Real Ignorant Radio - Episode 19 With CARDO

Maleena Cassius - Sex At Work Surf Lyrics:

(Verse 1) 
Ayye baby, I've seen how you look at me around the workplace
You've been thinking thoughts about me that aren't work safe
You want me to come (cum) over and clock in at your place
You brush past me in the hall and gently squeeze my waist, 
When we greet each other with a friendly hug in the parking lot you smell my nape
Nobody has to know what we do together babe (Shhh)
You're my work hubby, I'm your work wife, so schedules to fuck are being made!

(Verse 2)
When we're chatting in the break room I have to clench my thighs and cross my legs
I love it when I lock eyes with you from across our work space
Our coworkers are oblivious, we tease and play right in their faces
Today you had finally had enough, when the coast was clear you finally invited me to swing by your place
I decided to take things a step further, you should have seen your face!
Instead I took you by the hand and led you to the back, to a more secluded place

(Chorus)
I knew his back was strong, he knows how to put in work 
Load me up like a pallet baby in our company shirts
Give me that top tier service with a hand, and smirk
Go above and beyond nasty for me daddy I can make waves on you at work
(Surf, Surf, Surf)
He's splashing my deck, its full blown sex, that's sex at work!
(Sex, sex at work)
(Surf, surf, surf, surf, surf, yeah)
We're having sex at work
(Sex at work)
(mmhm at work, at work)

(Verse 3)
He's giving me that pleasure motion, fuck its giving promotion
Didn't know we would end up here but his strokes got me folding
Go ahead and prop the back door open, lets disappear together and I'll give it to you wide open (open)
Lets take a smoke break and end up in the bathroom stall soaking, hoping the doors don't open
I love the thrill and rush of sex at work, it gives me ocean
He dives right into my kitty tides and eats his quotient
I'm grinding my hips while I review his work, whenever he goes on break, I'm going on slurp
He says he's got a wife but I guess their sex game is on strike?
I'm coming up next, I'm spending his checks, I'm his secret project on the side!

(VERSE 4)
I'm always down to ride at work, just toss those boxes aside
Help me up on the ladder and gimme that pipe 
Press my face on the desk and get my squealing higher
I've been turned on from the moment he was a new hire
I've heard when you love what you do, you never work a day in your life
Spilling my truth even if it hurts
we're having sex all the time at work
(sex at work)
We're having sex at work, at work, at work, at work, at work!
His tongue is doing laps, I'm riding his lap 

(Chorus)
I knew his back was strong, he knows how to put in work 
Load me up like a pallet baby in our company shirts
Give me that top tier service with a hand, and smirk
Go above and beyond nasty for me daddy I can make waves on you at work
(Surf, Surf, Surf)
He's splashing my deck, its full blown sex, that's sex at work!
(Sex, sex at work!)
(Surf, surf, surf, surf, surf, yeah)
We're having sex at work!
(Sex at work)
(mmhm at work, at work, at work, at work)
His tongue is doing laps, I'm riding his...

Sex At Work Surf

A song about a guy that never quite got the girl. He was always the 2nd choice or the good friend, but never the romantic interest.

The Best Man

Re live our final mix from the final Konnexion. 

Track List 

Frank Ocean - Lost (Vintage Culture Remix)
Duke & Jones - Show me the money
No Thanks - Free your mind
Chris Lorenzo - Appetite
Devault - Body
Anna Lunce - Polite (Ac Slater remix)
Linska - Bad Boy (Genesi remix)
SLAMM, Dan Molinari - KET (Amine mix)
Tiesto, Odd Mobb - Wont be possible
Lil Wayne - A Milli (Side Piece VIP)
InntRaw - Breath
Yeat - Breathe (Whethan remix)
Massano, Braev - The Spot
Joa, ARTBAT - The Spot
Nos, Genesi - So good (GENESI remix)
Fly With Us, Deijuvns - Blacked out
Ship Wrek - Shake that
Eleganto, FENIK - A Felling
Future - Type Shit (proppa treatment)
Frankie Sims - Already Know
Martin Ikin, Matroda, Sian-Lee - 4U
Martin Ikin, Matroda, Sian-Lee - 4U (Matroda Drum and Bass VIP)
Matroda- Satuday Love - Matroda (Drum and Bass VIP)
Matroda - Gimme Some Keys (Drum and Bass VIP)
Matroda - Forget It (Drum  and Bass VIP)
Sander van Dorn - Take Yo' Praise

Live at Konnexion Music Festival 2025

Welcome to Optimal Reach Collective Artists (ORCA)! This is a musical and visual arts project involving 41 virtual artists given life through Artificial Intelligence. My music can be found on Instagram under Orcasongs and on Youtube as Optimal Reach Collective Artists.

All lyrics are original and I am the sole writer on all songs posted. The instrumentals, vocals, music videos, and album art are generated in collaboration with multiple A.I softwares. Songs are explicit and for adults, lyrics are in the description. Thank you for visiting and having an open mind to emerging technology and ways it can be used to enhance our artistic abilities.

My goal with this project is to learn to better use generation tools, dispel stigma about them, and show that A.I music and virtual A.I artists can be as enjoyable and commercially viable as conventional music. I own the rights to all music and characters posted here, the characters, situations, views, are entirely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. If you would like to use any of my songs in your videos or other projects reach out through email at: optimalreach3@gmail.com, thanks!

Contribute (Cash app): $Moneytummi

https://www.instagram.com/orcasongs/
https://youtube.com/@optimalreachcollectiveartists?si=YSDdklzTRu0Jw423

The Virtual artists of Optimal Reach Collective:

1. Maleena Cassius: Dark Pop, Experimental Pop, Hip-hop, Rock

2. TELNU: Hip-hop, Emo rap, SimpCore, Mumble rap, GamerCore, E-Girls, Anime, Memes, Internet culture, Technology

3. HipGrind:  Rock, Post-hardcore, Melodic Rock, Metal

4. Pierce Plank:  Country, Folk, Experimental Rock, Hip-hop, SimpCore

5. Spooky Entanglement:  EDM, Electric, Hip-hop, Futurism, Pop, Singularity, Artificial Intelligence, technology

6. GOONFOOL:  Hyperpop, GlitchCore, DigiCore, Party, Memes, Rave, Internet culture

7. Ellison Maggot:  Horrorcore, Hip-hop, Pop, HalloweenCore, Horror Rap, Rock, Creepy pasta, MonsterCore

8. Paulette Park:  Country, Country Pop, Folk, Electric Country, Dark Country, Cryptid Country, Hip-hop

9. Bebe Too Niiice:  Hip-hop, Twerk, Lyrical rap, R&B

10. Jupiter Signals:  Rock, Faith based Rock, CommunityCore, FaithCore, FriendshipCore, Religion

11. Billy Bait Car:  Hip Hop, Pop, Alternative Rock, Racing, Singularity, Virtual Reality, Artificial Intelligence, Futurism

12. Nora Ganymede:  Dark Pop, CellarCore, Phonaesthetics, NumberCore, ScrambleCore, SynesthesiaCore, Word Salad, Retro, Reality, Cosmic Horror, Time Travel

13. Violette Zinnia:  Folk, Dark Pop, Pop, Mystery, Supernatural, Ghost, Monstercore, creepypasta

14. Fortuna Pelk:  Folk, Pop, Synth Pop, FairyCore, Environmental Conservation, Communitycore, Climate Change

15. Vouple Goalz:  Pop, Pop Rock, Post-hardcore, Horrorcore, Monstercore, Vampire Fantasy

16. Preppy Gxd Steven:  Hip-hop, Pop, PreppyCore, PrepCore, Crypto, Finance, tech bro, Robotics, memes, Internet culture, technology

17. EverSong Mall:  Dark Pop, LiminalCore, 90's Pop, Retro, Horrorcore, Creepy Pasta, BuildingCore, MallCore, Monstercore

18. CHOMP CHAMP!!!:  Rock, Pop, ZombieCore, MonsterCore, Creepy Pasta, Horror, Video Games, memes

19. Gene, The Lich: Hip-hop, Pop, HorrorCore, Scramo, Singularity, Futurecore, Robotics, Gene modification, Body Modification, Artificial Intelligence, technology

20. Victor Vibe:  Hip-hop, Pop, Experimental Rock, Friendshipcore, Positive Vibes, Kindness, Self Help, Motivational Speech, Meditation

21. Katherine Caroline KateFish:  Hip-hop, Pop, Experimental, RealityCore, SimulationCore, Cosmic Horror, Clown, Horror 

22. Devon Debonair:  Hip-hop, Pop, Emo Pop, Horror, MonsterCore, RPG, Monster Hunting, HunterCore, Hero, Supernatural, video games 

23. Miranda Annalise Odo (Mad Honey Mandi):  Hip-hop, Post-Hardcore, Hyperpop, Sex, Relationships

24. Parental Troll:  - Hip-hop, Married Life, FamilyCore, Anime, Memes, Relationships, Drugs, Partying

25. The Deviled Eggs:  Rock, Country, Techno, MonsterCore, Supernatural, Monsterhuntercore, Creepy pasta, Monstercore

26. Vetabayrhimrah:  Horrorcore, Dark Pop, Hip-hop, MonsterCore, Creepy Pasta

27. Inner Shu:  Pop, Country, Hyperpop, Fantasy, Supernatural, Cosmic Horror, Monsterhunter 

28. A Woman With A Sword:  Reggaeton, Hip-hop, Fantasycore, Adventure, Video Games, RPG, MonsterCore, HunterCore, Hero

29. Imogen Darp:  Dark Pop, Reggaeton, Rock, Love, Extraterrestrials, Romance, Existentialism, Relationships, Monstercore, Horror, Cosmic Horror

30. Imelda With Dragon Hands:  Rock, Synth Pop, Choir, Fantasycore, Monstercore, RPG, Adventure

31. Rowan Frey:  Death Metal, K-pop, Monstercore, Zombiecore, Horrorcore, Horror, Technology

32. Super Millennium Troop:  Rock, Hip-hop, Monstercore, Hero, Cosmic, Superhero, Supernatural

33. Oliver Edgelord:  Hip-hop, Brainrot, Memes, Creepy Pasta, Horror, Singularity, Emo, Internet culture

34. Deep Aberration Lab: Orca (D.A.L.O):  Pop, Rock, Paranormal, Monsters, Monstercore, Supernatural, Science, Hollow Earth

35. Qwicked Fast: R&B, Hyperpop, Superhero, Love, Cosmic Horror, Supernatural, Battle

36. Sybil Psychonaut:  Triphop, retro, 90s, Supernatural, Paranormal, Psychic, Psionics

37. Beatrice Cone:  Alternative Rock Folk, Folk, retro, Supernatural

38. Max Malarkie:  Alternative Rock, Hip-hop, Supernatural, Paranormal, Monster, Monstercore

39. Infinite E-Girl:  Pop, Retro, Singularity, Robotics, Digital Human, Artificial Intelligence, Chatbot

40. Beatrice Cone:  Folk, Alternative Rock, Math Rock, Honeybees, Nature, Climate change, technology

41. Madeline Mayflies:  R&B, Folk, Cult, Apocalypse, Death, Horror, Creepy, Immortality,

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