[Intro]
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
WWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Yuh, I lit it

[Verse]
I bought roses, then I ate 'em raw
Wrote Vin a letter, with my butt cheeks, dawg
Took her out, I was dressed in her 3 year old slime
She said "Zap, you smell like a war crime"
I said "That's cologne, it's called Federal Offense"
Then I sucked her toes, through a barbed wire fence
I asked "Why your head look like among us bean"
I will propose your ass in a motherfucking latrine
Bought her hand sanitizer, it was actually acid
Her sister Angelina is made out of plastic
She said "Zap you're a psycho, please let me be"
I nutted on a tree and said "This one's for me"
I gifted my heart, it was wrapped in duct tape
She ran away, so I tracked her with Grape Ape
She blocked me on Snap, I made 36 alts
Now I'm singing in the rain, crocs full of salt

[Outro]
And I didn't even come to Armenia yet bahahahahaha
Watch your books, kids
No no no I don't even care yeah…
BUT COME BACK BITCH!
I AIN'T DONE YET...

ZAP POETRY

[Verse]
Zap pulled up in Crocs with the nut gun loaded,   
Twerked on his cousin, family tree corroded 
Dildos in the sink, uncle caught him strokin’
Facebook banned him ‘cause the balls were way too swollen 
Hit Samantha’s voicemail, left a moan and a threat,
“Lemme nut in your dreams or I’m bombing your jet.”
Got kicked out the church, said "This life ain't ideal”
Chased a furry with a Glock and a Happy Meal 

[Chorus]
Nut gun, nut gun, hide your toes and run run
Zap gonna smack your cheeks with his big dun dun
Samantha better duck and hide your big fucking bun bun
Zap’s comin’ through, like Adolf Hitler's Godson

[Verse]
Zap pulled up late, Crocs muddy from the gutter,
Grandma called the cops, said “That boy is a nutter”
Told Samantha “duck or get smacked with my dun dun,”
Hit her Snapchat, left a voice message fulla nut gun
I'll smack your cheeks, till they start fucking swinging
Smacked my baby cousin, didn't cry, he started singing
So you said u won't sing, but now please say "Yes king"
Mia got an big ass incher she will make your ass sing

[Chorus]
Nut gun, nut gun, hide your toes and run run
Zap gonna smack your cheeks with his big dun dun
Samantha better duck and hide your big fucking bun bun
Zap’s comin’ through, like Adolf Hitler's Godson

Thought I was gone (Nut gun)

[Intro]
Hehehehehehe, hello little one, don't worry, we will just touch you!
Zap is gonna touch your hole
Muahahahaha
Oh man my fucking dick hurts!
Hey zap, stop licking my balls

[Verse]
I like to slap Samantha
I like to watch Arora
Roxanne got big ass BBL
And Satoshi is a fucking french
Soviet onion is from africa
Noah is fucking white
Khalid is gay asf
And Elianna is a girl

[Chorus]
Khalid lost his dildo, (lalala)
Khalid lost his dildo, (lalala)
Khalid lost his dildo, (lalala)
Khalid lost his dildo, (lalala)
Khalid lost his dildo, (lalala)
Khalid lost his dildo, (lalala)
Khalid lost his dildo, (lalala)
Khalid lost his dildo, (lalala)
Khalid lost his dildo, (lalala)
Khalid lost his dildo, (lalala)
Khalid lost his dildo, (lalala)
Khalid lost his dildo, (lalala)

Lid lost it

I am NOT sorry for ruining your ears, Ima do it again even worse next time

END CREDITS (Im not sorry)

[Intro]
WE ARE THE FUTURE!!! 
YEAHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAHHHHHH OOOOOHHHHHH AAAHHHH

[Verse]
Pulled up to the prom, with my dildo stuck in a ferret
Samantha said no, so i nutted on her parents (Woo!)
I was in my crocs till the 4th grade (Yeah)
Then I got high and jumped in the lake 
Rubbed my cheeks off the priest he said "HOLY SHIT!"
I ghosted my cousin after stealing his lil' dick
Was banned from house, fucked a president to pay rent
I moved in with my nigga Bob who sold me the fent
I tried to fuck Katrina, but she smelled like beef 
So i kissed her grandma, then nutted on a leaf
DUN DUN DUN DUN, that's my meat talkin'
Zap in darkness with a croissant, Sato stalkin'

[Outro]
Send help, please
I don't know 
I am not supposed to be doing that

DILDO DIPLOMACY IMMUNITY

[Intro]
(BIG TITTY BUN!!!)

[Verse]
Crow's first letter of name is actually K
Sato looks like motherfucking MGK
But ok, im talkin' bout crow and she a hoe
With a big ass tits and ass that i can blow
I smacked her first time in june 2024
Back then she was still known as ''crow'' 
Now, I liked to call her a chicken hoe
But then her sister got burnt in the stove
Kat acted like she really missed my ass
But i know that she got passed around like pen in the class
I lowkey still wanna hit, ain't moved on yet
I will clap her cheeks, like Future rep a set
Kat got smaller tits than Samantha
Then she said "your PFP screaming I'm Alpha!"
They both kinda wanna sex, but never say it
Sam tried to say sorry, but Kat ignored it

KATIE K FREESTYLE (Ignored it)

This isn't even the start and it already has pretty much ended.
(Lyrics are in the description of the song you are listening to)

U WILLING TO... (Interlude)

[Verse]
Samantha is a blaxican ass bitch
her ass thicker than my kuva lich
she likes to suck on the various dicks
but she also likes to drink my fucking piss

i once made her take a shit while she was asleep
then i woke her up by molesting her big butt cheeks
Say cheese, i wont fuck her even if she says please
I'm gonna take a shit, then throw poop in her kitchen sink

Oh yeah, she also claim that she international
But her coochie got no passport, that shit irrational
Tried to throw it back, it broke my fucking pelvis
Ass so fat I thought I sat on Elvis

She said I'm classy, bitch I wear crocs to prom
Her titty popped out like a fucking car alarm
Claiming she clean, but got clapped in IKEA
She sucked off janitor behind the pizzeria

She texting WYD, I'm just living in peace
Sam the reason therapists charge fee increase
Gave her my hoodie, she remind me of Broz
Tried to cook dinner, caught salmonella from Arroz

Her coochie smells like rain in July
I hit up group chat, I said she just made me cry
Ass so thick, my bluetooth got a delay
But I saw Roblox characters twerk better, ok?

Every night in my bed i commit terrorism 
Cute face, but her soul needs exorcism
She's TFN's budget version of SZA
Got blocked by a stroker and nun named Luiza

She didn't know i made her pregnant, I just hear "Push it"
Call me Bin Laden cause I'm blowing up her pussy
I'm not Future, but Sammy a lil demon (Wish i was tho)
I'll smack her ass when it's dark, call it emo

SLT FREESTYLE (Blaxinasian)

[Intro]
Oh man, bitch, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
I'm about to make you chew on my shit

[Verse]
I hate a fucking dentist
That's a real shit
I needa go there again
I would rather have no teeth
I hate when Samantha talks
I hate when Samantha exists
I'd rather have Khalid nut
Than look at that mexican bitch
I can't even remember
When was last time i took a shit
The way I hate Samantha
I will make her drink my piss
Everybody normal but me and vin
I like to slap all the kids 
I made Khalid lose sleep
And I will jerk off in his butt cheeks

Lid still finding it

[Verse]
I am Adolf Hitler
Give me your nuts and i will cum
I will spread your ass cheeks
And I'll bust in your bum
If u don't try to throw it back
I will come uninvited
Then I'll ruin your threesome
Girls can't say no if they're dead

[Chorus]
Zap will jerk off real hard
He will touch your big ass butt
He will put dick in your crack
And won't let you suck it back
Zap, zap, come out and play
He won't hurt you, you just gonna get laid
Zap, zap, come out and play
If you don't like it, prepare your ass for grave

[Verse]
I am mad, my cousin never gave me backshots
My brother mad, i charge him 5 dollars to take a shower
My uncle unfollowed me on fucking Facebook (Fuck ass uncle)
And i never managed to fuck that hoe known as crow
Touching everyone I can, since Zap a motherfucka
When we was at wedding, he was jerking off our step brother
I got Trey's dick, he will not show it no more (Or will he)
Stole a 14 year old, then gave her back when i found out she furry

[Chorus]
Zap will jerk off real hard
He will touch your big ass butt
He will put dick in your crack
And won't let you suck it back
Zap, zap, come out and play

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