Decaputate

It’s that time to feed, pockets smelling blood inside the water
Someone call the feds n let ‘em know there’s gonna be a slaughter
If you got some cash then you can bet that I’m gon’ be yo’ stalker
Ain’t no guarantees except another day another dollar
Shivers down yo’ spine, sharkie rollin’ deep with all his partners
Always move in silence but this dirty glock is quite a talker
Always totin’ heat, bitch, that’s why they call me ‘firestarter’
Givin’ many blessings, turning all these sinners into martyrs

Wetter than water nigga be cautious of my drip
I be warning these niggas and yet we still gon’ catch em slip 

Take a dip and you sleepin’ with the fishes
Treat you niggas like a chore ‘n clean em up like dirty dishes
Niggas sayin’ that they dogs, well I’m PETA to these bitches
Got ‘em pale with fear, turn ‘em into Swiss until then they’re Finnish 

Ain't no rhyme or reason if my partner sees you then you’re marked
Take a bite out of ya’ pockets and you’ll never hear a bark
Robbin’ is my passion, nigga, I perfect it like an art
Always wading through the water deadass livin’ like a shark like a shark

P-P-Put these niggas down n send their bitch-ass to Atlantis
Said they’re worth their weight in gold its crazy how they end up vanishin
this world is sink or swim, but yo’ dumbass is in a panic
Keep yo head above the water, it’s gon get a lil’ graphic
Rather vivid, boutta paint a scene and leave you broke and rigid
Thought of niggas with more guap just makes me absolutely livid
Give a greeting to my glock n you gon learn that it aint timid
Final moments in a horror it’s a shame you won’t relive it 

I'm Wetter than water nigga be cautious of my drip
Said that This is your warning nigga I best not catch you slip

Aquamayne ($.0.$ {Sink or Swim}) [prod. MYGOD808]

Jimmy and Tom are back from another summer hiatus (next few weeks will be rough) but we reviewed a very recent movie to the Netflix catalog, a movie heralded as the "next Jaws.'

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If there is one thing CheapShow loves without exception, it’s Tomy toys from yesteryear! We’ve covered much of their back catalogue in the past, but this week we have three items that are very beloved. Paul and Eli get to tinker with kitties in a Water Wonderland game, battle sharks with the Tomytronic 3D “Shark Attack” toy and take on the challenge of Screwball Scramble: Level 2! How will Tomy fare? Only CheapShow has the answers! Also on the show, we wet our whistles with three soft drinks, two of which will probably be godawful, and investigate “milky straws” that are filled with candy flavoured beads. Will they make the milk better or worse? We sample two new “Candy Cans” but it’s almost a foregone conclusion that the cheap chaps will not take kindly to them. Maybe Eli’s new Red Bull (sigh) will save the day? If not, don’t worry, as Eli is obsessed with making crude jokes involving genitals and types of fish. As you can expect, Paul isn’t too impressed, but despite suffering from food poisoning whilst recording, he’s going to have to craft a gag to appease Eli before the day is over. Oh Joy!

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A sinister epic display of primal instinct and ferocity. This track represents the danger and fear of being hunted by the apex of the pacific.

Shark Attack

Battery & Front Ensemble Design by Mo Longo
Vocals by members of the Jacob Coy Middle School Band

Shark Attack! (Longo - Middle School Drumline)

This episode the boys kick off shark quarter with a Lessons For Life tale of a near death shark attack.... well, almost... well... nobody died.... and no one was attacked... but it was nearly fatal! Find out who, what,why, and how in this week's episode of The Great Shark Podcast...er.. I mean The Great Dive Podcast!!

The Great Dive Podcast-Episode 420- Shark Attack!?

Up tempo southern rock country song about shark lovers. Written by J.T. Patten, Lone Woolf Lyrics. Available for cut, cover, collaboration, or sync

SHARK ATTACK

Mofkin

Maureen "Mo" Longo (b. 1985) received a Bachelor of Music degree in Music Therapy from the University of Dayton, where she was a three-time Honors Recital finalist and winner of the Concerto Aria Competition. Mo received a Master of Music degree in Percussion Performance from Wright State University, where she was selected for the Honors Recital and earned the 1st place scholarship for her solo marimba performance.



Currently traveling full-time, Mo is a freelance musician and educator. She composes and arranges music for marching band percussion, competitive indoor percussion, classical solo & ensemble percussion, and concert band. Mo's first concert band piece, Remedy, was the winner of the 2025 Silver Melted Into Sound composition competition. In addition to writing music, Mo teaches percussion camps and clinics around the country.



Preceding full-time travel, Mo was the Percussion Director at Beavercreek City Schools and an Adjunct Professor at the University of Dayton. Prior to that, she worked as a board certified Music Therapist with Seasons Hospice & Palliative Care. Since 2007, Mo has been on the instructional staff with numerous scholastic and independent marching ensembles throughout Ohio and Illinois.



Mo has toured the United States and Europe with DCI and WGI as a member of the Glassmen Drum & Bugle Corps and Matrix Performing Arts, and has performed at the Percussive Arts Society International Convention and the Ohio Music Educators Conference.



Mo is a member of the American Society of Composers, Authors and Publishers, and she proudly endorses Innovative Percussion products.

Hi. Came here from the Ethereal Plane of Epicness. I love listening to Drum and bass and other EDM genres. Have a listen to mine. I'm sure some of them will vibe. ☮

I like to create Atmospheric Drum and Bass, Breakbeat and Jungle, but I have also experimented with Psy-rock, Lo-fi Hip hop and Psy-Trance. I wish to experiment with more EDM genres soon.

Indie demo drops and sync catalog written and produced by best selling author and indie writer/producer, J.T. Patten, the “meanest man in the business.” NSAI member / ASCAP

Music/vocals demo tracks created by various artists/musicians using Lone Woolf lyrics through Lone Woolf Productions.

All rights currently retained by JT Patten. All demos can be modified as collaborations. BUY/USE RIGHTS available. Let’s make some music!

CheapShow is a comedy podcast all about getting the very best out of the worst! Be it Poundlands, Charity Shops, Car Boot Sales or Bargain Bins, hosts Paul Gannon & Eli Silverman poke around in the corners of the high streets and internet to find treasure in the trash.

One week it could be a studio based show, the next, a live comedy event. It could even be a location report or a scripted adventure! A few things it is, however, is rude, crude, silly and drizzled in pop culture, nostalgia and plenty of verbal violence!

It has guests, videos, songs, reviews, games and dares.  We apologise in advance!
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 Epic Hook is a musical artist and DJ producer from England, blending diverse influences into pop music. They are known for incorporating elements of K-pop Rock  EDM, pop

Grab your logbooks and gather around as James and Brando chat about your favorite subject and theirs, scuba diving. Each episode, these guys will share with each other an interesting and relevant story, tale, adventure or experience from under, in or on the water. It’s just like hanging out with a couple of cool buddies at the dive shop, on the dock or at the pub. Listen, learn and have fun with James Mott and Brandon Schwartz on The Great Dive Podcast. See and experience more at thegreatdivepodcast.com

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