

Wolf of Borg... Still Creating... Still releasing, just not through SoundCloud... I'll just take my 200,000 streams elsewhere ;)

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