ŞAM ft. EGE! - DİSKO TOPU (HOODTRAP REMİX)

This episode begins and ends with hypotheticals concerning the Nobel Peace Prize. Somehow, the remaining 14 minutes are comprised of nothing but discussions on penises, how to photograph them, how the populace of Belgium survives despite them, and (most importantly) whether you can dedicate a Nobel Peace Prize to them.

Episode 36 - Cock Talk

In a harrowing upset, Mark reveals that he's been tapped to join Joe Rogan on his podcast as co-host...and his Livin' Like Larry days are numbered. Can the rest of the gang convince him to stay?

Episode 37 - It's Joever: Mark Leaves Us for the Joe Rogan Experience

🌟 Delicious Soft Cake Recipe (Serves 8–10)
Ingredients:

3 eggs (at room temperature)

1 cup granulated sugar

½ cup vegetable oil

1 cup milk

2½ cups all-purpose flour

1 packet baking powder (about 10–12 g)

1 packet vanilla sugar or 1 tsp vanilla extract

Optional: 2 tbsp cocoa powder, chocolate chips, or grated orange zest

Instructions:

Beat eggs and sugar

In a large bowl, whisk the eggs and sugar until the mixture becomes light and creamy (about 3–4 minutes with a mixer).

Add the liquids

Add milk and oil, then mix again until smooth.

Add dry ingredients

Sift in the flour, baking powder, and vanilla. Gently mix until fully combined.

If you want a chocolate version, replace a few tablespoons of flour with cocoa powder.

Pour into pan

Pour the batter into a greased cake pan. Sprinkle chocolate chips on top if desired.

Bake

Bake in a preheated oven at 170°C (340°F) for about 35–40 minutes.

Don’t open the oven door for the first 25 minutes. Check doneness with a toothpick.

Tips:

Make sure all ingredients are at room temperature.

Sift the flour to make the cake extra fluffy.

Let the cake rest for 10 minutes after baking before removing it from the pan.

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This is a sermon from the Morgantown, WV, USA sanctuary of Restoration Church International. Joe & Rena Perozich pray that this message will be a blessing to you as you listen. Should you wish to learn more about the ministry, we invite you to visit www.restorationchurchintl.org

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Black & Gold - Sam Sparro (Acoustic Cover)

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Making of a Man - Light

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The Making of a man - Hard

[Intro ]
Ooh, yeah, that smile’s got me
Ooh, yeah, it’s all I see

[Verse 1 ]
I started a letter today,
Pages stared, got nothing to say.
Your smile’s in my head, it’s a thief in the night,
Stealing my words with that cute lip bite.
I’m trying to write, but your grin’s in the frame,
Flashing like bright light, it’s calling my name.
Pen’s shaking now, can’t keep it in line,
Your smile’s the beat, and it’s stealing my time.

[Pre-Chorus ]
That curve of your lips, got my heart in a spin,
Like a summer night flash, don’t know where to begin.
I’m caught in the rhythm, can’t shake it away,
Your smile’s the groove that’s making me stay.

[Chorus ]
I started a letter, but the words won’t play,
‘Cause your smile’s got me lost, girl,
Got me blown away,
Ooh, it won’t fade away, yeah, it won’t fade away.
Stuck in my head,
Like a song that’s here to stay. 

[Verse ]
I stared at the pages,
I Tried, but words took me ages.
Your smile’s in my eyes, like a beachside scene,
Messing with my head, girl, it’s wickedly clean.
I see you in moments, late talks by the shore,
That grin’s got me hooked, I can’t write anymore.
Ink’s running dry, but my heart’s keeping score,
Your smile’s the vibe that I can’t ignore.

[Pre-Chorus ]
That curve of your lips, got my heart in a spin,
Like a summer night flash, don’t know where to begin.
I’m caught in the rhythm, can’t shake it away,
Your smile’s the groove that’s making me stay.

[Chorus ]
I started a letter, but the words won’t play,
‘Cause your smile’s got me lost, girl,
Got me blown away,
Ooh, it won’t fade away, yeah, it won’t fade away.
Stuck in my head,
Like a song that’s here to stay. 

[Bridge ]
Your smile in the morning, when the light hits just right,
Keeps me up, girl, through the heat of the night.
I could tear up the paper, let it fall to the floor,
But your grin’s got me locked, and I’m craving for more.
Oh, you’re stealing my lines, but I’m riding the beat,
Your smile’s got my heart, and it’s moving my feet.

[Chorus ]
I started a letter, but the words won’t play,
‘Cause your smile’s got me lost, girl,
Got me blown away,
Ooh, it won’t fade away, yeah, it won’t fade away.
Stuck in my head,
Like a song that’s here to stay. 

[Outro ]
Ooh, yeah, your smile, it won’t fade away,
Pages stay blank, but who cares anyway.


Smile in the way

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