Misty (Pokémon):
Verse 1
Step back, little chihuahua, you’re out of your depth,
Water master on the mic, I’m leaving you wet!
I’m the Cerulean queen, I run the gym scene,
You’re just a cranky little rodent, can’t even stay clean.

I train real beasts, you’re stuck with a fool,
Ash and Pikachu? Legends. Stimpy? A tool.
My Starmie spins circles, you’re dizzy, confused,
In this battle of bars, you’ve already lost, dude!

Ren Hoek (Ren & Stimpy):
Verse 1
Ah, you’re killing me, woman, this is no contest!
You prance around in shorts, think you’re the best?
I’ve got more brains than your whole little crew,
I’m a genius, you twit, what’s a Misty to do?

I’m a Ren Hoek original, Stimpy’s my fool,
But I’ll outsmart you too, make you look uncool!
I’ve survived more nonsense than you’ll ever know,
Take your water types home, this show’s gonna blow!


Misty (Pokémon):
Verse 2

You call yourself smart? That’s straight-up absurd,
My Psyduck’s got more brains, haven’t you heard?
You’re outclassed, outmatched, your time’s running thin,
It’s a water-type victory—you can’t swim, can’t win!


Ren Hoek (Ren & Stimpy):
Verse 2
Bah! You think I’m scared of a girl and her fish?
I’ve faced space madness, you’re a minor glitch!
This battle’s a joke, you can’t faze me, you hack,
Now get outta here before I really snap back!

Misty Vs Ren Hoek - Stupid Rap Battles

[Intro]
🎤 Epic Rap Battles of What The Hell!
🎤 Ren & Stimpy...
🎤 Versus...
🎤 El Perro y El Gato...
🎤 Begin!

Ren (Ren & Stimpy)
🎵 "You eediot! Prepare for my verbal assault,
Your show's so bad, I need some shalt!
I’m Ren Hoek, top-dog psycho,
Your bilingual act? Más despacito!

Stimpy, get the litter box! I smell a dud,
Your sloppy animations make me wanna cough up blood!
We’re Nickelodeon legends, a chaotic mess,
You’re just a discount duo, no puedes competir con el best!"

Perro (El Perro)
🎵 "¡Tranquilo, amigo! Your time is up!
You’re grosser than the hairball Stimpy coughs up!
I’m the perro with the rhymes, con mucho sabor,
Your cringe is outdated — a relic of yore!

You two are loco, like tacos con glue,
We teach kids values; all you teach is ew!
Ren, you’re angry 'cause your show got banned,
But with Gato and me? We’re ruling the land!"

Stimpy (Ren & Stimpy)
🎵 "Happy, happy, joy, joy! Let’s make it gross!
I'll rub your rap career in my snot-covered nose!
You think you’re teaching morals? What a bore!
We’ve got cult classic fans screaming for more!

You’re PBS fluff, we’re gritty and bold,
Our slapstick antics are comedy gold!
Face it, El Perro, your rhymes are bland,
And Gato looks like he got hit with a frying pan!"

Gato (El Perro y El Gato)
🎵 "¡Oye, Stimpy! You’re built like queso,
And your ‘jokes’ hit harder than a parking space, bro!
We’re the culture kings, con amor y pasión,
You’re the dumpster fire of animation gone wrong!

Ren’s got anger, but no clever lines,
Stimpy’s got brains smaller than my behind!
We’re spitting fuego, bilingual heat,
Time to take your litter box — and your defeat!"

[Outro]
🎤 "Who won?
🎤 Who’s next?
🎤 You decide!
🎤 Epic Rap Battles of What The Hell!"

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