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Women’s Weekly | LMBYTS #1459 | Jason Newland | 11th October 2025
🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 19 minutes
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🎙️ Summary of Content This episode of Let Me Bore You to Sleep by Jason Newland is a relaxed, meandering, and humorous spoken-word journey in which Jason reads through the latest edition of Women’s Weekly magazine. It's full of dry wit, side tangents, social observations, and the occasional heartfelt moment.
🧵 Transcript Breakdown
🐶 Intro & Vinnie’s Drama (0:00–3:30)

Jason opens with a buzzing noise mystery.
Vinnie (his dog) refuses to eat his food unless it's hand-fed or placed on the floor.
Jason laments this new routine and sets the tone for a relaxed, sleepy episode.
📻 Background Noise Commentary (3:30–6:30)

Jason talks about noisy neighbors, ambient garden sounds, and how background chatter can be annoying—like only hearing one side of a phone call.
Shares a funny anecdote about a woman receiving a video call at Uncle Sausage’s funeral.
🧵 Curtains, Buzzing & Noise Control (7:00–8:30)

He tries to quiet the noise by closing the window and drawing “soundproof” curtains.
Reflects that people aren’t intentionally annoying—it’s just how they are, like his own “super sexiness.” 😄
📚 Main Segment: Reading Woman’s Weekly (8:30–1:14:00) Jason reads and critiques the 14th October 2025 edition of Woman’s Weekly magazine, bringing his signature wit to each page: 📰 Magazine Contents:

Fashion & Lifestyle: Handbags with massive pockets (“for all your women's stuff”), waterproof jackets, dungarees from America, and discussions on why women’s zippers are on the opposite side.
Cookery & Crafts: Comfort food recipes, knitting patterns (which Jason finds “rocket-science-level complicated”), cross-stitching memories, and retro sewing tips.
Gardening & Home: Japanese anemones, pretty patios, retro revivals.
Fiction & Culture: Short stories, serial fiction, literary festivals, and celebrity interviews.
Health: Iron deficiency, anemia, nocturia (frequent night urination), and mental health letters.
Horoscopes: Read aloud in full, sprinkled with Jason’s commentary and jokes.
Letters from Readers: Jason reacts to wholesome reader letters and ponders the outdated phrasing like “unto” instead of “into.”
Puzzles & Features: Pearl necklaces, deodorant as a beauty tip (“deodorant doesn’t make you attractive—it just makes you not stink”).
🎤 Jason’s Commentary & Personal Tangents Throughout the episode, Jason weaves in candid reflections, comedy, and social commentary:

Gender Roles & Stereotypes: Questions the outdated division of interests (e.g., why men can’t knit or want handbags), and jokes about wanting to knit and have a purse.
Art & School Days: Shares childhood memories of being steered away from creative hobbies like sewing and cross-stitching.
Men’s Emotional Expression: Mentions Jordan Peterson and the societal discouragement of men expressing vulnerability.
Desire for Excellence: Talks about his lifelong desire to be exceptional at something—especially art, music, comedy, and eventually sales.
Living Alone: Reflects on solitude, talking too much around people, and how socializing drains him emotionally.
Jewelry & Materialism: Wonders why men don’t wear as much jewelry, recalls a crucifix from his dad, and jokes about hyperallergenic accessories (which he mixes up with alopecia).
🐸 Fun & Weird Moments

He reads about Darwin’s frogs carrying tadpoles in their vocal cords.
Discusses saving frogs, mentions Avatar, and reflects on online dog training programs.
Laughs at how Women’s Weekly manages to unintentionally reinforce every gender stereotype.
💬 Closing Message Jason ends with a heartfelt message: "Remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy. Be gentle with yourself. You deserve to feel safe. Lots of love. Bye bye bye bye."

(no music) Women’s Weekly | LMBYTS #1459 | Jason Newland | 11th October 2025

(music) (10 hours) Women’s Weekly | LMBYTS #1459 | Jason Newland | 11th October 2025

(no music) (10 hours) Women’s Weekly | LMBYTS #1459 | Jason Newland | 11th October 2025

(music) Women’s Weekly | LMBYTS #1459 | Jason Newland | 11th October 2025

https://www.jasonnewland.com/

Women’s Weekly | LMBYTS #1459 | Jason Newland | 11th October 2025
🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 19 minutes
🔗 View Transcript
🎙️ Summary of Content This episode of Let Me Bore You to Sleep by Jason Newland is a relaxed, meandering, and humorous spoken-word journey in which Jason reads through the latest edition of Women’s Weekly magazine. It's full of dry wit, side tangents, social observations, and the occasional heartfelt moment.
🧵 Transcript Breakdown
🐶 Intro & Vinnie’s Drama (0:00–3:30)

Jason opens with a buzzing noise mystery.
Vinnie (his dog) refuses to eat his food unless it's hand-fed or placed on the floor.
Jason laments this new routine and sets the tone for a relaxed, sleepy episode.
📻 Background Noise Commentary (3:30–6:30)

Jason talks about noisy neighbors, ambient garden sounds, and how background chatter can be annoying—like only hearing one side of a phone call.
Shares a funny anecdote about a woman receiving a video call at Uncle Sausage’s funeral.
🧵 Curtains, Buzzing & Noise Control (7:00–8:30)

He tries to quiet the noise by closing the window and drawing “soundproof” curtains.
Reflects that people aren’t intentionally annoying—it’s just how they are, like his own “super sexiness.” 😄
📚 Main Segment: Reading Woman’s Weekly (8:30–1:14:00) Jason reads and critiques the 14th October 2025 edition of Woman’s Weekly magazine, bringing his signature wit to each page: 📰 Magazine Contents:

Fashion & Lifestyle: Handbags with massive pockets (“for all your women's stuff”), waterproof jackets, dungarees from America, and discussions on why women’s zippers are on the opposite side.
Cookery & Crafts: Comfort food recipes, knitting patterns (which Jason finds “rocket-science-level complicated”), cross-stitching memories, and retro sewing tips.
Gardening & Home: Japanese anemones, pretty patios, retro revivals.
Fiction & Culture: Short stories, serial fiction, literary festivals, and celebrity interviews.
Health: Iron deficiency, anemia, nocturia (frequent night urination), and mental health letters.
Horoscopes: Read aloud in full, sprinkled with Jason’s commentary and jokes.
Letters from Readers: Jason reacts to wholesome reader letters and ponders the outdated phrasing like “unto” instead of “into.”
Puzzles & Features: Pearl necklaces, deodorant as a beauty tip (“deodorant doesn’t make you attractive—it just makes you not stink”).
🎤 Jason’s Commentary & Personal Tangents Throughout the episode, Jason weaves in candid reflections, comedy, and social commentary:

Gender Roles & Stereotypes: Questions the outdated division of interests (e.g., why men can’t knit or want handbags), and jokes about wanting to knit and have a purse.
Art & School Days: Shares childhood memories of being steered away from creative hobbies like sewing and cross-stitching.
Men’s Emotional Expression: Mentions Jordan Peterson and the societal discouragement of men expressing vulnerability.
Desire for Excellence: Talks about his lifelong desire to be exceptional at something—especially art, music, comedy, and eventually sales.

(music) (5 hours) Women’s Weekly | LMBYTS #1459 | Jason Newland | 11th October 2025

(no music) (5 hours) Women’s Weekly | LMBYTS #1459 | Jason Newland | 11th October 2025

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