25 tracks of pure harsh, brutal ,political incorrectness filled grindeath songs
bang your head off
credits
released June 6, 2023

Lord Turd are :

Lord Turd: Guttural false cord grunts ; Inhales & Exhales ; Predators

Walter Giordano : Electric , Acoustic & Criollen Guitars ; Mandolina conchera ; Charango

Ennio Marricone: 6,5,4 Electric , acoustic & fretless bass ; Chapman stick

Axel Von Blumberg : Drums

Recorded, mixed and mastered at Reapersound Studio by Scott Tenenbaum
( March to May 2023)
All musik and poetry by Lord Turd
Cover artwork & Logo by LT
No vocal effects were used in the recording of this album, ahre
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20-Princesa drogadicta

22-The chipa incident (Guns c0ver)

23-Por 1 cabeza (Gardel c0ver)

17-Inst@drug

19-Black matter lives

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You leaned in like the world was dumb 
Said “Actually…” and here you come 
Explaining things I lived and breathed 
Like I was born beneath your teeth
I’ve read the book, I built the thing 
But sure, explain it like I’m thirteen

Thanks for explaining that 
I’ve only said it ten times flat 
You made it longer, made it wrong 
But said it louder, like a song 
Thanks for the speech, the tone, the stance 
The masterclass in ignorance 

Thanks for explaining that 
I’ll be sure to ask next time I can’t
You fixed my words mid-sentence too 
Corrected facts I handed you 
I watched you teach a room I ran 
Like I was lost, not overplanned
You wear your certainty like gold 
But all it’s ever bought is mold

Thanks for explaining that 
Like I don’t know where I’m at 
You mansplained heat, you mansplained light 
You’d mansplain noon at bloody night 
Thanks for the chart, the graph, the smirk 
The fantasy that *you* did the work 

Thanks for explaining that 
I’ll go forget what I already had
It must be hard 
Waking up in a world 
Where I keep knowing 
What you thought I never could

Thanks for explaining that 
I’ve taken notes, I’ll take a nap 
I’ll let you talk and run the show 
While I create the things you’ll never know 

Thanks for the words, the breath, the steam 
Now kindly exit my damn dream 
Thanks for explaining that 
I’m done pretending you’re all that

Thanks for explaining that 
But we’re not clapping back 
We’re laughing now 
But thanks, 
thanks for explaining that.


One Night

Thanks For Explaining That

Thanks for Explaining That

Lil Teemie Wife In Kitchen (Reprise Era)

Det finnes en gruppe som ikke nevnes ved navn i avisene, men kun omtales som "eksperter". Vet de det meste om alt, eller bare litt om noe? En ting er sikkert, de uttaler seg... gjerne.

Vi er ekspertene

Om en skal betale sin skatt med glede, så kan må man jo bli utrolig glad, jo mere skatt man betaler. Kanskje derfor Norge er verdens lykkeligste land, og rikeste?

Skatten din

En tekst med en sarkastisk tilnærming til dagens popmusikk, i full balanse og beundring til de som faktisk klarer å lage en "sommer HIT" eller andre HITer, som folk hører på over hele verden. Denne låta kommer aldri til å bli en sommerhit, men det var moro å leke med ord, rytme og rim.  

En sommer HIT

"Click baits og likerklikk" er en litt for lang sang om noe litt for vanlig – nemlig medieklikkets evige jag. Her får du en satirisk fortelling i vers og refreng om hvordan små hendelser blåses opp til store overskrifter, og hvordan journalistikken noen ganger gir etter for trangen til å vekke reaksjoner. Sangen beskriver et fenomen mange kjenner igjen fra nesten alle medier: overskrifter som lover sjokk, sinne eller avsløringer, og kommentarfelt som fylles med storm. 

Click baits og likerklikk

A song about the famous Scheens dialect. I hope our dialect will not die out. 

Dialekta våers

Dialekta våers

I 2021 mottok Skien (sammen med nabobyen Porsgrunn) den nasjonale prisen for “Attraktiv by” – også kalt “Norges mest attraktive byer”. Dette er en statlig pris under Kommunal- og moderniseringsdepartementet, som tildeles byer som viser ekstra gode resultater innen bærekraftig by- og stedsutvikling. Det å ta en tur i Skien by, nær sagt når som helst, gjør at mange begynner å lure. Hva var kriteriene? Hvordan kunne dette skje? Ja ja... sånt kan det fort bli en nidvise av. Og her er den.

Funky Sarcasm

Balladen om Norges mest attraktive by

Two voices, one message — “Yeah Right.” This track is all about calling out the fake, the shady, and the bullshit. With gritty verses and sharp delivery, Prøvawkative and T-ravill spit raw perspective on broken trust, bad vibes, and the energy shift when you’ve had enough.

Yeah Right ft. T-ravill

“When Pigs Fly” ist ein bittersüßer Abgesang auf all die großen Versprechen, die nie gehalten wurden – und eine Hymne an alle, die daraus gelernt haben. Mit bissigem Witz, poetischer Schärfe und einem Refrain, der bleibt, dreht sich der Song um die Kunst, loszulassen und trotzdem gerade zu stehen.

Disco-Pop trifft Blues-Rock – zwischen Tanzfläche und staubiger Veranda wird hier Klartext gesungen.


“When Pigs Fly” is a bittersweet anthem for anyone who’s been burned and came out smarter. With razor-sharp wit, poetic flair, and a hook that sticks, the song calls out empty promises and walks away with pride.

Disco-pop meets blues-rock – this is straight talk between the dance floor and a dusty front porch.

When Pigs Fly

wenn´s Scheiße regnet

🔥 Ever felt trapped in the Indian education rat race? This hard-hitting rap exposes the hypocrisy of woke academicians and snobbish PhD students who preach equality but live in ivory towers. From repetitive research topics to elitist attitudes, "PhD Sucks!?" calls out the broken system where there's acute shortage of opportunities and absolutely no regards to innovation. Just plain series of favoritism and recycling of old methods/traditions. No matter how well your portfolio is, decent jobs simply doesn't exist here. So good luck with your degrees and future, my fellow aspiring academics!

For every scholar, student, or academic who’s ever felt the system is rigged: this is your anthem.
🎵 Share it with every PhD student you know. Let’s talk about what’s really going on.

Music Video:- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w70vIME_8gw
Add 'PhD Sucks' to your Spotify and iTunes playlist -  https://artists.landr.com/lxxlphdsucks

All credits go to me!! :P
Performed by - Alex Axel
Lyrics - Alex Axel
Wack ass production by me xD
Recorded in - My bedroom

PhD Sucks!?

Ich schreibe gerne was ich denke, fühle und erlebe. Das Schreiben hilft mir, Erlebnisse einzuordnen und zu verarbeiten. 
Gefühlen eine Melodie zu geben ist etwas wunderbares. So kann ich Erinnerungen verewigen. 
Schreiben bringt Klarheit. Die Melodie dazu transportiert die Botschaft ins Herz.
Es ist ein bisschen Selbsttherapie
In erster Linie tue ich es um einen Ausgleich zu haben, also für mich selbst.
Die Texte sind direkt und frisch aus dem Herzen. Wenn ich aber jemand erreiche, der genauso fühlt wie ich, und damit jemanden berühre, freut es mich umso mehr.

Da ich nicht gut singen kann und sonst auch nicht der musikalischste bin, nutze ich eine KI für die Melodie und die Stimme.

Viel Spaß beim hören 🥰

Gruß Marco Memory

i do ironic stuff hahahaha funny die hard hetalia fan

Welcome to Midlife Madness—where smooth, sultry vocals meet country grit and indie soul. 

If you’ve ever wondered what it might sound like if you took a road trip through Nashville with your girls and a guitar, you've arrived.

With raw, unfiltered lyrics and melodies that wrap around you like southern summer air, Midlife Madness captures what it means to rise from the ashes—sass first. 

These are songs for the powerful phase of your healing journey. This is a soundtrack for reclaiming yourself, and your power. 

Featuring originals like "Break the Spell" and "Scream It Out Loud," this is music built for women who’ve lived a little, burned a lot, and still sing with fire.

❤️ Soulful storytelling
💋 Loungy indie-country vibes
🔥 For fans of indie, acoustic, chill vibes, and catchy basslines.

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Husband 💏🏻
Dog Father 🐕
Film & Television Buff 🎬
Singer/Songwriter 🎶
Passionate Gamer 🎮

Can’t sing like the pros, can’t shred like the legends, and my brain’s usually too busy doubting me to clap. Think of me as the guy who didn’t get the talent package but still showed up to the gig. Rapping? Kinda. Guitar? Sorta. Confidence? Nonexistent. What I do have is a head full of lyrics, a guitar that tolerates me, and enough anxiety to power a small city. Songs? Yeah, those I’ve got — raw, messy, and still worth a listen. Welcome to the mess I call music.

Hallvardsson makes music with deep inspiration from the Nordic mysticism and nature. The sounds are dreamy, experimental and with melancholy.

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