Everybody Chilling, Meanwhile My Last Braincells.

The boys are BACK after a week off! And there is MUCH to discuss! Eddie and Matthew kick it off right away with their thoughts on how spoooooky Silas is on Martha Vineyard (2:43), why they will always be Team Kandi on RHOA (13:53), where the Jersey ladies go from here on RHONJ (23:19), what they’re liking so far about the new season of RHOC (28:39), and what remains of all of the carnage left over from VPR — the Scandoval of it all (39:26).

SHMV - 2:43
RHOA - 13:53
RHONJ - 23:19
RHOC - 28:39
VPR - 39:26

379 - "Flam-ingle"

WE ARE BACK!! The boys are back this week with some BIG NEWS about what’s coming next for Hot & Bravo’d!! Then, Eddie and Matthew discuss the finale and the future of Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (17:48), Kandi & Sheree’s sit down and Marlo’s blind date on RHOA (26:53), and why they are loving the renaissance of RHOC (36:57).

SHMV: 17:48
RHOA: 26:53
RHOC: 36:57

380 - "She by Shein!?"

Lady Morgan, Countless Luann AND TWO EMMY NOMINATIONS FOR VANDERPUMP RULES?!? It’s Christmas in July!! The boys are buzzing over the crazy news of the week in the Bravo-verse. Then, Eddie and Matthew gush over their new favorite show Crappie Lake and how far both Luann and Sonja have come (8:53), as well as discuss Sonya’s charity event on RHOA (16:28) and how good it’s getting in Montana on RHOC (26:13).

CL (8:53)
RHOA (16:28)
RHOC (26:13)

381 - "Welcome to Crappie Lake!"

MANIAC and Aaron react to 'The Ultimate Betrayal.'
Episode score, PooPoo Head of the Night, and Pump Power Rankings.

Trainwreck Rules | Vanderpump Rules S11E2 'The Ultimate Betrayal' Reaction

To feel the full weight of the low frequencies and the crystal highs, listen with real headphones or a sound system that can breathe. Small speakers hide half the story. 

Built at a slow crawl of 66 BPM, this track came straight out of my obsession with deep low end and the chaotic brilliance of the Real Housewives. I pulled iconic lines, twisted them, and let them melt into the atmosphere more texture than quote, more mood than meme.

The foundation is all heavy dub pressure, breakbeat grit, and darkwave haze, held together by a bassline that drags everything into the depths. It’s my love letter to low frequencies and reality-TV drama, reimagined for the underground.

Real Housewives of Ableton

low-end lovaaa & architect with a left field bass swerve . I build  S͡L͡O͡W͡-burn rhythms, 𝓼𝓵𝓲𝓶𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓴  sub -pressure, and carve out space where the groove breathes. 

Each track is a mood in motion, abstract  textured obsessive, and genre-fluid.  Frequencies for those who listen deep, speakers that hit hard, and low ends that heal the soul, 𝔩𝔦𝔩 𝔤𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔞 

𝕎𝔸ℝℕ𝕀ℕ𝔾: 𝕤𝕦𝕓-𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕧𝕪 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕪. 𝔻𝕠𝕟’𝕥 𝕓𝕖 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕖. 

Earth is ghetteaux.
SPL2​=SPL1​+10log10​(P1​P2​​) ​
b​=2πc​V⋅LS​
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