* what. is. UPㅤㅤㅤㅤ?????????????????
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i'm doin it guys...
i'm revamping all of the existing songs...
in preparation for jacport...
it's gonna be awesome...
more dialogue in song number 2......

Γ1/8⅃ what. is. UP ????

[ * J4€K1TT / ATK 7 / DEF 77 ]
[ * His past may be filthy, but his future looks ㅤㅤㅤ! ]

* WO4H
* H0LY SH1T
* N1€3 Γcontroller⅃ Y0U GO7 H3RE
* 
* can i have it?
[ Yesㅤ🤍No ]
* WH47 !?
* Y0U 'RE SUCK !!!!!!!!
* D1D N0BODY T34€H Y0U ?? Γsharing⅃ IS Γgive me everything you own⅃ !!!!!!!
* H0W 4BOU7 TH15
* W3 CAN M4KE A DΓarrangement⅃
* Y0U G1V3 ME
* YOUR PR3€1OU5 Γgamepad⅃
* AND 1 GIV3 Y0U
* 
* how's that sound?
[ Deal.ㅤ🤍I don't think so. ]
* WH4T !?!?!?
* EV3N 4FT3R MY 0UTΓbaby rage⅃OU5 0FF3R !?
* Y0U'RE ONE T0UGH Γcookie time!⅃
* well
* since you won't just let me Γ74K31TT.⅃ from you
* what if
* we worked together?
* i can be the ΓPALETTE SWAP⅃ to your Γsuper guy⅃
* the ΓMouse⅃ to your ΓVariety of Drawing Tools⅃
* TH3 Γjust⅃ T0 YOUR Γlet me have this⅃
* how's that sound to you, b-BbUD?
[ 🤍FineㅤStill No ]
* 0MG
* 1 KN3W MY Γbaby⅃ VO1CE W0ULD W0RK !!!!!!!!!
* I'M H4PPY 2 B3 A ΓPart 2⅃ 0F TH3 Γgunda m⅃
* OUR Γfriend 8D⅃5H1P €4N 0NLY Γblossom⅃ FR0M H3RE !!
* T0G3THER WE C4N Γwinner! winner!⅃ TH15 ΓChicken Dinner⅃ C4LLED Γlife⅃
* AND 1 KN0W JU57 TH3 W4Y WEΓyou're⅃'RE GONN4 D0 1T
* I'LL T3LL YOU ΓMore! More!⅃ 4BOUT 17 ΓLater⅃
* 
* well uh
* i guess we can stop ΓSTREET FIGHT⅃ing now
* no hard feelings...ΓFriend Request⅃?
* 
* haha
* haha
* i don't carE
* i'm going to go Γ⌂HOME⅃ now
* meet me at 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗼𝘄𝗻 of you wanna hear more about my ΓMaster⅃ plan to help us ΓWIN BIG⅃
* look for the Γcheese⅃ hole next to ΓDa Trash⅃. …i’ll be there.
* trust me, yY-Y0U WON'7(will) R3GRET 1T.
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new and cool dialogue !!!!!
go read it all !!!!!!
right now !!!!!!!!
jacrot !!!!!!!!

Γ3/8⅃ sound slike you just hit TH3

* i am j
* i am j
* i a
* J4€K1TT !!!!!!!!!!!!!
* today we're gonna be learning how tH0LD YOUR Γhorse !⅃ ???????????
* Y0U'V3 GOTT4 B3 ONE 0F TH05E Γlowlights⅃, R1GHT !?! ?!?!?? ?!?!!? !?!
* this.
* is.
* Γ=- 𝗖R𝟰Z𝗬 !¡!¡! -=⅃
* I W4S JU57 Γsearching⅃ F0R ON3 OF Y0U 7HE OTH3R ΓSEVEN years⅃ !!!!!!!!
* WH47 BR1NG5 Y0U TO 7H1S 51D3 OF TΓlife⅃ 4NYWAY ???
[ Yesㅤ🤍ㅤNo ]
* HAHA
* HAHA
* I D0N'7 CARe
* listen, buddy, pal, ΓBFF FOREVER⅃...
* i can tell why you're here.
* you're just like me, kid... sad, ΓSHIT⅃less, stuck replaying the same old ΓTHREE⅃ games they left you with when they k-K1CK3D Y0U TO 7H3 CURB L1K3 Y0U N3VER EV3N MAT7ER3D 1N TH3 F1
* F1
* F1
*[ pull string recoils]*
*-rst place......
* life treating you like a Γyear⅃ of ΓLinguine!⅃ ?
* ...
* ...well that's why you ha-a-4V3 M3 !!!!!!!! ( --> --> J4€K1TT <-- <-- )
* Y0U KΓno⅃W Y0U C4N TRU57 M3, R-Rright, pal?
* 
* g
* G00D !!
* GR34T !!!
* EXCELLENT !!!! (fantastic!)
* a-A4FT3R ALL, W3'VE KN0WN E4CH OTHER F0R A WH0L3 Γfive⅃ M1NUT35 !!!!!!!
* H3Y !!!!
* HEY !!
* hey
* what
* stop giving me that ΓL00K⅃
* ...
* okay j-j-JjJ4€K455 i see the ΓGame!⅃ you want to ΓPlaying My⅃
* and to think i was gonna try and show you how to
* to
* 2
* 
* IT'S ON !!!!!!!!
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i uploaded this one and the nyctba in the wrong order lol so if you haven't seen that one yet go back there and read that dialogue if you want...
it is almost jacot time...

Γ2/8⅃ J4€K1TT !!!!

* sT-t-74RZY !!!!
* Γthey⅃ S41D Y0U WOULDN'7 5H0W, 8U7 1 S7ILL H4D H0P3 !!!!
* H0w'V3 YOU B3EN !?!?
* or rather,
* H4VE YOU 8EEN ?
* B33N, TH1NKIN6 4B0UT OUR L177LE Γscandal⅃, TH47 15 ?
* 1 Kn0W I H4V3 !!!!!
* I W4S TH1NK1NG W3 C0ULD 5EW OUR 0WN M47€H1NG,
* HAHA
* HAHA
* J4€KETTS?
* 
* yeah you're right screw the ΓApparel⅃
* we're gonna need to ΓLie⅃ as ΓLOW⅃ as possible if we wanna Γstomp⅃ this Γgoomba⅃...
* here's the dΓcontract⅃.
* i'm sure you've heard of the 𝗤𝘂𝗲𝗲𝗻'𝘀 𝗖𝗮𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗼 by now, right?
* ahhh, the Queen...
* back in my Γlife⅃, i used to live aΓTop⅃ her ΓDesk⅃ of honor...
* back when i was the ΓLite⅃ of the Γthe party!⅃ !!!!
* back when we were the ΓForever⅃est of Γfriend⅃s !!
* bB-84CK WH3N 5H3
* WH3N 5H3
* ...when, she..
* 
[pull string recoils]
* 8UT L0OK 47 M3 NOW !!!!!
* living next to a ΓSpiral⅃ of Γfilth⅃...
* but that's ΓB-Side⅃s the point.
* while i was ΓLivin' the dream.⅃ up in her ΓCASTLE⅃ of Γbeauty⅃, i learned a few things...
* deep, within the ΓHeart⅃ of the building, at the very Γbottom⅃ floor... you'll find the ΓSafe House⅃
* that my ΓBuddy!⅃, is where they hold the ΓSecrets in the Shallows & Sky⅃...
* but more Γⓘ Important!⅃ly, that's where ΓIT⅃ is kept..........
* you see...
* that ΓDark, Dark⅃ safe is kept in a Γdark⅃, ΓDark⅃ room...
* and in that dark, ΓDARK⅃ safe, you'll find a d-Dd4RK, D4RK CH35T...
* and in that ΓDARK, DARK⅃ chest, you'll find a D4RK, Γdark⅃ box...
* and in that dark, ΓDARK !!!!⅃ box you'll find...
* D035N'7 M4T73R !!!!!!!!
* JU57 BR1NG iT 70 ME !!!
* once you have it, all you gotta do is pop this ΓJ4€K1TT⅃ in that soundproof Γuh... BOX-⅃ and bring me back to the 𝘀𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝗶𝘁 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺!
* after that, w-WwW3'LL PR4CT1CALLY B3 H1TTING TH3
* HIT71N6 TH3
* 
* !!!!!!!!!!!
* 15N'T 1T 3XC1TING !?
* i can already taste ΓIT⅃......
* that ΓCool, Cool⅃ flavor of ΓYum!⅃
* let me Γgift⅃ you a little ΓSTAR POWER⅃ to get you past that blasted ΓBlock⅃ade !
* you're gonna need it if you want any ΓCHANCE TIME!⅃ of getting into that ΓDark, Dark⅃ Room
[ ΓSTAR POWER⅃ was added to your inventory. ]
* oh yeah,, and ΓOne more thing!⅃
* you have to go
* 4L0N3.
* i can't come, my crummy ΓTalk⅃box is too ΓLOUD!⅃ and full of ΓcccrrrcCCRRRRzzzCCCRRRRzzzcccrrrrzz⅃
* and ΓNOBODY.⅃ else is allowed to even know about this, let alone come with Γyou.⅃
* that'd only put us at ΓHigher!⅃ risk of getting Γja⅃caught
* now that we've got that all ΓClear⅃ed up,,
* WH4T'RE Y0U WA1TING FOR !?
* THR0W M3 A ΓPass⅃ 4ND ΓGet Outta Here!⅃, F457 !!!!!!!
* W3'VE G0T Γplenty⅃ T1M3 TO W45TE !!!!!!!!!!!
* R3MEMB3R, BR1NG M3 B4€K S0METH1NG ΓFrench⅃ !!!!!!!!
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big thanks to https://soundcloud.com/bluen3bula for helping me decide on a motif here, and for just generally concepting a lot of the au stuff with me
awesomer dialogue B3
and thank you @nexus_11fuckingthree for the cloud wallpaper idea !!
we are almost jacportin...

Γ4/8⅃ BUY iN !!

* H0LD MY Γbeverage⅃ 4ND €4LL M3 ΓPrincess⅃...
* 1 FE3L LIK3 A ΓMillion Dollar⅃ !!!!!
* L0OK 4T ME N0W, ΓSuper Star!⅃ !!!!!!!!!
* B1GG3R !!
* FA57ER !!!!
* AND S7R0NG3R ΓTooie⅃ !!!!!!
* I'M bE4U71FUL !!!!
* N0 LON63R AM 1 Γbound⅃ T0 4NY M0R3 0F TH47 LOU5Y ΓFour Directional Movement.⅃...
* 1 C4N EV3N ΓZoom in, zoom out,⅃ 4ND Γchange angles!⅃ !!!!! 
* I'V3 BR0K3N ΓFree⅃...
* 1'v3 CH4NG3D 7HE SY5T3M !!!!
* D4R3 1 S4Y I'VE...
* 1'V3....
* H1T TH3 Γ=- J4€KP0TT !¡!¡! -=⅃
* ...
* or at least...
* that's what i would've said...
* 1F I7 W3'REN'7 F0R TH35E LOU5Y CO1LS !!!!!!!!
* I7'5 N0T EV3N Γspring⅃ !!!!!!!!
* no...
* N0.
* NO !!!!!
* TH15 IS 4LL WR0nG !!!!!
* 1 C4N ST1LL H34R Γthem⅃...
* TH3 V0I€E5 !!!!!!!!!!
* 1 ALR34DY T0LD YOU, I D0N'7 H4V3 MY @#$%ING PA5SΓport⅃ !!!!!!!!!
* JU57 G3T ME 0U7 oF TH15 Γbox⅃ !!!!!!!
* wait a minute.
* ...ΓU⅃
* ST4Rc#&T...
* Y0U C4N H3LP M3.
* 4FTER ALL, Y0U'R3 7H3 ΓPlayer 1⅃ WHO G07 M3 IN70 7H15 Γhole⅃ M35S 1N 7HE Γ1st Place⅃ !!!!
* ...
* so, uh
* got any bright Γⓘ⅃deas?
* ...?
* didn't think so.
* i guess the only thing stopping me from really ΓMOVE⅃ing is just a little extra ...cC-€ON7R0L, R1Gh7?
* N0W WH3RE C4N A ΓFell⅃A 4R0UND H3RE F1ND 5oM3TH1NG THA7 m1GHT ΓHelp me!⅃ WI7H 7H47...?
* ...i think you can tell where this is going.
* for what it's worth, i really didn't Γwant it?⅃ to have to come to this.
* ...bB-8UT 1 7HINK TH15 IS w0RTH FAR M0R3 TH4N 0UR SΓappy⅃ L1TTL3 "ΓFriend Request Declined.⅃."
* H0w 4B0UT Y0U M4KE TH15 QU1CK AND JU57 HaND 0V3R TH4T ΓInput⅃ 7O M3, N0 Γspring⅃5 ΓATTACK !!!!⅃3D.
* how's that sound?
[ Not a chance.ㅤ🤍I don't think so. ]
* WH4T !?!?!?
* EV3N 4FT3R kNOW1NG MY SADΓgu,y⅃ B4CKST0RY AND MY ΓCruelty Free.⅃ 0FF3R !?
* Y0U'RE ONE Γsick individual⅃
* well
* since you won't just ΓHAND IT OVER !!⅃ all nice and coolΓLike⅃
* i guess i'm just gonna have to Γ74K31TT.⅃ from your Γrotting corpse!⅃
* Γso, uh⅃
* ...ΓBye, Bye!⅃
[ DONK ] * -OW !!!!!!!!
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woag, the song pitches down 8O ????
i imagine that happens whenever the dialogue starts tensing up, lol
once again a big thank you to @bluen3bula and https://soundcloud.com/tuftypompom for help with the dialogue !!!
and thank you to https://soundcloud.com/blueberry-demon-chick for the base thumbnail idea !!!
but yeah, here we go guys!!!
it's almost time for the big one!!!
i've had it done for like the past month but i keep procrastinating on the thumbnails lol
we've gone past the point of no return now though, so i guess i'll see you guys at jacport!!!!!

Γ6/8⅃ Snake Eyes

* ΓB1tch⅃L0RD !?
* YoU D1DN'7 T3LL ME Y0U H4D ΓFriend List⅃ !!!!
* UUhH,,, GUYs?
* N0W IS K1ND OF A Γbad time?⅃...
* C0M3 BACK 4FT3R I F1NISH ΓBoil⅃1NG TH1S ΓBig Bully⅃ !!!!!!
* ...UNL3S5 YOU W4NN4 S74Y ΓFOR THE S⅃H0W !!
* TH3N 1'LL G3T TO ΓBlast Away⅃ Y0U Γall⅃ !!!!!!
* ΓShall we then?⅃
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JACOT !!!!
after about 3 different iterations and a whole lot of procrastination, it's finally here !!!!
just in time for the cool jackusversary too >8D !!!!
of COURSE big thanks to @bluen3bula, @zootyplex, and @tuftypompom for being excellent test subjects and helping out with dialogue and AU stuff !!!!
https://soundcloud.com/bonniech-daniel also helped me think of the neo body, thank you !!!!
and thanks to everyone else who helped me along the way, you all rock !!
more jackusversary stuff SHOULD be coming soon, if i'm feeling up to it, so stay tuned !!!!
hope you all enjoy >8D !!!!

Γ7/8⅃ \\=- J4€KP0TT -=// [ jackusversary 1/3 ]

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and make freaking music too...

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