Welcome to PolitiPod where we join you for fun with politics, governance, and more. This is Episode Maine Squeeze

You’ll hear oneliners on the Word From The Street and upcoming elections on your Election Central report

for sketches,

Spencer Cassing gives an update on gun violence in America from the NRA’s perspective. 

We kick off the new year with the PolitiPod juke box, song included are: 

Don’t Ignore the Signs 

I’m Gettin’ Swatted for Christmas

And 

4 Times Indicted

A return visit from your favorite detective Sharialaw Holmes in The Adventure of Old Salt Peter Or, The Tell-tale Harpoon 

And 

You’ll hear the comedy stylings of Marjorie’s cousin Shecky Taylor Greene

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“Witch Girl” is a spellbinding parody remake of the Hall & Oates classic “Rich Girl,” conjured up by the mystical duo Stahl & Oaths. Swapping Wall Street for witchcraft, this track delivers a groovy, retro 70s blend of blue-eyed soul, pop, and rock—with a magical twist.

With funky basslines, crisp piano, and those signature soulful male vocals, “Witch Girl” tells the tale of a mischievous enchantress who’s gone a little too far with her charms, potions, and midnight spells. Catchy hooks, playful repetition, and just the right amount of spooky camp keep this reimagined anthem as addictive as the original.

Equal parts homage and Halloween party jam, “Witch Girl” invites you to dance under the full moon, laugh at love potions gone awry, and remember: you can rely on your magic, honey… but it won’t get you too far!

✨🪄🌙🦇🔮🕯️🧙‍♀️🧹🦉✨✨🧹🧙‍♂️🕯️🔮🦇🌙🪄✨

You're a witch girl, and you've gone too far,
Casting spells and potions every day.

You're a witch girl, and you've gone too far,
'Cause you know it don't matter anyway.
You can rely on your magic honey,
You can rely on your magic honey.
It's a witch, girl, and you've gone too far,
'Cause you know it don't matter anyway.
Say magic but it won't get you too far,
Get you too far.

Don't you know, don’t you know it's unkind,
Casting hexes with love left behind.
Crystal balls glowing bright,
But your heart stays lost in the night.
Spells to charm, spells to bind,
But the magic can't change your mind.

Cauldron bubbles, moon shines clear,
But your spells won't hide your fear.

You're a witch girl, and you've gone too far,
'Cause you know it don't matter anyway.
You can rely on your magic honey,
You can rely on your magic honey.
It's a witch, girl, and you've gone too far,
'Cause you know it don't matter anyway.
Say magic but it won't get you too far,
Get you too far.

Moonlit flights, shadowed dreams,
Enchanting others with your schemes.
Secrets hidden, books unread,
Casting spells from things unsaid.
Haunted woods, whispers clear,
But you're lost inside your fear.

(Ooh) Magic swirls, cauldron deep,
Promises you cannot keep.
(Ooh) Starlit skies, moonlit charms,
Lost again within your arms.

You're a witch girl, spellbound start,
But your magic won't change your heart.
You can rely on your magic honey,
But your charms can't buy real love.
It’s a witch, girl, gone too far,
Magic charms but it won't get you too far,
Get you too far.

✨🪄🌙🦇🔮🕯️🧙‍♀️🧹🦉✨✨🧹🧙‍♂️🕯️🔮🦇🌙🪄✨

Witch Girl

Xak Stahl: Alchemist of Sound, Architect of Emotion

Xak Stahl is a genre-blurring music artist, sonic storyteller, and relentless experimenter. Every track he creates is a new world—a kaleidoscope of indie folk, alt-pop, electronica, and global flavors—infused with raw emotion and boundless curiosity. Xak’s music isn’t just heard; it’s felt.

From Shadow to Spotlight

For Xak, music is metamorphosis. His journey began in the shadows, transmuting heartbreak and struggle into songs that glow with hope. Early anthems like “Neon Dreams” and “Rising Through the Darkness” invite listeners to find their own light. His newest project, Major Arcana, channels the mysteries of the Tarot—each song an archetype, each lyric a step along the path from the Fool’s first leap to the wisdom of The World.

More Than Music: A Multisensory Universe

But Xak isn’t confined to sound. As a visual artist and writer, he crafts immersive stories that spill across genres and languages—sometimes haunting, sometimes playful, always honest. Whether he’s conjuring lush soundscapes, weaving bilingual lyrics, or creating striking visuals, Xak’s art dares you to feel deeper and dream wilder.

An Invitation to Transformation

Join Xak Stahl on a sonic odyssey that blurs borders—between genres, between artforms, between you and the music. Each release is an invitation to explore, to heal, to become. For Xak, every song is a spell, every album a universe. The only question is: are you ready to step inside?

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